Fan club of... Kakashi !

By Eleawin

( IleanaN8aol.com - website : eleawin.site.voila.fr/index.html )

English isn't my mother language so be indulgent ;)

Thanks to Candy and Carcinya for the beta and the summary. Merci beaucoup !

Iruka moaned. Falling suddenly backwards, he captured his lover's lips and dragged him down with him in his fall, heart beating wildly. Iruka heard the other man sigh and breathed his name in his ear. A long shiver ran through the Chuunin's body.

"Kakashi..."

Leaving with difficulty the warm and soft lips, Iruka set out to lay a multitude of kisses on his cheeks, his neck, going down on his shoulder... Caressing his tattoo, his hips, his stomach... He heard again a sigh of pleasure and enjoyed it, his heart fluttering. Once again, his lips touched lightly his own, a delectable mouth bared at last from the horrid fabric.

"Kakashi..." he whispered. " Kakashi... I love you."

A tender gaze.

"I love you too, Iru -"

"DRIIIIIIIIIINGGG !!!"

Fabric creasing, groans, heavy fall followed by a loud 'BAM' then a string of curses, all aiming an innocent alarm clock which was merely doing its job.

Iruka got up slowly, hair in disarray, cheeks on fire. He freed himself from the sheets. He flung the pillow across the room, frustrated. Two seconds later he slumped to the floor, depressed. So it was but a dream... He sighed loudly. An illusion, a figment of his imagination, unreal and fanciful. Anything but reality. And if one day he had dared imagine that Kakashi would want him, his hope had quickly faded however ... due to them.

Exhausted, Iruka laid down on his bed and, once more, his thoughts wandered back to what had happened earlier ...

ooo Flash black ooo

Iruka had just finished his class. Konohamaru had been particularly restless today, and Iruka felt tired. He went to the cafeteria, a pile of assignments tucked under his arm.

He had just sat down when he heard a commotion in the corridor. Junekei, a Chuunin who had recently become instructor, came into view, looking a bit shaken.

" He's so handsome!" she exclaimed on the doorstep, not noticing the weird looks she was receiving from the people in the room. " I can't believe it!"

Iruka smiled. Junekei was young and often sprang from one crush to another. He gave her a friendly look. It was cute, really... The others seemed to be amused too.

"And who is the lucky man?" Kurenai asked; she sat next to Iruka together with Asuma.

Junekei seemed to gloat with mischevous glee.

"Hatake Kakashi!"

The silence that followed this declaration did not feel the same to everybody. Iruka felt an icy cold overcome his body; the kind of cold that made you sick and weak. The glare he graced the girl with was everything but friendly now. Kurenai deemed Junekei's taste in men rather strange. She raised a skeptical eyebrow. Asuma wasn't affected by the news. He wasn't concerned, after all.

The others went on staring at the Chuunin, trying to decipher the hidden meaning of her words. It was Anko who eventually broke the silence, with her usual tact.

"You're wacky, you poor thing!" she said, laughing. "You fell in love with a man who wears a mask ? You even don't know what he looks like!"

"Wrong!" the girl replied. "I have seen him, and I repeat it: he is handsome, deadly handsome!"

And then she launched into a speech praising the great qualities of one Hatake Kakashi, who until this morning she had known only by sight, Iruka thought. He felt a strange feeling surge through him, listening to the kunoichi speaking about his Kakashi, his own Kakashi.

"I want to see that," Anko said finally, doubtful despite Junekei's enthusiasm.

The Chuunin shook her head. "Impossible. Fortunately, I was there when Naruto accidentally tore off his mask, trying to escape Sasuke. And he won't ever take it off."

"Doesn't matter," the other woman replied. "After all, I'm not a Jounin for nothing!"

And Orochimaru's praised student, Iruka thought, cursing her cheek and sadism . At the same time, he also cursed Naruto who, due to his clumsiness -- how did he manage to tore off his sensei's make while trying to escape Sasuke? What a moron! -- had put the whole thing in motion. And specifically, he cursed Junekei to have laid her tainted eyes on his Kakashi!

Heart heavy, he looked as Anko first, then Junekei, followed by Kurenai, followed by all the women present in the room left the cafeteria, in search of poor, poor Kakashi.

ooo End Flash back ooo

Iruka shook his head, trying to dissmiss the bad memories. But he couldn't help turning Anko's words in his mind. She had, after a few tries, succeed to tear off Kakashi's mask, before proclaiming herself head of the Kakashi fan-club. A fan-club composed of the entire female (and male) population above 16 of Konoha!

No! Iruka was not going to let himself be pushed around ! Kakashi would not fall prey to those crazed fangirls, it was out of the question! He would do his best to drive those loonies away from his love. Using drastic measures should the need arise.

His determination reset, Iruka got up and had breakfast, a good way to start the day.

ooooo

"Bastard!"

"Moron."

"Idiot!"

"Dropout."

"I hate you!"

"So do I."

" ### you!"

"NARUTO! Don't insult Sasuke! You're really loud!"

Proud of herself, the pink-haired girl turned around and smiled gently to her Sasuke, hoping for a micro glance from him. None came. The dark-haired shinobi continued to stare coldly at the blonde, who in turn didn't stop his waving behind Sakura. His eyes widened when Naruto suddenly started to mime insults, which considering the boy's motions, were not really flattering. Since when am I the bottom? Sasuke asked himself, puzzled. He didn't have the time to think about it, because their sensei appeared in a puff of smoke.

"You're late!" Sakura and Naruto yelled in unison, fingers aimed at the culpable.

But this time, no stupid excuses, no bad jokes... Kakashi looked around, seemingly on the lookout.

"Kakashi sensei?" Sakura asked shyly, her surprise apparent at the puzzling attitude of their teacher. "Something wrong?"

"We'll know in a minute," the Jounin answered, his voice tense.

Naruto and Sasuke shared a glance, their argument long forgotten.

Suddenly, they heard a terrible noise behind them and turned around at the same time. Kakashi breathed a deep sigh and was gone in a flash. Naruto, gaping, watched the pack of kunoichis led by Anko vanish after him in a huge cloud of dust.

Covered in dust, Sakura, Sasuke ad Naruto looked at each other.

"What's the matter with Kakashi-sensei, I wonder?" Sakura asked pensively.

"Bad memories," Sasuke muttered under his breath.

"If we aren't going to train, let's go eat ramen," Naruto concluded.