A/N: My first attempt at writing for the Naruto fandom since I was like, twelve. =_= Hopefully I write a little bit better than I did.
I don't own Naruto or the characters involved.
"And that's when I realized, YES, I CAN GO THE DISTANCE, because THAT is what YOUTH is ALL ABOUT…"
How many times had Neji heard the story about how Lee had cleared an entire ice cream bar by himself.
...Don't answer that.
Thinking about it meant burning brain cells on worldly things meant to remain shallow mysteries.
Things like that time Ten Ten thought it would be an excellent idea to put his hair in corn rows.
Or th(os)e time(s) Lee had woken him up at the ass crack of dawn to go look at a particularly interesting flower he'd seen blooming while on his morning sprint around the village.
Or why Sakura's butt looked extra nice in their spandex today.
Or why Sakura's butt looked.
Or why Sakura's butt.
Or Sakura's butt.
Or why butt.
Why or butt.
Butt Sakura's.
Sakura's why butt-
He looked up from his in-walk entertainment to see those green eyes turn his way and speak, "It should be just up ahead, Neji-san. You've been pretty quiet this whole time, eh?" She giggled and turned, ignoring the tight line his lips formed before going back to what he was doing.
"Lee's story is just so interesting and all. Guess I lost track of time…"