Flashback
"All these enemies, how did they get here? Why are they here?" Link was making his way through the cursed cave that resided in the Gerudo desert known as the Cave of Ordeals. It was said that whoever dared to enter unprepared will die. Link didn't care. He found this forbidden cave by accident when he was trying to find the missing piece of the Bridge of Eldin. He walked into the cave knowing that what the sign at the entrance said was true. He still didn't care. He had a ball and chain that looked as if no human could lift it. He had the Hero's bow, which he was surprisingly skilled with. More importantly, he had the Master Sword. No one could beat him as long as he wielded the legendary blade, not even the Gerudo lord himself.
Level one of the cave brought Link to his first enemy, one bokoblin. With one slash of the Master Sword, Link cut the poor soul's head off.
Level two gave him three keese and three rats. Using the great spin, Link was able to clear them all at once. "This is the forbidden cave that promised death to all who enter? Yeah, my ass." Link was mumbling to himself as he dropped to the next level.
Level eight ambushed him with six tektites. "These things are fucking annoying!" Link tried to use the great spin but a fourth of his heart was missing because of a bulblin archer on the fifth level. "DAMN IT! I guess it is one at a time then."
Level ten gave the hero a surprise. It was just a fountain. "What the he-" Link stopped when he heard a voice from the fountain below.
"Come here, oh hero of time." Link did as he was told but had sword in hand at the slightest hint of a trap. "I am sorry but I can not heal your wounds. Instead I will release my fairies to the Ordon Spring. Do you want to return to the surface?"
Link didn't reply with words, rather pointing his blade at the sealed door. "It gets harder from here, right?" He got the answer he was expecting. "Good, then let me through." The door opened and he continued his journey into the pit of hell.
Level twenty-four brings the hero's nightmares to life. Well half alive. He was faced with five redeads. Link was thinking of if ignoring the second fairy as well was a good idea. He took out his ball and chain and swung it around. As he released the spiked projectile, he hit all five of them since they were in a line almost perfect. When he pulled back, the iron ball sealed the deal and killed them all. "Wow that was easier than I though."
Level thirty and the same story again, Link didn't even bother to draw his sword. He continued to press on as soon as the words "would you like to quit now?" were said.
Level thirty-nine showed an enemy that's strength challenged the power of Ganondorf. This time there were two. "So… we meet again you armor clad idiots." A couple hearts were lost, but Link was the victor.
Level forty was another fountain. "Just open the door. I've hear the story before." The Great Fairy didn't try to stop him.
Level forty-six gave him the cold shoulder as the floor consisted of ice monsters. He tried to keep moving to stay warm but something was holding him down. He transformed into his wolf form and saw that the ten ghoul rats on that level were on him. He spun around and killed them all. He turned back to a human and destroyed the frozen warriors. "F-f-f-fuck th-this." Link shivered as he made his way down to the next level. He was already pissed that he had to face five more redeads.
Levels forty-eight and forty-nine were the hardest of all. (48) He had to make a plan to fight on the ground and in the sky. (49) Three darknuts challenged the hero's last bit of strength. 'I need the armor. And are these fairy tears from Jovani still good? Ah, fuck it.' Link drank the tears and started to glow yellow as he ran around like an idiot trying to put the magic armor on.
A half hour later, he had de-armored them. Another half hour and the three were dead. "This better be the last level. To hell with this all if it's not." Link dropped down to what he had hoped to be the last level.
Level fifty was another fountain and he was pissed. "Just open the door lady. I've heard the speech enough." The Fairy looked around confused, then back at the hero.
"Oh, Hero of Time. You have faced your fears and conquered this forbidden cave. You are very brave. Come here so that I may heal your wounds." The fairy spoke with an angelic voice.
After the fairy healed Link, she spoke again, "If you ever have need of me, come to this place." This time, though the fairy appeared seductive, besides being naked from the waist up with her hair the only censor. She warped him out but Link was still wondering what she meant other than being healed.
