Gayness. AU
"Kaneki!?" Hide shouted as he entered the small living quarters of his book loving friend, "Where are you?" The jacket wearing boy looked around the abode. The house smelt of burnt oranges, but had a nice twang to it that made your heart race. Hide was there for one reason and one reason only. Tonight he would finally have his way with the black haired man god. Hide saw a couch. IT was perfect for the plan he had thought just hours before. First step of the plan…fucking find Kaneki damn where the fuck is he. "DUUDE." Hide yelled before picking up an old carton of cranapple juice.
"Right here!" Kaneki replied as he popped into the room. Hide inwardly growled like a dog while mating. The boy in front of him was pure hot. Like seriously he must've had like polio or something because he was so hot. 98.6? Try 150.2! Hide decided to begin the first part of his plan. The couch. He was going to lure kaneki into a joint sitting on the couch. Sexy right? Then he was going to make sure that they sat very close. HE wanted their knobby knees to rub every now and then.
"Hey KANEKI." The man child sang, "Couch?" Kaneki nodded, and sprouted "Books?"
"Books," Hide nodded, they now sat on the couch each a book in hand. Then Hide initiated step two. He grabbed Kaneki schlong and began vigorously making it feel good. Then Kaneki turned his head towards hide blushed and then plunged his hand into Hide's pants like lightening. They were ferociously pumping the others noodle into that bliss moment. When they finished Kaneki turned into a ghoul and ate Hide. Ba dup ba ba baa He's lovin' it.