A/N: Okay, I've decided that, since I know a lot about it (And I need a break from Naruto Fanfictions, and I'm sure some other people might be, too), I'd try my hand at a humorous Sonic fanfic… It's a try... and like I said, I'll only write it when I'm bored, so it could be long or short... and not very oftenly updated, too...
I DON'T own Shadow, Sonic, Knuckles, or anyone else from those games/show.
Chapter 1: The cherry tree
Shadow POV
Okay… just don't look down… crap…
Stupid tree… Stupid fear of heights… Stupid everything!
GRAH! I'm a friggin' android! An ANDRIOD! HOW could I be afraid of heights!
It's all Sonic's fault…
Somehow…
Dunno how…
God, I get distracted easily…
"Hey, Shadow! That you up there?"
Oh, come ON! Not now!
"G-g-go away!" I yelled…
Stupid heights! They made me stutter… Great…
Now Pansy King is gonna know I'm afraid of heights…
"Hey, Shadow… you wouldn't happen to be afraid up there, would you?"
God, that wasn't Sonic... No. God. No.
That was Knuckles…
Why me?
"If I didn't know any better, I'd say Shadow is afraid of heights." Sonic teased.
"Kn-knock it o-off! I-I'm not a-afraid…"
God THAT sounded believable.
"Ju-just help m-me d-d-down!"
"Well, if you weren't afraid of heights, you could get down yourself." Knuckles said.
"I-I d-don't care! Just g-get me down!"
"Admit you're afraid." Knuckles said.
"N-never!"
"Then I guess he's stuck up there." Sonic said. "Let's go Knuckles."
"Sure." Knuckles said back.
"FINE!"
I can't believe I'm gonna do this…
"I'm afraid of friggin' heights!" I yelled.
"Okay. We'll help you down." Sonic said.
"NO! We should leave him up there!" Knuckles said.
"W-when I get d-down t-there, I-I'm g-gonna KILL you Knuckles!" I yelled…
This means I'll probably be stuck up here…
How the heck did I even GET up here…?
Well, I guess that doesn't matter…
"I don't get it… you're gonna climb THAT high up in the tree to get him down when he could just jump down?" Knuckles yelled.
"Out of curiosity, if you're afraid of heights, how did you get so high in a tree?" Sonic asked…
It sounded like he was next to me…
And I probably look ridiculous clinging to a tree branch like this…
"Hey, Sonic, I could go get Rouge. She'd probably be able to get Shadow out of the tree quicker." Knuckles said.
"Depends. Are you gonna move, Shadow, or should we just get her?" Sonic asked.
Yeah, I look totally hopeless…
And, I'm probably not going to move anyway…
"Sure, why not…" I mutter.
"Fine." Sonic said and it sounded like he jumped down out of the tree.
LATER…
"Is this the tree?"
Finally, she's here…
And laughing at me…
Why's she laughing?
And why did I just ask myself that?
"Boy, Shadow you look pretty funny, clinging to that branch." Rouge said.
I hate her so much right now... but if I say that, she won't help me down…
"Ju-just get m-me d-down…"
"Fine. But you'll have to let go of the branch."
Yeah, she's right.
EVEN LATER, after Shadow was removed form the tree…
"Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Shadow… You're afraid of heights, huh?" Rouge teased.
"Ha ha ha. I forgot how to laugh."
"Today must have really taken a lot out of your pride." Sonic teased.
"What do you mean?"
"Did you see the tree we 'rescued' you from?" Knuckles said.
I slowly turned around and almost burst out laughing. The tree was a small cherry tree…
God, I'm embarrassed…
"Wow that is pretty pathetic." Amy said, appearing from virtually nowhere.
Now EVERYONE probably knows….
A/N: And that the ever-so-short first chapter.