It's time for "Who's Line is it Anyway?", starring:
Because Luigi's on vacation, it's Mario!
Mario: (waves exaggeratedly)
It's BKM for this BUM, B.Bop-A-Luna!
B-Bop: (throws his hands in the air) WOOO!
She's answering a tajkhojj jawduc, it's Krystal!
Krystal: (smiles politely)
You gotta believe, it's Parappa!
Parappa: (tries to act macho)
Charon: And I'm your host, Charon the Sabercat, and welcome to "Who's Line is it Anyway?"!
(Applause.)
Charon: (sitting behind a desk, wearing a smily face t-shirt and holding some important looking cards.) Ha ha! Wel-come! To "Who's Line is it Anyway?", the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter just like fanfics in the "Cartoon Crossovers" section of Fanfiction.net!
(Laughing.)
Charon: HA HA ha ha! But I kid! Okay, for people who don't watch the ABC family channel (the two of you out there), this is a game show where these four over here have to make up stuff off the top of their heads based on what I have on these cards. I give away points, which don't matter, they're just for fun. And at the end of the show, the winner gets to do a little somethin' special with me, and the-
Audience: WooooOOOOOOOOOO! (applause)
(Close up on Krystal: holding in a laugh.)
(Close up on Parappa: (pretending to gag)
Charon: Huh huh, yeah. And the losers get to do a little something special with Zidane.)
Zidane (in the audience): YAR!
(Close up on B-Bop: Cringing back into his chair.)
Audience: Laughter.
Charon: I love this show! Oh, and real quick, I wanna thank Jack Skellington for letting us hold this thing in the Town Hall. THANK YOU!
Jack: (From the audience) You're welcome!
Charon: Okay, let's do "Scenes from a Hat" first. I've got right here my favorite hat (Holds up a black "Bartman" baseball cap.), and it's full of slips of paper. On said slips of paper are requests from the audience, I pick out the best ones and read 'em to the stars here. Okay, all four of ya, get on up here.
(All four of 'em get on up there.)
Charon: Okay, first suggestion is... things you would not want to see or hear when riding in your Arwing/Rover Pod/Airplane/etc.
Mario: (Pretending to fly a plane) Doodee doodee doo (imitates explosion)... uh oh.
Audience: (giggles)
Krystal: (acting like she's leaning back on her seat) Hmm, auto pilot not engaged. (suddenly jumps up) CRUD!
Audience: (mild laughter)
B-Bop: (acts like he's flying a plane, pretends to look out window) ... Gizmo?
Audience: (loud laughter)
(Close up on B-Bop and Mario, who are standing next to eachother.)
Mario: Gizmo?
B-Bop: From the "Gremlins" movie?
Mario: Oh yeah!
Charon: Rejected Popsicle flavors.
Parappa: Now try our new, "Noodle Surprise"!
Audience: (mild laughter. One person whistles)
B-Bop: Artichoke Fla-Vor-Ice, anyone?
Audience: (mild laughter, mingled with "Ew"s)
Mario: One-a Mushroom-a supreme, coming up!
Audience: (loud laughter)
Charon: Things you do not want to hear on your first date? I didn't put that in there!
Krystal and B-Bop walk into the stage.
B-Bop: Uh... you are a girl, right?
Audience: (loud laughter)
Krystal: (pretends to punch B-Bop)
Audience: (louder laughter)
Mario and Krystal walk onstage.
Mario: We just need-a to stop-a by the bank. Could-a ya hand-a me my-a pillow case?
Audience: (mild laughter)
Charon buzzes.
Mario: Yeah, the one wid da holes in it.
Charon holds down the buzzer.
Audience: (laughs louder)
Mario and Krystal, along with everyone else, sit down.
Charon: Okay, okay! (breathless from laughter) Okay, I thought that was funny, but I'm excitable! Thousand points to Parappa for the Noodle Surprise and for being a cute little puppy!
Parappa: All right! Puppies rock!
Charon: MOVING ON, let's doooo.... Song titles only! This is for all of ya! Alrighty then, special request from Jack and Sally... mostly Sally...
