INT. FANCY ROOM, this is ovasly a room that belongs to a ritch man. A phone rings, a hand reaches out from the covers and grabs the expensive-looking phone from the desk...
CUT TO INT. DANTE'S ROOM he sets on his bed fully dressed.
DANTE: Hi boss, I can't work today.
VOICE ON THE OTHER END OF THE PONE: Why?
DANTE: My friends getting married.
VOTOEOTP: Fine, I'll get Randal.
DANTE: He's busy too...
VOTOEOTP: Why?
DANTE: It's his friend too.
VOTOEOTP: WELL WHAT THE FUCK AM I SOUPOST TO DO!?!?
DANTE: (under breth) go to Vermont you lazy fuck...
VOTOEOTP: I HEARD THAT! I WANT YOU IN BY-
*BEEP*
DANTE: Hold on I've got another call.
DANTE HITS THE "Flash" button.
DANTE: Hello?
RANDAL: Did'ja call the boss yet?
DANTE: Yeah, I'm on the phone with him right now...
RANDAL: Ok...well I gotta go hit the link button or I can't call anyone els...
DANTE: ...okay.
DANTE HITS THE BUTTON, AND HE BOSS's VOICE IS HEARD.
RANDAL (AS DANTE) You Suck! hehhehhe
DANTE: What-
BOSS: WHAT!?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE!
CLICK
*Theme Song*
INT. QuickStop DANTE is behnd the counter, RANDAL sits on it reading..hell do I evern have to
say it?
DANTE: I can't belive he made me work today!
RANDAL: Relax it's only till twelve the wedding doesn't start till' two we'll have plenty time!
DANTE: Fuck, fuck fuck fuck!
RANDAL: Must you say that everyday?
DANTE: Watch the counter while I go use the bathroom.
RANDAL: Watch out for dead guys!
DANTE: Fuck you...
CUT TO: A FEW MINUTES LATER RANDAL sits behind the counter. A YOUNG LOOKING
MAN walks in.
MAN: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
RADAL: Shit ok, ok.
RANDAL puts all the money on the counter. The MAN grabs some bottles of beer and the money
and turns to leave.
RANDAL: SIR I NEED SOME ID!
MAN: What?
RANDAL: You can't buy beer without ID it's the law.
MAN: OKay okay.
The MAN shows RANDAL the ID and walks out.
RANDAL: Heh Heh Heh classic.
CUT TO A FEW MINUTES LATER: DANTE walks in Randal is on the phone.
RANDAL: Jesus what'd ya do fall in?
DANTE: That's orignal. How's it go?
RANDAL: We were robbed.
DANTE: WHAT!?!?
RANDAL: By Normal Zelneck, 23 of New York.
DANTE: What?
RANDAL: He showed me his ID.
DANTE: He showed you his ID?
RANDAL: Long story. It's two twele let's go.
DANTE: VINCENTs not here yet.
RANDAL: Fuck Vincent we gotta go SHOPPING!
CUT TO Eden Prairie Mall (the one from MALLRATS)
RANDAL: I LOVE THIS FUCKING PLACE!
DANTE: Why couldn't we go to the dirt mall?
RANDAL: Fuck the drit mall let's go.
CUT TO: INT MALL DANTE and RANDAL sit by a fountian.
DANTE: OK you get the wedding gifts, and I'll go get our tuxes. We'll meet out here, and no more inbale dog leshes.
RANDAL: Whever see ya in a hour.
CUT TO: One Hour Later.
Randal and Dante meet up Dante carries two tuxes, RANDAL carries a bag.
DANTE: We have an hour let's go. What'd you get um anyway?
RANDAL: Cookwear.
CUT: Wedding Recption two hours later.
A VERY ACTRACTIVE WOMAN, STANDS WITH A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN SOUROUNDED BY GUESTS INCLUDING
DANTE AND RANDAL.
WOMAN: ANd this is from Dante...
CUT TO: OUTSIDE THE WEDDING: DANTE AND RANDAL RUN TO THE CAR FALLOWED BY THE ENTIRE
RECEPTION. THER GET IN AND DRIVE OFF.
DANTE: I hate you!
