Greetings all! PurplePastaRoadroller here with a new story! I'm clashing Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi, Junjou Romantica, and Axis Powers Hetalia together under one crazy story. Fear not for those who are following my RinXDell story! I shall update soon! In the meantime enjoy this crazy story! XD

When Bunnies and Bears Clash Eat Pasta Chapter 1: What the Craopla happened here?!

Feliciano Vargas (North Italy's) POV

Ve. So sleepy I said in my mind as I got up tired. We had another world meeting yesterday and got nothing done as usual. I'm not sure how things will turn out now since Kiku planed this out. I got up and got into casual clothes. Today was my first day working at an editing company. I wasn't going to be alone though. Luddy and Kiku are joining along with many other countries even my Fratelli Marcello and Lovi are going to be there! I looked at myself in the mirror before heading downstairs to meet up with my Fratelli. Today is going to be great I can't wait! I smiled and imagining how much fun this is going to be!

Marcello Vargas (Principality of Seborga's) POV

I was down stairs helping Lovino finishing up our lunches. Today is when all of the countries (including MicroNatiions) get to work together at the same place. I'm looking forward to working with both of my Fratelli for the first time and meeting new people as well! I wonder how many cute girls are going to be there? I was kind of drifting into space when I heard my Fratello Feli call out in his usual cheerful tone snapping me out of my trance.

"Buongiorno dolci miei fratelli!"* I heard him say as he entered the kitchen.

"Bonguorno!" I said looking at him for a moment smiling before going to packing our food.

"Ugh why the hell did I end up dragged into this shit?" Lovino said in his usual annoyed tone in which I snickered at causing him to glare at me.

"Weren't you listening at the meeting at all?" I said as the last lunch box was done and rolled my eyes.

"We are going to be working at an editing company today along with many other people." Feli said staring at Lovi. "Where have you been at the whole meeting?"

"Listening duh!" He said as we all walked to the door and getting our coats. Feli and I looked at each other and decided to mess with him.

"Then how come I saw you making paper airplanes?" I asked.

"Because I wanted to." Lovino said.

"And taking your siesta in the meeting?" Feli asked.

Lovino blushed but replied as we got in the car. "Because I was up all night." Feli and I gave each other smirking glances before really embarrassing our favorite Fratello.

"Did you have another passionate night with your beloved Spaniard again and got crazy?" We asked in unison.

"Y-YOU TWO WERE HOME?!"Lovino blushed like a tomato and started driving stuttering in his response.

Both Feli and I were dying of laughter as we were on our way to the company we were going to be at named Marukawa Publishing.

"That's why it's called extra keys to the house idiota." I said snickering after calming down.

Lovino Vargas (South Italy's) POV

D-damn them. Damn these two to hell! I was grumbling curse words in my native tongue as I drove to this new place we were going to work at. What was the name again? Maru publishing? Nah that doesn't sound right. Oh well let's see how this place is going to be. Fucking Spaniard bastard leaving my back sore again. Last night was our two year anniversary as a married couple. Damn needless to say it was fun hanging out with him despite how much I deny loving him.

"S-SHUT UP! I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT OK?!" I said blushing like a fuckin tomato.

"Awwww Lovi! It's not our fault that you got fucked hard in the ass last night." Feliciano said giggling like a damn school girl. Many people think this idiota was both ditzy and innocent. Trying living with him every day and see if you still think this. Both Marcello and I know that out of the three the one who is the dirtiest is Feliciano. I blame the macho potato bastard for showing him his "naughty' stash. We made it to the building and parked.

"I don't want to out yet let's just wait for the others to show up." I said boredly. Both Fratelli looked up and nodded. I hope I don't end up working with that damn sexy fine as-WHAT THE CRAPOLA WAS THINKING?! NO NO NO I WON'T THINK ABOUT ANTONIO SEXY ASS! DAMN HIM TO HELL! CHIGGI!

Misaki Takahashi's POV

I was waiting for the baka to get his ass down stairs and ready for work. I'm so glad to work part time at Maruawa with Aikawa. I did many things at the office and helped out others whenever I had free time to kill. I sometimes would go to the fourth floor and go visit the Emerald team and say hi. They are such awesome people to be with! Rumors have been going around lately that we will be getting new people in the building to help translate our work into different languages! I wonder how many new faces I'll get to meet! I was enjoying my daydream when I was suddenly hugged from behind by certain smoking, lazy assed, can't do anything right without burning the house, bear loving weirdo also known as the great lord Akihiko Usami or Usagi as I call him and groaned annoyed.

"Ohayo Misaki-kun. Sleep well?" Usagi asked smirking of course thinking of his next plot into sexually harassing me again.

I huffed and looked away. "Of course I did baka!"

I-it's not like I let him do it whenever he wants to or anything like that. He just has that sexy power voice of his to make me melt into his arms and get eaten up by him. Sometimes I question myself to why I let him do this to me. Next thing I knew I was picked up Princess Style after apparently making a "cute" face at him and being carried to Usagi's room. Wait what the hell?! How did he get me away from the couch in the first place?! Stupid Usagi. Ugh thanks to him now I doubt I'll be able to make it to office for my first day! AIKAWA! HELP ME!

Ristu Onodera's POV

Phew. Thank god I made it. Last night was pretty chaotic considering everyone was getting ready for the new foreigners that will soon be employees here at our office. I looked around in my station to not find anyone here. Looks I'll be able to send Mutou-sensei's corrections early and get ready to meet my new teammates. I heard footsteps coming towards here and looked up to see Masamune Takano formally known as Masamune Saga my old high school and first lover and now Editor in chief here at Maruawa. Ever since that day I found out that he was my old lover he has been trying all kinds of things to make me fall in love with him again. I shivered at that thought and as looked away annoyed. No way in hell am I going to fall for him again. Over my dead body. Next thing I knew he was behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist. I stopped what I was doing and froze as he was inched close to my ear. I swear I could tell I was blushing at the sudden contact and twitching pissed off.

"W-what do you want now? Can't you see that I'm busy!" I said stuttering a bit. Great way to sound brave dumbass.

His face showed no emotion as usual to me but I can see a hidden smirk in his eyes as he spoke. "So how's your back?" I blushed madly and glared at him before finishing up organizing the papers I had.

"D-don't ask me that here! Someone will hear!" I said.

"So?"

"What do you mean so?!"

"I just want to know if you're feeling better. After all we had five rounds of se-"I covered his mouth facing him fully after dropping all of my papers in shock and embarrassment.

"N-NEVER AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME BAKA!" I said as I quickly picked up my papers and marched out. I swear I somehow was dealing with an idiotic sadist that loves to even harass me at work. I really want to get of this place. THIS ISN'T LOVE I SWEAR IT ISN'T LOVE! I screamed in my head as I was heading to the conference room to meet up with the rest.

* Buongiorno dolci miei fratelli/ Good morning my sweet brothers

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