Here's my first ever Cardcaptor Sakura fanfiction. I'm sorry if I screwed up, or if it really isn't all that funny. Please read, review, and enjoy.
Disclaimer: I do not own CCS. CLAMP does. I am not CLAMP. CLAMP is CLAMP.
Kerberous laughed softly. His padded paws made no sound against the flagstones of the kitchen floor. He lifted his nose and sniffed gently. Catching the sent of his prey once again, he crept forward in a tightly controlled hunter's crouch. Kerberous turned his head from side to side, golden eyes twitching, making sure that neither Clow nor Yue decided that he needed checking up on.
He reared up on his back paws. Fangs bared in a smile, he lifted one paw towards, and, with his claws, he lifted the glass bowl that separated him from his prey.
"Itadakimasu!" he stated quietly, just before his fangs sunk into the icing covered chocolate cake.
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An hour later, Clow came down to the kitchen after finally having put away last of the books he had found in an old crate. The crate had thought itself too good for the crowbar Clow had first used, so he had been forced to pull out Sword.
After moving books and fixing up the library for several hours, the magician had decided that he should get something to eat. But what awaited him was one of the most terrible sights in the worlds. The cake was gone.
"This is terrible," Clow exclaimed, although his smile belied his amusement.
"Of course it is," Yue, who had followed his master, replied. "Kerberous ate something filled with sugar. That in and of itself is terrible."
"You two really get along, don't you?" the magician laughed. "But this…" He tapped one finger on the glass bowl that had once covered the cake. "This will not go unpunished…"
Yue raised an eyebrow, wondering what type of punishment his master had in store for the sun guardian.
Then Clow brightened up. "But then, what's one cake? I have many more."
Yue watched as the magician stepped over to the area of bare wall next to the counter. Clow dug his fingers into a barely visible dent in the wall and pulled towards him. An entire section of the wall came out, revealing itself to be a hidden door.
And behind the door lay a walk-in pantry filled from wall to wall with cakes. Grinning like a child, he picked up the nearest cake, and chuckled manically.
The heel of Yue's hand made contact with his forehead as multiple drops of sweat appeared on this side of his head.
"What did I ever do to deserve this…?" he commented softly.