Angel Shipping
Summary:
Part of the "Cousins a Couple Times Removed" universe. "Hey Dean, did you know there was a site dedicated to the relationships of angels?" Poor Dean
Disclaimer:
I do not own Dean or any concept from Supernatural.
"Huh." Ambriel said, staring at the laptop screen.
Dean glanced up, wondering what she was looking at this time. It seemed to be tradition after a hunt that Amy would wind down by surfing the internet and honestly the angel found some pretty hilarious stuff sometimes. But this time she had this intrigued look he usually only saw on Cas as she tilted her head like the image on the screen was upside down or something.
Then she grinned. Wow, that was graphic and amazingly detailed.
"What'd you find?" The hunter asked.
She smiled at him. "Hey Dean, did you know there was a site dedicated to the relationships of angels?"
Wondering what she meant by that he came over and looked at the screen. The first thing he saw was a very detailed drawn picture of two naked men who were obviously fucking if the position was any indication. What interested him though were the wings on their backs. "Why are you looking at badly drawn porn?"
Ambriel huffed. "I'm not looking at porn. This is a picture someone drew in honor of the Luciraph pairing."
He frowned, looking at her. "Luci-what?"
"Luciraph, the pairing of Lucifer and Raphael." She said, rolling her eyes.
"Lucifer and Raph," he paled, suddenly sickened. "Oh god, that's just wrong."
"They've pretty much paired every angel with every angel and then they've paired every angel with any major demons or humans like Ruby and you or Sam."
The thought of him and a demon made him sick enough to run to the bathroom.
Amy giggled. "It's amazing how open some people are." Curious, she scanned down a list of pairings before clicking on one. This link led to fan fictions though and this particular one made her feel her stomach flutter as a flush appeared across her cheeks. Despite this she still smiled, though her eyes now held a mischievous glint. "Hm, I wonder if that would really work."
Just then the sound of wings was heard, signaling Barkiel's return. She glanced over at the bathroom and blinked as she heard the distinct sound of barfing before glancing back at Ambriel who was humming pleasantly to herself. Seems like she'd finally got her revenge for the whole fairy comment.
"Hey Barky, do you know what Bambriel is?"
I have no idea if such a site exists but if it does by all means, send me a link ;D
If you wish to read the incident with the fairy comment read "Fairy is Fairly Inaccurate"
Coming Soon:
Sharing a Shower
Summary:
The year between Season 5 & 6, "Dean, are you telling me if you shared a shower with another guy it'd result in sex?"