A Good Man is Hard to Find

by Mr. Gregor Samsa

Stewie Griffin has grown up to be one of the most powerful, wealthy men in the world. He is cold, emotionless, and isolated. It takes a surreal turn of events to change his outlook on life and his outlook on love. BrianStewie-Takes place later in life-R&R

1. Introduction

Hello all!

This is my first story in the Family Guy universe. It's a little more on the serious side, but I'll definitely try and slip some of the classic Family Guy humor in there after it gets started. 

This doesn't exactly take place in an AU, but I didn't really know how else to describe it. It's much later in life for the Griffins, and it has some surreal aspects to it. 

So please read and review! I hope you enjoy the sick inner-workings of my mind!

"I call myself "the Misfit" because I can't make what all I done fit what all I gone through in punishment." -Flannery O'Conner, A Good Man is Hard to Find

INTRODUCTION

     Stewart Gilligan Griffin: international multi-millionaire by age twenty-two, and fourth wealthiest man in the world by age twenty-three. The man was a genius and always had been. It seemed he always knew exactly where he was going and what he was going to do in life. He was attending Yale by the time he was fifteen; he was too young to get in to mischief, yet too old at heart to desire it. He spent long ours pouring over his work in the library, sometimes falling asleep there only to wake up the next day not know where he was or how he got there. Of course, his classmates ostracized him: younger than all of them, yet making better grades. He found solace in classical music. Taking on mastery of the piano at the age of six, he never relinquished what it had to offer. After graduating at the age of 19 with a Masters degree in Business and Economics, he moved to New York where he resides today.