Audience: (giggles)
Charon: Cha. Okay, you're in a costume store just before Halloween. Remember, song title only, go!
Krystal and Mario walk onto stage.
Krystal: Dr. Robert?
Mario: Hey, Jude!
(Audience laughs. Mario and Krystal shake hands.)
Krystal: Em... um... Forget it!
(Krystal walks away. Parappa takes her place.)
Parappa: (points to something) What's this?
Audience: (loud laughter)
Mario: (thinks for a moment) Jack's lament.
Audience: (louder laughter)
Parappa: Well, I used my lines, I'm out.
(Sora leaves, B-Bop replaces him.)
B-Bop: (looks at Mario) Mr. Roboto?
Mario: (looks mad) Hello, Goodbye. (waves, ushering B-Bop to leave)
Audience: (laughter)
B-Bop: (looking bored)
Mario: Move your feet! (keeps acting like he wants B-Bop to leave)
B-Bop: (closes his eyes and shakes his head) This guys' too good. (walks off)
Parappa walks back onto stage.
Mario: (holds out his arms) Miss Independent!
Audience: (extreme laughter)
Parappa:(blushing like crazy) I give up. (walks off)
Charon: (buzzes)
They sit back down.
Charon: Oh, jeez loweez! Thousand points to Mario for not being buzzed offstage.
(Close up on Mario: (sticking his tongue out at B-Bop and Krystal, who still haven't gotten points.)
Charon: Okay, okay, um.... what's one that everyone likes... PROPS!
Somebody in the audience: HOEDOWN!
Charon: We're saving Hoedown for the end!
Same person: Then do Song Styles!
Charon: I HATE SONG STYLES!
Audience: SONG STYLES! SONG STYLES! SONG STYLES!
Charon: FINE, SONG STYLES! For.... B-Bop! And now for a lucky audiencec member!
(Charon walks into the audience while people raise their hands, wanting to be picked. Charon picks...)
Charon: Okay, man, what's your name?
Person-whos-appearance-is-gonna-be-really-obvious-soon-enough: I'm Sora!
Charon: Uh huh. And, what do you do for a living?
Sora: I kill Heartless and save worlds with my Keyblade!
Charon: Okay, it's Song Styles! Sora, you sit on that little stool on the stage, and B-Bop, with the help of 2-T-Fru-T on the piano, Falco on guitar, and William Riker on trombone-
(2-T, Falco, and Riker waves to the Audience.)
Charon: Will sing to Sora.... what kind of song style?
Audience: Disco! Country! Bluegrass! Mariachi!
Charon: MARIACHI! Alright!
B-Bop: (shakes head and sighes, blushing)
Krystal: (starting to laugh)
Parappa: No no no no no no no no no....
Mario: So-a many t'ings a-wrong-a with dat.
Charon: Okay, Mariachi Sora-Kills-Heartless-And-Saves-Worlds sung by B-Bop. Okay, go.
(Music starts. B-Bop sighes, and starts Mariachi-ing. People laughs.)
B-Bop: Aiy-yiyiyyiyiyiyiyi!
Audience: (extreme laughter)
Sora: (sitting on the horrible stool) (blushing like crazy)
B-Bop: (to the tune of a Mariachi thing) Um... Ai-yi-yiyiyi! You're-ra-ra name-a is Sora! You play with the keyblade galore-a, and the Heartless're afraid of your face!
Sora: (laughs) That's true!
B-Bop: Um... um... Ai-yi-yi yi! You've gotta friend-a named Riku! Poor little Riku went cuckoo, and was possessed by bad Ansem man! Now, you've gotta go from place-to-place, get in Heartless's face, lock the worlds with the thing (points to Keyblade), everybody now, sing! Gotta friend named Kairi, dog and duck for buddy, fly around in Gummi, something else with an "E".
Audience: (extreme laughter)
Sora: (starting to snicker; beet red)
B-Bop: Ai-yi-yi yi! Flying Gummi ships makes you sick-y, only one sighting of Great King Mickey, Halloween Level was way too short! HEY!
(Song ends. Audience laughs insanely. Jack and Sally seen clapping in the background. Sora runs back into his seat between Kairi and Riku, holding his head between his hands. Charon laughs.)
