Part I
AN: So this fanfic came to mind...it was a bit weird...and it is out of the blue so it is stupid..
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It was just an ordinary start of the day as the sun peeped over the mountains behind Ninjago City. Everything looked serene and calm. All was quiet and peaceful until, as usual, the birds started their normal but rather loud singing.
"NO!" Jay groaned, rolling over in bed and slamming his pillow over his head. "Not da little birds again!"
The rest of the team was still half asleep although the sunlight literally burst through the window shutters on the Destiny's Bounty.
"Good morning!" Sensei Wu opened the door to their shared room and opened the shades.
Kai bolted upright and squinted. "Sensei, this isn't back in the old days...We're not ninja in training anymore."
Wu looked thoughtful and shrugged it off, "You must always learn to rise early. Maybe if you guys went to bed earlier as well, then you wouldn't be so tired."
The remaining four sat up in their beds, obviously annoyed. Zane checked his internal watch and asked Pixal if he had accidently slept in too late.
"No. You are fine. I advise you to go and start making breakfast," the droid's voice mentally replied to him.
"Great! Now all I want to do is zap those birds," Jay got up grumbling still about the chirping that had not stopped.
Cole grinned and added, "Maybe we should all zap you, Zaptrap."
"Watch it!" the lightning ninja warned.
"Guess what today is!" Kai changed the subject quickly so to prevent them from battling it out.
"Zaptrap day?" suggested Cole, still on the matter.
"No, stupid. Today is International PBnJ day," Kai announced with a funny tone in his voice. It was the one day of the year where you were challenged to eat meals with something peanut butter or jelly for the entire day. It was always fun to see who would win, because for most people, it was difficult to come up with good food ideas.
"Ok...umm eww?" Lloyd, who had finally snapped out of his sleep sat up and stretched.
"What's wrong with that?" Zane emptied his cup of water into the sink that he kept by his bed. Who knew why? It wasn't like he needed it; nindroid's weren't supposed to be required to drink or eat although his teammates never asked him about it.
Lloyd frowned, "Idk. I just am not a big fan."
"You have not been a fan of anything lately, Lloyd. Don't be a party pooper," Jay mocked sarcastically. He knew everyone else was thinking the same thing.
"Just saying," Lloyd got up and went off to use the bathroom.
That morning, Zane fixed the basic PBnJ, but here came the real challenge: lunch and dinner. Since Misako and Nya hadn't gone to the store lately, there was not much in the refrigerator that they could be creative with. It sounded like the stupidest thing, but for a good thirty minutes, he sat thinking and trying to squeeze out any good ideas. Even Pixal, who's as always a great resource for ideas, was pretty empty that day.
After a while, Lloyd came in and flopped down on the couch across from his chair. "Hi." The green ninja eyed him. "What's going on?"
"Trying to complete the impossible and stupid task of thinking of a recipe with peanut butter and jelly," Zane desperately kept searching for anything.
"How about tuna?" suggested the younger ninja.
"Oh you mean like the ones Garmadon used to make at the monastery that made us all want to spit it up in the trash can?" Zane added sarcastically.
Lloyd frowned, "Yeah... Guess so," a distant look passed over his face.
"Oh I didn't mean to hurt your feelings," Zane backtracked. "Sorry, but they were pretty awful you must admit."
He gave a forced smile and stared off into empty space. "Make it into a contest," he suddenly snapped out of his mood.
"OOOHHH good idea!" We can see who can eat the most of them without throwing up?" Zane approved of the idea even if it was a bit unpleasant.
"Sure," Lloyd nodded, "but I will loose most certainly..."
Pixal gave her opinion as "oh well technically nindroids cannot get sick so he would have to be the score keeper and clean up the mess."
"Alright. I'll make them," Zane said. "What do they have in them?"
"Raw tuna, peanut butter, some jam or jelly, and garlic," Lloyd tried to remember what bizarre combination his dad had tried to prepare when he was alive. Misako had taken one look at it and was utterly disgusted. However, like a good person, she ate two bites...and gagged.
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"Alright! Attention everyone. Since I'm sure no one will want dinner tonight, I made certain that there are plenty of these sandwiches to go around," Jay stood on the kitchen table later that afternoon. Zane had told him of the contest and he had been absolutely impressed and thrilled to try it. Obviously he had never tasted the tuna...
"Eww?" Cole grimaced.
"Excuse me but what the actual heck are we doing?" Nya asked indignantly. She was the only member who had not been informed.
Kai smirked, "Sis, this will be awesome. I'm going to eat eight of those tunas and win."
"You are so stupid..." Nya scowled. "I hope you know what it tastes like or what's in it..."
"Watch me I'm awesome." Kai was overconfident.
"Ok ready? Everyone has eight sandwiches on their plate. One to eat the most without puking is winner," Zane instructed. "On my count, one...two...three...go! You have five minutes to eat."
Part II soon
Like and comment if you want this to continue. Lemme know if it was awful. Who's going to win I wonder :P?
