Cookie Contest Series: Gundam Wing By: Katy Ha

This story is a fanfiction about a cookie contest between Wufei, Trowa and Milliardo (Relena's brother who is also known as Zechs Marquise)

" Excuse me Trowa, but if you don't mind, quit staring at me." Wufei said politely. Trowa reached out to grab a cookie from the white box on the table. " Hey! Don't eat my cookies! Sally baked them!" Wufei yelled. Trowa dropped the cookie and turned to Wufei. " Fine. I won't eat your crummy cookies." He dully replied. Wufei got mad and began to rant. " Hey buddy. Before you diss Sally's cookies, learn how to bake yourself, you clown." Wufei snickered. Trowa got angry and began to also rant. " Well, who said Catherine never taught me how to bake?" Trowa shot back. Just then, Milliardo stepped in. " If anyone wants some of Noin's cookies.( Noin is his wife..as in Lieutenant Noin from OZ :P..you know..the pretty black haired pilot that followed him in the end of the series) Wufei and Trowa yelled back. " LEARN TO BAKE YOU DUMB BLONDE!" Wufei grunted. Milliardo yelled back. " Well then smart pilots, let's have a bake contest! And my sister and Heero will be the judges." He shot. " Relena will favour you!" Wufei yelled. They then agreed that Relena would taste Trowa's while Heero tastes the rest. (POOR HEERO.()

The next day, the three competitors began to work. Relena observed them while Heero was practising his vomiting just in case. Wufei. well. Wufei was kneading green dough.Trowa was busy tasting his dough and Milliardo burnt his cookies in the oven and had to start again.

When everyone was finally done, they handed in their cookies on a plate. Heero had to try first. He leaned slyly over to Relena and gave her a kiss on the cheek. " Sorry Heero but you have to go first.no buts and no bribing with kisses." Relena explained. Heero frowned and grabbed Wufei's cookie. He shoved it in his mouth.but spit it out. He took out a lighter and burnt the cookie. " Do not make me eat that again. It tastes like green beans and butter." Heero sternly complimented. Wufei smiled. " You are correct... I did use green beans and butter. Heero lost his appetite right away. Relena then grabbed one of Trowa's cookies and bit into it. She swallowed it with a smile and complimented how sweet and chocolate-minty it was. Then she fainted.

At the hospital, Relena awoke to find Heero sitting beside her. " I see you have awaken. You came in here because of mild food poisoning. Trowa, apparently, had mixed up Chinese herbs with the chocolate instead of mint leaves." Heero said. Relena sat up as she quickly remembered something. " Who tried Milliardo's cookies?" she asked. Heero smiled. " Don't worry, we had Quatre help try them." He answered. Just then, a nurse that was passing by overheard them. " Do you know Mr.Quatre Rabera Winner?" she asked. Heero and Relena nodded. The nurse smiled. " You can go visit him. He's right next door! Apparently, he came in this morning from mild food poisoning. His friend found him on the floor with a box of cookies in his hand. Whoever baked them should never bake again unless they learn how to!" the nurse chuckled. Relena's face turned red as Heero giggled a bit. " Oh shut up!" Relena complained as she playfully slapped Heero on the arm.

The next week, Relena had told Noin what happened. " Milliardo Zechs Peacecraft Marquise, come here!" yelled Noin. As Milliardo got lectured about the 25 rules of baking and disgracing the Noin family baking awards, Relena secretly trashed all the cookies. As for Quatre, he never felt like eating cookies anymore.