How Gol and Maia Captured Samos!
Yo yo yo, this be an Xmas prezzy fo' Paradise Eco, coz she fawesome. (It's true- if you check out my profile, she's on the List of Fawesome People) And just for her- the story of Samos's capture in Jak and Daxter! (deep breath) MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU 'DISEY!!!
SAMOS and KEIRA are in the Red Sage's hut, when there is a sudden rattling outside the hut.
KEIRA: (looks up) What was that?
SAMOS: I don't know, dear. Perhaps the fairies are back?
KEIRA: (sighs) The fairies don't exist, Daddy. They're a figment of your imagination
SAMOS: So you say…(glances suspiciously at Keira)
KEIRA: Well, perhaps I should go and check if it is them?
SAMOS: No! They're far more dangerous than regular fairies!(grabs Keira's shirt) They have guns! GUNS I TELL YOU!!
KEIRA: (rolls eyes) Daddy, have you been drinking while reading Artemis Fowl again?
SAMOS: That's beside the point! (looks at the door) I'll check for fairies now
SAMOS walks outside. There is one of those cage thingies (only without the bars activated) sitting there on the planks. Inside, there is a bottle of beer. SAMOS quickly checks for fairies, fails to spot GOL and MAIA lurking around the corner, and jumps inside the cage. He takes the top off the beer bottle and proceeds to drink the contents, while still in the cage. Suddenly, the bars activate. SAMOS is trapped!
GOL AND MAIA: (jump out from behind the corner)
MAIA: All right!
GOL: (holds up his hand) Gimme five!
MAIA: (high-fives Gol)
SAMOS:Gol! Maia! What happened? You've got sexy blue skin! I want blue skin too! (cries)
KEIRA: (rushes on to the scene) Daddy! What's wrong?
SAMOS: They have sexy blue skin and I don't!
GOL: And you never will!(points and laughs at Samos) MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!!!!
MAIA: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!! (A/N: Have you ever noticed how good G & M are at evil laughs?)
KEIRA: AHAHAHA – Sorry, Daddy, I got caught up in it
MAIA: Are you entirely certain that you do not wish to be a Dark Sagess, dear? You have a considerable amount of Eco tolerance, and you have the evil laugh down pat
KEIRA: The offer's tempting, but I really want to be a model, and the industry's just so close-minded
MAIA: I know! I tried to get a modelling contract, but they told me to come back when I'd scrubbed the blue off my skin! (cries)
GOL: There, there, baby. (hugs Maia)
SAMOS: (to Keira) Hang on, I thought they were twins
KEIRA: They are
SAMOS: (confusedly) Then what-
KEIRA: One word for you, Daddy- (whispers)- incest
SAMOS: EW!! I told you two that the Dark Eco would warp your brains! But would you listen to me? No-oo!
MAIA: (angrily) Shut up, you old fart! (pokes Samos with a stick) We're just as sane as you or Fred over there!(points behind Keira)
KEIRA AND SAMOS: (look behind Keira)
SAMOS: But Fred isn't there!
GOL: What-EVUH!!
MAIA: (shrugs) Even if he isn't, who cares? (grabs Samos's cage) Let's go, Gol!
GOL AND MAIA: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
GOL and MAIA vanish in a puff of Dark Eco, taking SAMOS with them. KEIRA cries.
THE END!!
So do you like it, 'Disey? I had a bit of a hard time thinking of what to write for you, coz I'd done randomness for DEA, and you just don't do the same thing for two (2) different people. Then I thought of the answer. Ta-daa! (By the way, that bit about G & M incest, that's coz back when I only played Jak One, I was a bit confused about G & M, coz they acted like boyfriend and girlfriend, but they called each other "Brother" and "Sister", so I was just like: WTF? Make up yo' minds, Naughty Dog! And then I discovered what incest meant, and I was all like: Well that explains a lot) Emo out!