Imma Wiserd AKA The racist version of My Immortal.
ch 1: da beginin
AN: afta redin da hairy potty books (not rly i saw the mooviez lolololol) i desided 2 make mi own hary potty storee. Potty?
note 2 da reedars: neva beliv any1 hu sayz a blak man dont like fired chickin. Ever heard of black vegetarians?
I wuz sittin out on da porch an mi mama leend out da windo an sayed "watchu doin soulja spirit buu jackson?". Who in the world names their child soulja spirit buu jackson?
"nuttin much" i said "we gut no food". Well that's a shame.
"o turtle don cri" Turtle? Sounds like he's the target of bullies.
"na mama i aint mad" i says. den i loked at da gund n said "i wish i had sum fried chinkin" den... dere wuz fried chikin on da grion!11111111111111 I assume grion means ground?
"yo buu wuz dat i smel" mi mama said. I lookd arund all snecky like and den i whispad "fried chikin" an it went away. i wuz scared but nut in a afrayed way. den i whispad again "fried chicken" and it appered agan!111 so den i desided 2 tri sumden out. "wattamelon" an dere it iz a big ol slice o watrmellon at mah fet. Imagine if all humans could summon food at their on will.
mah mam lend out da door agan "boi now i no i smel sumden".
so den i leaned ova and wispad "fired chikin... wattamelon" an dey boat went away. i gut up an says 2 mi mama "lock mama!11 i aint gut nottin!11"
"but im so hundreh" sayed ma mama. den i felt sad. so i pointed mah finger at da grund an sayed "fried chikin" den a big ol bunmch of fired chikim appeerd. mi mama jumpt an scrammd. she ran in da house an slamed da door. "dun cum bak or ill shot ya!" she sayd. so i left. So his mother kicked him out because he's a wizard? But he can make fried chicken appear! :D
so whadda think? IF U FLAM UR RASSIST.