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Day One
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE! DON'T DO IT!!!!"
The sounds of two beings dragging a third and a loud yell of profanity and complaints filled the police station. Several suited men gazed out of their "offices" to see the ruckus. A cameraman follows Agents Johnson and Jones, who apparentally had another client for Smith... a loud one.
"LEGGO! PAIN PAIN PAIN! YOU'RE HURTING MY WRISTS!!"
And dragging her on the floor by the wrists. A third agent had to open the door to the interrogation room as JOhnson and Jones tossed her in. The girl managed to lose one of her shoes in the process, and after crashing on the ground, the door shut. She notices she is not alone as Smith is sitting at the table.
"Miss Dincht... we've been expecting you." he says. Rose doesn't listen, she walks over and pounds on the door.
"LET ME OUT!" she screams.
"No!" yells JOhnson. Rose bounces up and down.
"I WANT MY SHOOOOOOOOOE!!!!!!"
"Miss Dincht, SIT DOWN!" bellowed Smith.
That was enough to settle her down. Rose leaps into the seat, carrying a sad aura. Tears stream down her cheeks. Smith gives her the strangest of looks, glances at the Agents and the cameraman (who is still filming) through a window, then looks back at Rose.
"Rose Vladmiri Dincht, at least that was your name, I pressume?" he questions. Rose nods.
"Yesh, I am now known as R0$3B07, Teh L33t /\/\47R1X R0B0-Ch1ck." was her 1337 reply. Smith rolls his eyes and looks at her file.
"It says here that you are a.... student at....... Davi...... is that a D.....pyri? Wait, that isn't a word...." he sighs and slams down the file. "You're a student at a school."
"Yesh, but as some people know, that after being unplugged out of the Matrix, I had changed my occupation as a student to becoming what I always dreamed of...." was the reply. Smith is anxious.
"Go on...."
Rose stands up and picks up a pencil.
"An emo singer...."
Had this been an anime, Smith would've fallen out of his seat with a few big sweatdrops on his face. Rose holds her pencil like a microphone and starts shaking around freely, her cheeks still streamed with tears, until finally, she begins to scream,
"I DID IT ALL FOR MY SHOOOOOOES! BUT THOSE AGENTS TOOK IT AWAY!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME, JOHNSON!!! I LOVED MY SHOOOOOOE!!!!"
"Miss Dincht, calm down." he manages to say. Rose doesn't get the picture and continues to belt of her words.
"AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ME, TRINITY!!! YOU DID THIS, NEO! I HATE YOU!!!!"
Smith is ready to call in for security when Rose leaps ontop of the table, causing him to jump back a bit.
"AND YOU, MORPHEOUS! STOP SMOKING! YOU'RE BURNING UP YOUR LUNGS!! CANCER, CANCER, CANCER! YOU'LL LEAVE ME TOO!"
Smith falls out of his chair. Rose begins to whisper...
"And Marovingian..... I LOVE YOU TOO, BUT I LOVE SMITH AND HIS SEXY SHADES! HIS SHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!"
Johnson and Jones see Smith's distress and charge into the room, tackling Rose off the table. The camera man runs in with duct tape and begins to bind her arms behind her back, then shuts off the camera.
Day Two
Same interrogation room. Rose has her arms taped behind her back and the chair, plus is gagged with a few of the agents' ties. The door opens and Smith walks in. He sits in the chair across from her and looks at her fiel once more.
"Hello Miss Dincht, so good to see you again." he greets.
Rose makes a few muffled noses and rolls her eyes.
"Yes...well, it says that you were unplugged on.... January 18th, 2004 at 1:42 PM on a Sunday... is that correct?" he questions. Rose nods. "Good... now who was it that unplugged you?"
Rose manages to shrug. She begins to talk nonestop, but her words are nothing more than muffles. Smith sighs, shakes his head and rests his forehead on his hand. Getting out of his seat, he ungags Rose, then sits down.
"It was Neo! I swear it was! He's an idiot! What was he thinking!?" She sputters. Smith raises an eyebrow.
"You insult your rescuer?" he questions.
"Rescuer!? Yeah right! He and Trinity were getting hot and she wanted to have a baby! So Neo said he'd get a kid from the Matrix, and of all children, it was ME! Why ME?!"
"I'm sure he's asking himself the same question." Smith commented.
