DW: It's after River's Wedding and the Doctor being alive. All four are on a night out relaxing for a change. Takes place after Amy realises she is the Doctor's mother-in-law. Will not follow time-lines quite right because I am no good at that.
TW: I have not watched a lot of Torchwood only a few episodes here and there. Enough to follow basic plotline and some characters. Do not blame if I get names, stories or descriptions wrong.
Prologue:
Jack Harkness P.O.V
Somehow the start of what looked like a great night had turned into some weird nightmare with a Scottish redhead yelling at me about flirting with her daughter, who was apparently married.
As I stand there I start to notice things about the red head. She looks to be in her 20's, not old enough to be a mother to the woman I was looking to spending the night with. So she's either crazy or got the wrong person. Probably crazy.
"Look lady, I don't know who you are but you have the wrong person." I try a charming smile, hoping she will go away and leave me alone so I can go back to flirting with the curvaceous woman, who was currently smiling with amusement behind the scottish redhead. All hope plunged out of me when the woman, who's name I still don't know and was still flirting with, opened her mouth and said
"No she has the right person." With a smirk adorning her mouth.
Yep, straight into a nightmare.
Sorry first attempt at a story. Next chapter will be longer and include Amy's rant about flirting with her daughter.