Dangerous Creatures and Scientific Evidence

by Tribble Master

E/O Challenge Shoulder. Sam brings home a pet, and yes that's great, but there is no way Dean is allowing it to go with them-- and okay, fine there's NO proof they're dangerous but this may be the proof scientists need... Happy Birthday Kiwiplasj!

Tittle: Dangerous Creatures and Scientific Evidence
Challenge: Shoulder
Disclaimer: For some reason, I got stuck with clean up.
A/N: Happy Birthday Kiwiplasj!

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"WHAT'S THAT!?! IT'S NUZZLING YOUR SHOLDER- BE CAREFUL!"

"DEAN! Calm down!"

"I REPEAT: What is it?!"

"A Unicorn, Dean. Told you they were real."

"That doesn't mean you can keep it!"

"Why not? C'mon, give me one good reason!"

"I don't want it in the Impala!"

"… But…"

"And frankly, Sasquatch I can only put up with one mythical creature following me and you're it."

"You're being ridiculous."

"No, I'm not."

"Gimme a real reason."

"I don't want rainbow shit on the carpet."

"There's no proof Unicorn's shoot rainbow's out their---"

*poot*

"…I'll be damned."

"We're not keeping it!"