A/N: I don't own Naruto or Gaara, Tamari, or Kankuro. Though this story came to me when I started eating Kiddos'. It was quiet weird. I also do not own Kiddos', Oreos, or Krogers. Though I love them all to death.
Gaara came down stairs for breakfast. Tamari was already up and dressed. She was sitting at the kitchen table eating her breakfast. "Morning Gaara." She said in a chipper tone.
Gaara just grunted. Not a morning person at all. He went to the pantry and searched it for something to eat. He ended up finding a box of Kiddos'. He immediately grabbed 5 of them. Gaara was addicted to cookies and loved Oreos. Though Kiddos' were like cheap Oreos, they would have to do. As Gaara ate he decided to read the container. "Hey Tamari, I thought Chocolate loved Vanilla, not chocolate. " Gaara stated.
"It does Gaara why?" Tamari asked as she stood and Kankuro walked in.
"Then this box is a liar." Gaara stated as Kankuro wished everyone a good morning.
"Morning Kankuro." Both Gaara and Tamari said at the same time.
"What's up Gaara, you seem pissed?" Kankuro said scratching his hat covered head.
"This is a liar." Gaara said tossing the container to Kankuro.
"Oh." Kankuro said looking at it.
Gaara left the house without saying anything. He went down to Krogers to see if they own Kiddos'. When he entered an attendant was standing there. "May I help you?" He asked all smiley and disgusting.
"Who makes Kidddos'?" Gaara asked, looking as menacing as a pissed off raccoon could.
"Well we do. Would you like me to tell you were to find them?" He asked, his voice breaking from fear.
"No. I would like to talk to the manager or someone who would be able to change the packaging of the Kiddos'." Gaara said glaring at the inferior man. (Sorry just trying to think how Gaara would say all of this. If I hurt someone's feeling, I am deeply sorry.)
The attendant started sweating. "Um…let me go talk to him." The attendant said racing off.
Gaara waited awhile while the attendant presumably talked to the manager. "So, you're the one who scared my attendant right?" The manager said walking up to Gaara.
"Yes." Gaara stated bluntly, not liking the man from the start.
"Well what don't you like from the Kiddos' package?" The man said, getting down to business.
"Well, the package said that Chocolate loves Chocolate, when in fact Chocolate loves Vanilla. It's all wrong. Plus so many others will complain about it, besides me."Gaara stated glaring at this stupid man in front of him. (Again sorry. I don't know that many managers so if I'm stepping on toes, I am sorry.)
"Oh. Is that all?" The manager saying as if that wasn't all that important.
"I can make it important if you want. But then you might not want to go through all that work for something so 'trivial' right? Just change the package and no one will get hurt." Gaara said giving the man the most pissed off raccoon look ever.
The man gulped. "Alright I'll change the package." He said racing off.
"Pathetic. Naruto is better than him." Gaara muttered and went home.
~*~*~*~
Gaara awoke and went downstairs after getting dressed. On the table was a mountain of boxes. All of them Kiddos'. "Wow Gaara what did you do?" Tamari asked shaking her head in disbelief.
The manager quiet and the attendant took over his spot.
They all lived happily ever after. Or did they?