RANDAL: We get run out of way too many places....
THE END.
CUT TO INT. DANTE'S ROOM he sets on his bed fully dressed.
DANTE: Hi boss, I can't work today.
VOICE ON THE OTHER END OF THE PONE: Why?
DANTE: My friends getting married.
VOTOEOTP: Fine, I'll get Randal.
DANTE: He's busy too...
VOTOEOTP: Why?
DANTE: It's his friend too.
VOTOEOTP: WELL WHAT THE FUCK AM I SOUPOST TO DO!?!?
DANTE: (under breth) go to Vermont you lazy fuck...
VOTOEOTP: I HEARD THAT! I WANT YOU IN BY-
*BEEP*
DANTE: Hold on I've got another call.
DANTE HITS THE "Flash" button.
DANTE: Hello?
RANDAL: Did'ja call the boss yet?
DANTE: Yeah, I'm on the phone with him right now...
RANDAL: Ok...well I gotta go hit the link button or I can't call anyone els...
DANTE: ...okay.
DANTE HITS THE BUTTON, AND HE BOSS's VOICE IS HEARD.
RANDAL (AS DANTE) You Suck! hehhehhe
DANTE: What-
BOSS: WHAT!?! LISTEN YOU LITTLE!
CLICK
*Theme Song*
INT. QuickStop DANTE is behnd the counter, RANDAL sits on it reading..hell do I evern have to
say it?
DANTE: I can't belive he made me work today!
RANDAL: Relax it's only till twelve the wedding doesn't start till' two we'll have plenty time!
DANTE: Fuck, fuck fuck fuck!
RANDAL: Must you say that everyday?
DANTE: Watch the counter while I go use the bathroom.
RANDAL: Watch out for dead guys!
DANTE: Fuck you...
CUT TO: A FEW MINUTES LATER RANDAL sits behind the counter. A YOUNG LOOKING
MAN walks in.
MAN: GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!
RADAL: Shit ok, ok.
RANDAL puts all the money on the counter. The MAN grabs some bottles of beer and the money
and turns to leave.
RANDAL: SIR I NEED SOME ID!
MAN: What?
RANDAL: You can't buy beer without ID it's the law.
MAN: OKay okay.
The MAN shows RANDAL the ID and walks out.
RANDAL: Heh Heh Heh classic.
CUT TO A FEW MINUTES LATER: DANTE walks in Randal is on the phone.
RANDAL: Jesus what'd ya do fall in?
DANTE: That's orignal. How's it go?
RANDAL: We were robbed.
DANTE: WHAT!?!?
RANDAL: By Normal Zelneck, 23 of New York.
DANTE: What?
RANDAL: He showed me his ID.
DANTE: He showed you his ID?
RANDAL: Long story. It's two twele let's go.
DANTE: VINCENTs not here yet.
RANDAL: Fuck Vincent we gotta go SHOPPING!
CUT TO Eden Prairie Mall (the one from MALLRATS)
RANDAL: I LOVE THIS FUCKING PLACE!
DANTE: Why couldn't we go to the dirt mall?
RANDAL: Fuck the drit mall let's go.
CUT TO: INT MALL DANTE and RANDAL sit by a fountian.
DANTE: OK you get the wedding gifts, and I'll go get our tuxes. We'll meet out here, and no more inbale dog leshes.
RANDAL: Whever see ya in a hour.
CUT TO: One Hour Later.
Randal and Dante meet up Dante carries two tuxes, RANDAL carries a bag.
DANTE: We have an hour let's go. What'd you get um anyway?
RANDAL: Cookwear.
CUT: Wedding Recption two hours later.
A VERY ACTRACTIVE WOMAN, STANDS WITH A VERY ATTRACTIVE MAN SOUROUNDED BY GUESTS INCLUDING
DANTE AND RANDAL.
WOMAN: ANd this is from Dante...
CUT TO: OUTSIDE THE WEDDING: DANTE AND RANDAL RUN TO THE CAR FALLOWED BY THE ENTIRE
RECEPTION. THER GET IN AND DRIVE OFF.
DANTE: I hate you!
RANDAL: We get run out of way too many places....
THE END.