MC the Midget Dragon Presents
"Dear MC..."
(i do not own Tokyo Mew Mew)
Fanfiction universe
MC the Midget Dragon's Profile
MC: hey guys!
(Enforcermon and VerdeRenamon walk in)
MC: The TMM cast wrote fan letters to me wanna read em?
Enforcermon: sure!
VerdeRenamon: I could use a laugh!
(MC reads the first letter)
Dear MC
i did NOT appreciate that crackfic "Ryou goes to Hell!" i will admit, i am a bit hard on Ichigo and the others, but that does not warrent me to end up in hell for it, especially if it ends in me being tortured and having my genatals removed.
why don't YOU go to hell instead!
Ryou
MC: okay...This attitude of his is exactly why i wrote that, let's read another.
Dear MC
I know you are trying to set me up with Ichigo, which was why you started this series about us.
Maybe you're right, Ichigo is sweet, bubbly and would never do anything to harm me, but she has Masaya, i can't take that away from her, but as long i have your fics about us, i'm happy!
in other words, Don't change a Danm Thing!
Lettuce.
Enforcermon: Lettuce, you poor thing, you need to be bold about the one you love, don't let that tree-hugger win!
MC: this one's from Mint
Dear MC,
Listen to me, you Red Bull guzzling leech, i did not like what you did to me in "My Green Valentine" i may be mean to ichigo at times, but i would never stoop so low as to take Masaya from her behind her back, and to have me die from herpies? what drugs were you on when you write these?
this insult will not go unpunished!
Mint
MC: (sticks his middle finger up!)
VerdeRenamon: nice.
MC: here's one from Ichigo.
Dear MC,
Please don't tell anyone, But i acctually DO have a crush on Lettuce, i though it was just a phase, but after looking at your fics and the fun adventures we have together, it kinda opened my eyes, i mean, she IS kinda cute.
Keep this secret...
Ichigo
MC: O_O
Enforcermon:...
VerdeRenamon: Awww...
MC: uh, next one's from Kisshu
Dear MC,
WHY! Why did you make my Koneko-chan a Lesbian? and with Lettuce of all people! every author knows that me and ichigo are ment to be, not the Goddanm FISH! you better pray i have no idea where you live, or you will meet the busness end my swords!
Stay away from my Kitten!
Kisshu
MC: O_O
Enforcermon: i'll turn on the security system...
MC: the last one is from Pai
Dear MC,
For as long as i can remember, i have always loved Lettuce with all my heart, and i have always had patience for the garbage you post for all to see, but the Lettuce/Ichigo shipping has incurred my fury for the LAST time, if you write one more Lettuce/Ichigo fic, i will personally teleport to location, cram that laptop of yours down your throat and leave you in the nearest desert to DIE!
this is your last warning
Pai
MC: Okay! that's it! Enforcermon!
Enforcermon: yeah
MC get my shotgun!
THE END!
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