Charon: AH HA! Hahahahaa! I agree with ya there, B-Bop! A million points to you!
(B-Bop sticks his tongue out at Krystal.)
Charon: Alright! That's the end! The winner is Krystal! And now it's time for HOEDOWN!
Audience: Yeah!
(A few minutes later)
Krystal: (sitting in Charon's desk) Okay, we need the name of a thing that bugs you to no end.
Audience: ROACHES! Rain! In-laws! Boyfriends and girlfriends!
Krystal: Boyfriends and girlfriends! It's the Boyfriends and Girlfriends Hoedown!
Charon: Oh no....
Krystal: 2-T, start the music!
(Hoedown music.)
(Audience claps to the rythm.)
Mario: I've-a gotta girlfriend, her name-a is Princess Peach. I love-a de Princess, all and all, but she's just a leech. She's-a always getting kidnapped, so I put-a my life at stake, and when-a I fin'lly save her life, all I get's a cake.
Audience: (loud laughter)
Charon: Don't make me do this.
Krystal: Now, Charon.
Charon: (sighs, then starts singing) I do not have a boyfriend, it does not make sense to me. You'll only wind up getting hurt; men are evil, you see. I'd rather take a puppy than a boyfriend any day, but the boy's 'round me are really mad, so I'll be nice today.
Audience: (loud laughter)
Parappa: Boys are evil, huh?
Charon: Stay away from me!
B-Bop: I do not have a girlfriend yet, but I do know a girl. When I see her, she puts me in a whirl! I think I'd like to take out, but there's a problem, see; I'd really rather date someone the same species as me!
Audience: Ooooooooooh! (laughs loudly)
B-Bop: Hi, Lilly!
Parappa: (gulps down his fear) I know a girl, kind of; around her, I'm a mess. She's okay for a girl... I guess. She's one of my best-friends, I really shouldn't pout. But I if say "I love you", I'll get my brains punched out!
All: Get my Brains punched OUT!
Charon: Okay, we're done! Thanks for watchin' Who's Line is it Anyway? !
Because Luigi's on vacation, it's Mario!
Mario: (waves exaggeratedly)
It's BKM for this BUM, B.Bop-A-Luna!
B-Bop: (throws his hands in the air) WOOO!
She's answering a tajkhojj jawduc, it's Krystal!
Krystal: (smiles politely)
You gotta believe, it's Parappa!
Parappa: (tries to act macho)
Charon: And I'm your host, Charon the Sabercat, and welcome to "Who's Line is it Anyway?"!
(Applause.)
Charon: (sitting behind a desk, wearing a smily face t-shirt and holding some important looking cards.) Ha ha! Wel-come! To "Who's Line is it Anyway?", the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter just like fanfics in the "Cartoon Crossovers" section of Fanfiction.net!
(Laughing.)
Charon: HA HA ha ha! But I kid! Okay, for people who don't watch the ABC family channel (the two of you out there), this is a game show where these four over here have to make up stuff off the top of their heads based on what I have on these cards. I give away points, which don't matter, they're just for fun. And at the end of the show, the winner gets to do a little somethin' special with me, and the-
Audience: WooooOOOOOOOOOO! (applause)
(Close up on Krystal: holding in a laugh.)
(Close up on Parappa: (pretending to gag)
Charon: Huh huh, yeah. And the losers get to do a little something special with Zidane.)
Zidane (in the audience): YAR!
(Close up on B-Bop: Cringing back into his chair.)
Audience: Laughter.
Charon: I love this show! Oh, and real quick, I wanna thank Jack Skellington for letting us hold this thing in the Town Hall. THANK YOU!
Jack: (From the audience) You're welcome!
Charon: Okay, let's do "Scenes from a Hat" first. I've got right here my favorite hat (Holds up a black "Bartman" baseball cap.), and it's full of slips of paper. On said slips of paper are requests from the audience, I pick out the best ones and read 'em to the stars here. Okay, all four of ya, get on up here.
(All four of 'em get on up there.)
Charon: Okay, first suggestion is... things you would not want to see or hear when riding in your Arwing/Rover Pod/Airplane/etc.
