MC: Writer's block is torture...
Enforcermon: but it just makes you stronger!
MC the Midget Dragon Presents:
"Hip-Hop Hyjinks!"
(i do not own Tokyo Mew Mew, Or Ed, Edd, n' Eddy)
Somwhere in Tokyo...
Eddy and his Crew was doing some freaky Shit,
The Mew knew they had ass to kick!
So off they went, our little girls.
To stop Eddy from taking over the world!
The mews had learned that Eddy and his gang were using rap music to control the kids of the world!
"so this is his idea of a crime, when we are done, he'll be doing some time" said Ichigo.
"Eddy's no threat, he's just plain mean! he has the IQ of a coffie bean." said Mint.
Meanwhile, at Eddy's tower, Eddy was using his rhymes to control the children of the world.
"Hey kids! it's you ol' pal Eddy, gonna lay some rhymes so get ready!" he said, "The Mews are your enemies, i'm you friend, give me you cash and they'll meet their end!"
the children did as they were told,
So they robbed their parents of their silver and gold!
As the Mews arivied on time Ichigo busted out a rhyme.
"Eddy, your greed causes chaos and dismay, for the sake of the earth, we will make you pay!" she said.
"take a hike Mews, you make me see red, if intend to fight, i have one thing to say...ED!" he yelled.
And out came Ed, he's tons of fun,
his great size nearly blocked out the sun!
When Ed saw Zakuro, he was as glad as he could be, but had only one thing to say...
"DOGGIE!"
He glomped on her like white on rice, he crushed Zakuro's ribs not once, but twice!
She was in extreme pain, she let out a small wail, "i think this lumox just crushed my tail!"
Lettuce was stopping Double D, using her powers of the sea.
"i'm prepared to handle you..." he said as he shot her full of super glue!
Pudding and Mint fought as a team, to stop Eddy's twisted Scheme!
She tossed Eddy in the air, while Mint aimed with grace and care.
"Ribbon Mint Echo!" was her call, and with it, Eddy was sure to fall!
with an arrow in his chest, Eddy sure wasn't feeling his best.
using his mic, Eddy began to rhyme, to ensure the sucess of his great crime!
"kids of Tokyo, Listen well, help me send these mews to hell, bite them, slap them, attack at will, so says Eddy, now KILL! KILL! KILL!
the children's eyes glowed bright red, which filled the Mews with fear and dread!
with pitch forks and torches armed, the kids were ready to cause some harm!
"we can't fight kids!" Ichigo said,"it's not their fault, they're just sick in the head."
"keep the kids busy, i got a way!" said Zakuro as she went to save the day.
The others did as they were told, as Zakuro ran, Brave and bold.
she jumped and clawed Eddy in his face, grabbed his mic and took his place.
"children! children! listen here, we are not the ones to fear, Eddy and gang has tricked you all, to steal and attack at his call!"
the kids heard Zakuro, clear as day, they marched to go and make Eddy pay!
they beat him up, and took back their stuff, but for the Mews, it was not enough...
Back at the Cafe...
Eddy had to write a thosand times, "i will not scam kids using rhymes"
and that concludes our tale, straight from the book, i'm off to order pizza, cause i'm too lazy to cook!
THE END
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