Konnichiwa minna-san! My brother, played here by W, decided to write a
little parody-ish thing for Endless Waltz. He even put me in it. *sighs*
It's the thought that counts.right? Anyway, this has spoilers up the wazoo
and yaoi references and is kind of silly.Vash from Trigun, and a little
Monty Python are in here too. Ah.he's only twelve, so he thinks it's the
funniest thing since burping the alphabet.^_^
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Gundam Wing: Endless Klutz
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Narrator: However, as long as mankind exists. . . there will always be battles.
K: I have the remote! I am victorious!
W: *tackles her* Mine!
K: Never!
Narrator: . . .
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Sally: This is Water.
K: No it isn't! It's coffee!
Sally: *sweatdrops*
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Quatre: I'm going to miss you Sandrock.
Duo: See you later, old buddy.
K: 'See you later'? How would you see it later? Are you planning something Duo?
Duo: *turns bright red* Shut up!
Heero: *pokes his head in the door* Hey Duo! Did you get my present?
Duo: Yeah!
Quatre: Is that why you put a bottle of champagne in Deathscythe?
Heero: *winks*
(Misc. yaoi fangirls everywhere get massive blushes. . . several nosebleeds are also reported.)
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Duo: I wonder who everyone's doing?
[I actually thought he said this. . .]
Quatre: Well.I heard Zechs and Noin are together. And Trowa still comes over every Thursday for-
Duo: I meant HOW! How is everyone doing! Geez, I did NOT need to know that!
Quatre: *blushes*
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President: As you're aware, it's only been seven years since our colony, L3- X18999 was completed.
K: That's kind of a silly name to call a colony.
W: Maybe they use its nickname!
K: Nickname?
W: Armageddon!
K: Wouldn't that spoil the plot?
W: Plot? What plot?
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(Relena passes out whilst mumbling about peace)
Relena: Peace and. . .love. . .yeah. . .that's it! Love. . .love and peace. . .
Vash: LOVE & PEACE!
K: *glomps Vash*
W: *sweatdrops*
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Trowa: It looks like this colony has other forms of entertainment.
Cathy: Other forms of entertainment?
W: Whores!
K: *slaps him upside the head*
W: Oro. . .
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Real Trowa: Will the real Trowa Barton please stand up, please stand-
*Is violently hit over the head with a frying pan*
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Real Trowa: Hey, no-name. . .
Trowa: Hmm?
Real Trowa: I'll show you something I've never shown anyone.
K: Eww. . .
W: Don't do it!! Trowa, run!!!
Real Trowa: *pulls out picture of his sister and Mariemaia*
K/W: *sigh in relief*
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Dekim: We thank you all for your effort to tolerate the intolerable and bear the unbearable over this past year.
K: . . .what???
W: Isn't that like a huge oxymoron?
K: You mean like 'Military Intelligence'?
W: Yeah.
K: Probably.
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K: If Trowa were trying to hide, you'd think he'd change his hair!
W: It was kind of obvious. . .and what about Dekim's bullet? Wouldn't it have hit the guy behind Trowa, since Trowa jumped and did his little flip thing?
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(Movie is paused right as Trowa is landing in frond of Dekim; he bears an uncanny resemblance to a ballet dancer)
K/W: . . .
W: Look at me, I'm a ballerina!
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Sally: This is Water. . .
K: No it isn't! It's coffee dammit!
Noin: This is Fire. . .
W: Maybe they're talking about those Snapple Element drinks.
K: I like Rain and Sun.
W: I like Velocity and Gravity.
Dad: What on earth are you guys talking about??
K: Coffee!!!
W: *sweatdrops*
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Sally: And the bad news doesn't end there.
K: . . .I'm out of clean underwear.
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Mariemaia: . . .so don't try anything funny.
(Relena puts on Playboy Bunny Suit and hops around the room yelling: I'm a bunny! Ribbit! I'm a bunny! Ribbit!)
[Thank you Ilana. . .]
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Quatre: What do you plan on doing?
Duo: I'm supposed to be going to X18999 with Heero. I'm sure we're gonna have a blast of a party there.
K: Aww. . .how cute. A date.
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Quatre: Without the Gundams?
W: Yeah, everyone knows that you need a Gundam to REALLY party!
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(Wufei in Nataku slices off Heero's suit's arm. . .)
Wufei: Ha!
Heero: 'Tis but a scratch!
Wufei: A scratch?! Your arm's off!
Heero: No it isn't.
Wufei: What's that then? *gestures to detached arm*
Heero: *looks at stump where arm used to be* I've had worse.
Wufei: You liar!
Heero: Come on, you pansy!
(Fight resumes)
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Dekim: My calculations are accurate. Unlike those of Quinze (pronounced 'Cans'). . .
K: Cans?
W: Can Cans have calculations?
K: Can Can you do the Can Can. . .
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Mariemaia: Relena. Don't make me repeat myself. I won't allow such rude comments.
W: F**k you!
K: *giggles*
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Quatre: The air remaining on the ship has minimized the rise in temperatures. But it's still hotter than a desert in here.
K: *sings* It's getting hot in here. . .
W: *sings* . . .so take of all your clothes.
K: Wow. Quatre has a really good relationship with Sandrock, doesn't he?
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Zechs: This is Preventer Wind.
Dekim: Zechs Marquise!
Zechs: Dang! You figured out who I was! No fair!
