Summary: TMR/HP LV/HP Harry Potter just wants to be normal. but with a wolfs tail and ears suddenly appear and a psychotic old man after you. How normal can you be? Throw in a bit of submissive vampire and the fact the dark lords his mate well you have to read to find out.

Contains: Child Abuse, Slash(boyxboy) couples, evil Dumbles and Certain weasleys, nice Dark Lord ,Snape, Slytherins and Malfoys And swearing. M

No flamers take it too someone who cares. if you have a problem with boyxboy relaionships or you dont like these types of stories THEN DON'T READ IT. SIMPLE REALLY.

Disclaimer: i dont own harry potter but i do own this random story line that is continuously popping into my head... If i owned harry potter harry and voldie would have hooked up and dumbles would have been dead a hell of alot sooner.

-Mind Link-

~Parseltounge~

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

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- WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME? -

-Potter unless you want to die soon i suggest you shut the hell up-

-Shut it old man I dont actually care right now.-

- So Potter has a little attitude problem. What else is new?-

- Oh just the fact im growng fangs and a tail. Holy shit are those ears?-

- How the fuck am i supposed to know brat unlike you i dont spend hours infront of a mirror everyday-

- Afraid of what you might see? -

- Potter Im warning you -

- Oh go choke on a fishbone you miserable old trout-

Blissful silence swept through my head, Gasping i held my chest as i began coughing up blood. Yeah this isn't normal, even for me. Well the coughing up blood is but growing fangs and a tail. Not so much.

Whimpering i waited for the tell tale snores to tell me it was safe to go downstairs and begin my chores. If they were not done before the Dursleys woke up then i was dead. Literaly. I don't actually know why my family hates me so much. Sure I tried to cut Dudleys hair with a pair of scissors but he needed a hair cut, plus he asked me to do it. I was only Six but nope six weeks In the cupboard was my punishment.

Hearing the death rattling snores i shakily got to my feet and opened my cupboard door, If i was quick i might even get a head start on their breakfast and they might actually lay of the whip for the night. Though i seriously doubt that.

-Hey umm... Voldemort?-

-What now? Brat-

-I know you hate me and all but can you help me out?-

A cold silence filled my head and i sighed knowing he wasn't going to reply for a while. Humming gently i focused on hiding my ears. My tail was easy i just shoved it into my trousers and covered it with one of my 'tops'. Thanks to them being Dudley's hand me downs that he had grown out of they were so large that they practically hung off me. Sighing i hoped the general disray my hair was in would hide them enough so the Dursleys or neighbours wouldn't see them.

Cursing myself for my stupidity i started on breakfast after quickly looking at the list and double checking i had done everything. Yep everything was ticked off. Sighing i added another egg to the pan and continued flipping it.

Just as i finished laying it on the table i heard the tell tale thuds that meant Vernon was coming down the stairs.

I would never call him uncle as to me he wasn't family. It was sir or uncle Vernon to his face but Sir if he had company and i wasn't locked in the cuboard. With Petunia it was always Aunt Petunia or m'am. Anything else and i was hit repeatedly so that i learnt my lesson.

-What do you want Brat?-

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author note: Hello im back. anyway just thought i'd throw in this fic, got a few chapters lined up but might wait a bit to post them.