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Prologue

"Ooh, a new mission!" Skye skidded into the 'mission room' and stood next to Ward. "What is it this time?"

Fitz and Simmons casually walked into the room. "I think we can answer that question," Simmons said.

"Our mission," Coulson said as he tapped away at the holo-table in front of them, "is to infilnitrate this."

A picture of an old ruin popped up on the screen.

Skye laughed. "That shouldn't be too hard."

"Not when you see it for what it really is," Coulson corrected her, tapping the table once more.

A picture of a castle replaced the picture of the ruin on the screen.

Fitz whistled.

"It still looks like an old ruin to me," Ward mumbled.

"What? Tell me you did not just diss Hogwarts." Fitz turned with wide eyes to Simmons and asked, "Did he just diss Hogwarts?" To everyone's confused glances, he said, "Um, this is Hogwarts, right?"

"Yes," Coulson said, "Fury wants us to infiltrate 'Hogwarts'. He thinks there's some sort of energy source that darker forces could get their hands on. He wants us to go in and extract it."

"Um... I thought Hogwarts wasn't real. And anyway, J. K. Rowling wrote the Harry Potter series over a decade ago. How does- how will- how-" Skye sputtered, to Coulson's amusement.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. had intel on a secret place that was usually kept from mortal eyes, but nothing can be kept a secret for long," Coulson explained. "A newspaper was published in London talking about sights of the supernatural. We sent a team in and they got information."

"But you're not explaining how J. K. Rowling knew about the Harry Potter stuff!" Skye protested. Then she paused as a possibility occurred to her. "Wait. Is J. K. Rowling clairvoyant?"

"Of course. And S.H.I.E.L.D. has a lot of information that you don't know about," Coulson said, rapidly tapping controls on the holo-table.

Simmons put her head in her hands. Fitz stood straighter.

"Hogwarts exists?" Ward clarified, completely confused.

"Hogwarts exists!" Simmons muttered, having a little bit (okay, a lot) of a fangirl attack.

Fitz laughed, turning to Ward and putting his arm around Simmons. "All this time you've teased Jemma about her 'obsession' and it was real!" he laughed.

Skye was still staring at Coulson, her brow furrowed. "But Hogwarts is a school for teens. Not twenty- and thirty-year-olds."

"Aahhhhhh," said Coulson knowingly. "And this is where the TRAVEL comes in."

"The TRAVEL?" May asked, poking her head into the room.

"The Time Reversing Apparatus Votè Englûse Løpel," Coulson said.

"Votè Englûse Løpel?" asked Simmons with a puzzled look on her face.

"It means To Make Younger," Coulson said. "As I said before, S.H.I.E.L.D. has a lot of information you don't know about- including languages."

"And who exactly will we be making younger?" Fitz asked, removing his arm from Simmons's shoulders.

Coulson smiled a knowing smile. "That's the thing. It'll be all of us."

So. That happened. I hope you liked it! More chapters will be on the way soon. Please Review! Thanks!

~Raven

~Flower