The Secret's Out
Hi fellow Gleeks! FanFicFangirl here! This is my first ever Glee fanfiction. It's loosely based on Never Been Kissed but I made quite a few changes. Please feel free to review. Thanks in advance for reading and reviewing, I hope you enjoy my story.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don't own Glee.
Chapter 1: Sectionals
Kurt's POV
"Guess what I've got!" Mr Schue said whilst walking in to the choir room.
"Is it pizza?" Brittany suggested.
"No, we just had lunch!" Santana replied.
"I have the names of the glee clubs we'll be competing with at sectionals! Drumroll please Finn." Mr Schue continued. Finn then did a drumroll.
"From Westerville, Ohio, the all boys acapella choir, the Dalton Academy Warblers." Mr Schue announced.
"Ok, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head." Santana jokingly said.
Usually, I just ignore the jokes but I just wasn't in the mood today.
"Who's the other team, Mr Schue?" Artie asked.
"From the Continuing Education Program in Warren Township, the Hipsters." Mr Schue said.
"What's a Continuing Education Program?" I asked.
"It's basically a place where people can go to finish their education." Mr Schue replied.
"You guys seem pretty excited, right?" Mr Schue asked. We all agreed. "Well, why don't we do a mashup competition to get us in the competitive spirit, boys versus girls."
Boys versus girls, that's so creative.
"What does the winner get?" Finn asked.
"The winning team gets to pick one of the numbers we do for sectionals!" Mr Schue replied, "Ok, boys on the left, girls on the right." He continued.
I went on to the girls side, I feel like they accept me a bit more and would like my ideas better.
"Kurt, boys' side." Mr Schue said.
Great.
"Ok, boys, I think we can win this, without taking performance enhancers now that Will's crazy ex wife's gone." I said, "I think we should do a medley of songs from one of the greatest musicals of all time: Wicked. With my knowledge and expertise, we'll definitely win."
"That's a bit girly isn't it Kurt?" Puck said, "I think we should do something a little bit more manly and rockstar. Maybe the Rolling Stones?" he continued.
"Maybe we could mash together Jumping Jack Flash with Moves Like Jagger, I love Maroon 5!" Artie suggested.
"Good idea dude!" Puck replied.
I knew my ideas weren't going to be noted so I just sat at the back of the room and read the rest of Patti LuPone's new book.
"Dude, if you're not going to contribute, why don't you go and help one of the Hipsters cross the street or see what the Garglers are up to." Puck said.
"The Warblers." I corrected him.
"Whatever, see what they're doing. We'll carry on without you." Puck continued.
"Fine." I said, I stormed out the room and went to the parking lot to get my car to head to Westerville, maybe the warblers will be nicer to me even though I'm sort of spying.
That's the 1st chapter. I hope you liked it. I'll try and write as regularly as possible.
