A/N: I'm sort of re-writing the story by XxMagsdaMaggiexX. She gave me permission, don't worry. I just wanted Harry to sound a little more crazy... LOL

Harry walked through the forest, covered with his cloak. When he heard the death eaters laughing, he yanked it off and ran into the clearing. He saw Voldemort surrounded by all of his death eaters, all of them staring at him hungrily, clearly wanting to kill him.

"Ah. Harry Potter," Voldemort observed, smiling slightly, "So you decided to come and face death."

His lip curled slightly.

"Never!" Harry shouted, reaching into his back pocket. But then he decided to wait before unveiling his weapon. A frown crossed Voldemort's face.

"What do you have there?" He asked sleekly. Harry grinned evilly.

"I know a way to beat you, Voldie," He whispered, still smiling quite creepily. Voldemort looked a little... well, the only phrase that truly fits is creeped out.

"There is no way to beat me," Voldemort said smoothly.

"Oh, Voldie, your such a jokester. You would get along quite well with Fred of George." Harry said conversationally, reaching out to pat Voldemort's face. Voldemort leaned back in dusguist.

"You were always so quiet and undemanding with your muggles," Voldemort said disdainfully, "I liked you better like that."

"It's always the quiet ones who go crazy and shoot everyone in the middle of the night!" Harry shouted, pulling a gun out of his back pocket. Voldemort looked freaked out.

"What? A gun? That's not allowed! This is magic!"

He hastened to pull out his wand, but it was too late. Harry had his hand on the trigger, and his face was lit up by his grin.

"Say good-bye, Voldie. You've been a bad boy!"

"What the-"

BAM

Voldemort fell to the ground, and Harry, laughing maniacally, watched the death eaters flee.

And the dark lord was no more.

Hahaha I wrote this at like midnight, so I'm über high off exhaustion. HAHAHAHA mags, don't you get the 'middle of the night' thing???? Heehee I pulled an Annie. If your reading this and you don't get it, then you obviously weren't there when my friend Annie was being insane.

Anyways, I guess you could review if you wanted. But first, check out the original on XxMagsdaMaggiexX's page. It's pretty hilarious. I was rolling on the floor for like twenty minutes.

Well, this author's note is almost as long as the story, so I should stop babbling now. Bye!