Mario: (Pretending to fly a plane) Doodee doodee doo (imitates explosion)... uh oh.
Audience: (giggles)
Krystal: (acting like she's leaning back on her seat) Hmm, auto pilot not engaged. (suddenly jumps up) CRUD!
Audience: (mild laughter)
B-Bop: (acts like he's flying a plane, pretends to look out window) ... Gizmo?
Audience: (loud laughter)
(Close up on B-Bop and Mario, who are standing next to eachother.)
Mario: Gizmo?
B-Bop: From the "Gremlins" movie?
Mario: Oh yeah!
Charon: Rejected Popsicle flavors.
Parappa: Now try our new, "Noodle Surprise"!
Audience: (mild laughter. One person whistles)
B-Bop: Artichoke Fla-Vor-Ice, anyone?
Audience: (mild laughter, mingled with "Ew"s)
Mario: One-a Mushroom-a supreme, coming up!
Audience: (loud laughter)
Charon: Things you do not want to hear on your first date? I didn't put that in there!
Krystal and B-Bop walk into the stage.
B-Bop: Uh... you are a girl, right?
Audience: (loud laughter)
Krystal: (pretends to punch B-Bop)
Audience: (louder laughter)
Mario and Krystal walk onstage.
Mario: We just need-a to stop-a by the bank. Could-a ya hand-a me my-a pillow case?
Audience: (mild laughter)
Charon buzzes.
Mario: Yeah, the one wid da holes in it.
Charon holds down the buzzer.
Audience: (laughs louder)
Mario and Krystal, along with everyone else, sit down.
Charon: Okay, okay! (breathless from laughter) Okay, I thought that was funny, but I'm excitable! Thousand points to Parappa for the Noodle Surprise and for being a cute little puppy!
Parappa: All right! Puppies rock!
Charon: MOVING ON, let's doooo.... Song titles only! This is for all of ya! Alrighty then, special request from Jack and Sally... mostly Sally...
Audience: (giggles)
Charon: Cha. Okay, you're in a costume store just before Halloween. Remember, song title only, go!
Krystal and Mario walk onto stage.
Krystal: Dr. Robert?
Mario: Hey, Jude!
(Audience laughs. Mario and Krystal shake hands.)
Krystal: Em... um... Forget it!
(Krystal walks away. Parappa takes her place.)
Parappa: (points to something) What's this?
Audience: (loud laughter)
Mario: (thinks for a moment) Jack's lament.
Audience: (louder laughter)
Parappa: Well, I used my lines, I'm out.
(Sora leaves, B-Bop replaces him.)
B-Bop: (looks at Mario) Mr. Roboto?
Mario: (looks mad) Hello, Goodbye. (waves, ushering B-Bop to leave)
Audience: (laughter)
B-Bop: (looking bored)
Mario: Move your feet! (keeps acting like he wants B-Bop to leave)
B-Bop: (closes his eyes and shakes his head) This guys' too good. (walks off)
Parappa walks back onto stage.
Mario: (holds out his arms) Miss Independent!
Audience: (extreme laughter)
Parappa:(blushing like crazy) I give up. (walks off)
Charon: (buzzes)
They sit back down.
Charon: Oh, jeez loweez! Thousand points to Mario for not being buzzed offstage.
(Close up on Mario: (sticking his tongue out at B-Bop and Krystal, who still haven't gotten points.)
Charon: Okay, okay, um.... what's one that everyone likes... PROPS!
Somebody in the audience: HOEDOWN!
Charon: We're saving Hoedown for the end!
Same person: Then do Song Styles!
Charon: I HATE SONG STYLES!
Audience: SONG STYLES! SONG STYLES! SONG STYLES!
Charon: FINE, SONG STYLES! For.... B-Bop! And now for a lucky audiencec member!
(Charon walks into the audience while people raise their hands, wanting to be picked. Charon picks...)
Charon: Okay, man, what's your name?
Person-whos-appearance-is-gonna-be-really-obvious-soon-enough: I'm Sora!
Charon: Uh huh. And, what do you do for a living?