"And then there was Morpheous.... ugh, double ugh!" Rose growled. Smith remembered that name.
"Tell me about Morpheous..."
Rose blinked, her face turning blank and clueless, mouth slightly opened, one eyebrow raised and her eyes gazing out into space at the thought of Morpheous...
Morpheous seats himself in a large armchair, speaking to a plugged-in human. In his hand is a cigarette. While he talks, the door kicks open as Rose storms in.
"Morpheous!! What the hell did I tell you about smoking in my goddamn room!!" came Rose's snap.
"Please Rose... I am prophesizing...." was Morpheous's protest. Rose storms in all pissed off.
"Yeah well you better prophesize my foot up yo ass!"
Rose blinks and shakes her head.
"Why don't we skip Morpheous?" she questions.
"Alright.... you mentioned a.... Trinity, if I'm correct. Could we discuss her?" Smith commented.
The same blank stare returns to Rose.
Rose is walking through Zion after managing to run away from that crazy party in the cave. Her sleeves and pants are in shreds and she has a black eye.
"Just my luck, some asshole had to start a fight in the goddamn mosh pit." she mutters, when she hears a voice.
"So the world goes 'round and 'round, with all you ever kneeeeew...."
"Hey! I didn't know they had Enya in Zion!" Rose chirps.
She follows the voice, seeing that it leads to a strange room. She presses her ear against the door, hearing the rest of the song.
"They say the sky, high above, is Caribbean-"
The rest of the lyrics is cut off short as the door swings open and Rose falls face first on the floor. A loud scream is heard when she looks up, seeing, what appears to be, Enya in black leather and shades...
"HOLY SHIT MOTHER FU-!!!"
Rose shakes her head again.
"Maybe we should skip Trinity too." she says. Smith sighs.
"Fine... tell me about Neo." he states. Rose screams,
"NOOOOOOO! ANYTHING BUT NEO! SWEET GOD! I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE THAT DAY!!!"
Smith is pissed, and slams the file on the table.
"That's it, get the moron out of here!" he growls as the two agents run in, dragging the chair with Rose in it out of the room. Smith lowers his head onto his hands and left out an annoyed sigh as the camera shuts off again.
DAY THREE
Rose is in the interrogation room again, this time with headphones one. She has her eyes closed and is beating her head side to side, bouncing slightly in her seat to the music. Smith walks in, raises his eyebrows, and then moves to his seat.
"Miss Dincht..."
"Lalalalalaaaaa, warm it up." Rose sings. Smith blinks.
"Miss Dincht..." he tries again.
"Lalalalalaaaaa, the boys are waiting." she sings again as Smith's mouth drops.
"What boys? What the hell are you talking about?"
Apparentally, Rose doesn't seem to hear him, let alone know he's in the room as she keeps singing.
"Maaaaaaaaah milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and their like, is better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I could teach you, but I'll have to charge."
Smith nearly falls out of his seat again and blinks his eyes once. Rose's song is cut short and her lisp merge into one, causing her mouth to vanish. Her eyes snap open as she tries to scream. Instead, her headphones fall off her and switch to a tape recorder, so the music plays outloud.
I know you want it... The thing that makes me, What the guys go crazy for, They lose their minds, the way I wind, I think it's time."
Smith growls, pulls out his Desert Eagle and shoots the tape recorder. Rose gives him a sad look. Smith gives her a pissed off one.
"Now, Miss Dincht... there was rumors of you starting a posse.... over me?" he stammers in disbelief.
Rose nods as her mouth forms again.
"Yaya! It's me, and Selina, and Nyx-Alia, and Agent Josie, and-"
"I know who's in it! But why? Why don't you go play with some unplugged human friends of yours instead of stalking me?" he snaps.
"Because Neo says not to eat anymore of 'em." Rose replies. Smith raises an eyebrow.
"What are you talking about?"
"I can turn into an evil Rose that likes to eat human flesh.... I ATE A BABY!" she sputters. Smith raises his eyebrows again.
"A.... baby?" he stammers.
"BABY! THE OTHER, OTHER WHITE MEAT! GET IN MAH BELLY!"
A dart shoots from the window and sticks Rose in the back of the neck. It is a tranquilizer, and Smith is thankful. He wipes his forehead and stands up.
"Let's call it a day... I need a bottle of Poweraid..."
The End?
Maybe.