Author's note: You know all those characters who were thrown out of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at one point or another? And how they don't get any attention because everybody is too worried about Augustus and Veruca to even know they exist? Well, why don't I just give them their very own fanfic and end this once and for all? *does evil laugh*
So, without further ado, I present to you the first fanfic of its kind...THE UNUSED CHARACTERS HAVE AN ADVENTURE!
One last note: You don't have to know who these people even are to read this. But it would be nice.
"Hello, I'm Marvin Prune"
The party had only just begun, but Marvin was already socializing, hoping to make a new friend. Bertie Upside smiled at him and begged him to try the snacks. "They're delicious!"
Miranda Grope swallowed a mouthful of chocolate (Bertie Upside had also told her to please try the snacks.) when she noticed a girl her age sitting against an aardvark with a pencil and five pieces of paper. (The aardvark didn't have a pencil and paper; the girl did.) Miranda went over to talk to her.
"Hello, I'm Miranda Grope. What might your name be?" Miranda G. said, trying to sound proper.
"Miranda Mary Piker" said Miranda Mary Piker, not even bothering to pick her head up from the paper.
"Let's go to the Miranda convention then!" cried Miranda G. Miranda P. did not cooperate.
"No!" she shouted. "If I leave now, I will not have time to finish my homework!"
"Do you wish to try the snacks, Miranda the greatest person in the world?" Bertie Upside asked Miranda P. "What? She told me to call her that!"
"No thank you, now is not a good time." said Miranda P. "I shall not smear my homework."
Violet Strabismus was having a good time. She had made a new friend, Elvira Entwhistle, and she kind of liked Clarence Crump. Elvira, however, had her eye on Augustus Pottle.
"He's so fat it's adorable..." Elvira sighed dreamily.
Violet and Elvira sat down at a table and whispered about everybody. After discussing Terence Roper, they laughed so hard that everybody looked at them like they were crazy. They decided now would be a good time to stop.
Now everybody was doing something. Marvin Prune was counting salad plates, Miranda Grope was farting nonstop, Violet Strabismus was eating gravel, Elvira Entwhistle was taking her pants off only to reveal more pants, Augustus Pottle was knitting, Bertie Upside was sucking his thumb, Terence Roper was doing the robot, Clarence Crump was acting like a monkey, Tommy Troutbeck was doing gymnastics, Wilbur Rice was hammering nails, and Miranda Mary Piker was swinging on the chandelier.
The kids had so much fun that before they knew it, their parents had come to get them. Tommy Troutbeck left first with his parents and baby sister Kathy.
Mr. and Mrs. Prune carted Marvin away.
Mr. Rice came in and put Wilbur into a coffin. Wilbur was lugged away into the graveyard that was their home.
When his parents came, Clarence Crump said "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" He then proceeded to sing the song "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" all the way home.
Mr. Piker came next.
"H-e-n-d-e-c-a-s-y-l-l-a-b-i-c" spelled Miranda Mary Piker. "Hendecasyllabic. It means a word that has eleven syllables."
"Fabulous, you adorable cherub." said Mr. Piker. "You will get a star for this." He took Miranda P. away in a horse-drawn carriage.
Mrs. Grope came with Miranda G.'s little brother Phineas. Miranda kicked Phineas under an imaginary table and hangglided home.
Elvira Entwhistle left with her parents. They traveled in a hot-air balloon.
Violet Strabismus left with her fat mother and wiry father. They drove a literal lemon home.
Terence Roper's older sister Julie (who was edible) came to get him. They cartwheeled home.
Augustus Pottle's grandmother came to get him. They ate fro yo as they danced home.
Bertie Upside's aunt Samantha came to fetch him. They rode a Frisbee home.
I won't continue until I get two reviews. They keep me going. So, review or don't review. I don't care if it takes ten years.