I do not own Gravity Falls, the characters, anything involved with it. This is for fun and fun only.
Bare with me, guys. It's my first fan fiction.
Dipper woke early that morning to the sound of Mabel eating a bowl of Cocoa Balls loudly and aggressively.
She was singing with a full mouth while attempting to feed Waddles a spoonful of the cereal.
"Cocoa Balls! Good for you alls! Oh Cocoa Balls! The best breakfast to make you stand tall!"
Dipper groaned and sat up in bed. Locating his favorite hat, he put it on to hide his monstrous bed-head. "Mabel, couldn't you have done this downstairs? I was really trying to sleep."
Waddles licked a couple of Cocoa Balls from the spoon.
"Good Boy Waddles! You need fiber!" she cooed at the pig. "Of course I could have Dipper! But I wanted him to get used to his new habitat! Grunkle Stan won't let me keep him downstairs anymore after he pooped in his slippers…"
Dipper rubbed his face and sighed, "Well, as long as he doesn't poop in my sneakers, he's fine", he said as he slipped on his Chuck Taylors and made his way to the bathroom to take his morning pee.
After doing his business, he ran the sink water to let it get warm before he washed his face.
He turned his back to the sink to get a towel from the cabinet and heard a weird noise.
Turning around, he screamed "AH!"
The water had started to glow angry neon green and made gurgling noises.
Dipper quickly shut off the water and put the towel down.
Well, at least I didn't start washing my face first… he thought, relieved.
Thinking he needed to investigate further, he went downstairs to the store.