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Zechs: This is Preventer Wind.
Dekim: Zechs Marquise! I thought you were dead.
Zechs: I was. But I got better.
Dekim: ???
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End of Part 1.
Gundam Wing: Endless Klutz
---
Narrator: However, as long as mankind exists. . . there will always be battles.
K: I have the remote! I am victorious!
W: *tackles her* Mine!
K: Never!
Narrator: . . .
---
Sally: This is Water.
K: No it isn't! It's coffee!
Sally: *sweatdrops*
---
Quatre: I'm going to miss you Sandrock.
Duo: See you later, old buddy.
K: 'See you later'? How would you see it later? Are you planning something Duo?
Duo: *turns bright red* Shut up!
Heero: *pokes his head in the door* Hey Duo! Did you get my present?
Duo: Yeah!
Quatre: Is that why you put a bottle of champagne in Deathscythe?
Heero: *winks*
(Misc. yaoi fangirls everywhere get massive blushes. . . several nosebleeds are also reported.)
---
Duo: I wonder who everyone's doing?
[I actually thought he said this. . .]
Quatre: Well.I heard Zechs and Noin are together. And Trowa still comes over every Thursday for-
Duo: I meant HOW! How is everyone doing! Geez, I did NOT need to know that!
Quatre: *blushes*
---
President: As you're aware, it's only been seven years since our colony, L3- X18999 was completed.
K: That's kind of a silly name to call a colony.
W: Maybe they use its nickname!
K: Nickname?
W: Armageddon!
K: Wouldn't that spoil the plot?
W: Plot? What plot?
---
(Relena passes out whilst mumbling about peace)
Relena: Peace and. . .love. . .yeah. . .that's it! Love. . .love and peace. . .
Vash: LOVE & PEACE!
K: *glomps Vash*
W: *sweatdrops*
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Trowa: It looks like this colony has other forms of entertainment.
Cathy: Other forms of entertainment?
W: Whores!
K: *slaps him upside the head*
W: Oro. . .
---
Real Trowa: Will the real Trowa Barton please stand up, please stand-
*Is violently hit over the head with a frying pan*
---
Real Trowa: Hey, no-name. . .
Trowa: Hmm?
Real Trowa: I'll show you something I've never shown anyone.
K: Eww. . .
W: Don't do it!! Trowa, run!!!
Real Trowa: *pulls out picture of his sister and Mariemaia*
K/W: *sigh in relief*
---
Dekim: We thank you all for your effort to tolerate the intolerable and bear the unbearable over this past year.
K: . . .what???
W: Isn't that like a huge oxymoron?
K: You mean like 'Military Intelligence'?
W: Yeah.
K: Probably.
---
K: If Trowa were trying to hide, you'd think he'd change his hair!
W: It was kind of obvious. . .and what about Dekim's bullet? Wouldn't it have hit the guy behind Trowa, since Trowa jumped and did his little flip thing?
---
(Movie is paused right as Trowa is landing in frond of Dekim; he bears an uncanny resemblance to a ballet dancer)
K/W: . . .
W: Look at me, I'm a ballerina!
---
Sally: This is Water. . .
K: No it isn't! It's coffee dammit!
Noin: This is Fire. . .
W: Maybe they're talking about those Snapple Element drinks.
K: I like Rain and Sun.
W: I like Velocity and Gravity.
Dad: What on earth are you guys talking about??
K: Coffee!!!
W: *sweatdrops*
---
Sally: And the bad news doesn't end there.
K: . . .I'm out of clean underwear.
---
Mariemaia: . . .so don't try anything funny.
(Relena puts on Playboy Bunny Suit and hops around the room yelling: I'm a bunny! Ribbit! I'm a bunny! Ribbit!)
[Thank you Ilana. . .]
---
Quatre: What do you plan on doing?
Duo: I'm supposed to be going to X18999 with Heero. I'm sure we're gonna have a blast of a party there.
K: Aww. . .how cute. A date.
---
Quatre: Without the Gundams?
W: Yeah, everyone knows that you need a Gundam to REALLY party!
---
(Wufei in Nataku slices off Heero's suit's arm. . .)
Wufei: Ha!
Heero: 'Tis but a scratch!
Wufei: A scratch?! Your arm's off!
Heero: No it isn't.
Wufei: What's that then? *gestures to detached arm*
Heero: *looks at stump where arm used to be* I've had worse.
Wufei: You liar!
Heero: Come on, you pansy!
(Fight resumes)
---
Dekim: My calculations are accurate. Unlike those of Quinze (pronounced 'Cans'). . .
K: Cans?
W: Can Cans have calculations?
K: Can Can you do the Can Can. . .
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Mariemaia: Relena. Don't make me repeat myself. I won't allow such rude comments.
W: F**k you!
K: *giggles*
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Quatre: The air remaining on the ship has minimized the rise in temperatures. But it's still hotter than a desert in here.
K: *sings* It's getting hot in here. . .
W: *sings* . . .so take of all your clothes.
K: Wow. Quatre has a really good relationship with Sandrock, doesn't he?
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Zechs: This is Preventer Wind.
Dekim: Zechs Marquise!
Zechs: Dang! You figured out who I was! No fair!
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Zechs: This is Preventer Wind.
Dekim: Zechs Marquise! I thought you were dead.
Zechs: I was. But I got better.
Dekim: ???
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End of Part 1.