Sora: I kill Heartless and save worlds with my Keyblade!
Charon: Okay, it's Song Styles! Sora, you sit on that little stool on the stage, and B-Bop, with the help of 2-T-Fru-T on the piano, Falco on guitar, and William Riker on trombone-
(2-T, Falco, and Riker waves to the Audience.)
Charon: Will sing to Sora.... what kind of song style?
Audience: Disco! Country! Bluegrass! Mariachi!
Charon: MARIACHI! Alright!
B-Bop: (shakes head and sighes, blushing)
Krystal: (starting to laugh)
Parappa: No no no no no no no no no....
Mario: So-a many t'ings a-wrong-a with dat.
Charon: Okay, Mariachi Sora-Kills-Heartless-And-Saves-Worlds sung by B-Bop. Okay, go.
(Music starts. B-Bop sighes, and starts Mariachi-ing. People laughs.)
B-Bop: Aiy-yiyiyyiyiyiyiyi!
Audience: (extreme laughter)
Sora: (sitting on the horrible stool) (blushing like crazy)
B-Bop: (to the tune of a Mariachi thing) Um... Ai-yi-yiyiyi! You're-ra-ra name-a is Sora! You play with the keyblade galore-a, and the Heartless're afraid of your face!
Sora: (laughs) That's true!
B-Bop: Um... um... Ai-yi-yi yi! You've gotta friend-a named Riku! Poor little Riku went cuckoo, and was possessed by bad Ansem man! Now, you've gotta go from place-to-place, get in Heartless's face, lock the worlds with the thing (points to Keyblade), everybody now, sing! Gotta friend named Kairi, dog and duck for buddy, fly around in Gummi, something else with an "E".
Audience: (extreme laughter)
Sora: (starting to snicker; beet red)
B-Bop: Ai-yi-yi yi! Flying Gummi ships makes you sick-y, only one sighting of Great King Mickey, Halloween Level was way too short! HEY!
(Song ends. Audience laughs insanely. Jack and Sally seen clapping in the background. Sora runs back into his seat between Kairi and Riku, holding his head between his hands. Charon laughs.)
Charon: AH HA! Hahahahaa! I agree with ya there, B-Bop! A million points to you!
(B-Bop sticks his tongue out at Krystal.)
Charon: Alright! That's the end! The winner is Krystal! And now it's time for HOEDOWN!
Audience: Yeah!
(A few minutes later)
Krystal: (sitting in Charon's desk) Okay, we need the name of a thing that bugs you to no end.
Audience: ROACHES! Rain! In-laws! Boyfriends and girlfriends!
Krystal: Boyfriends and girlfriends! It's the Boyfriends and Girlfriends Hoedown!
Charon: Oh no....
Krystal: 2-T, start the music!
(Hoedown music.)
(Audience claps to the rythm.)
Mario: I've-a gotta girlfriend, her name-a is Princess Peach. I love-a de Princess, all and all, but she's just a leech. She's-a always getting kidnapped, so I put-a my life at stake, and when-a I fin'lly save her life, all I get's a cake.
Audience: (loud laughter)
Charon: Don't make me do this.
Krystal: Now, Charon.
Charon: (sighs, then starts singing) I do not have a boyfriend, it does not make sense to me. You'll only wind up getting hurt; men are evil, you see. I'd rather take a puppy than a boyfriend any day, but the boy's 'round me are really mad, so I'll be nice today.
Audience: (loud laughter)
Parappa: Boys are evil, huh?
Charon: Stay away from me!
B-Bop: I do not have a girlfriend yet, but I do know a girl. When I see her, she puts me in a whirl! I think I'd like to take out, but there's a problem, see; I'd really rather date someone the same species as me!
Audience: Ooooooooooh! (laughs loudly)
B-Bop: Hi, Lilly!
Parappa: (gulps down his fear) I know a girl, kind of; around her, I'm a mess. She's okay for a girl... I guess. She's one of my best-friends, I really shouldn't pout. But I if say "I love you", I'll get my brains punched out!
All: Get my Brains punched OUT!
Charon: Okay, we're done! Thanks for watchin' Who's Line is it Anyway? !