AUTHOR'S NOTE: CAW CAW
Scooby Doo decided to go to the prom without Shaggy, which was a bad idea when Shaggy heard about it.
"Oh woe is me." He muttered, sitting in the bathtub in a puffy pink dress he had ready to wear to the prom "I should die…I'm so fat…ugly, and nobody loves me…eeee" he pulled out a knife and slit his wrists.
Next he slit a finger and used the blood dripping out of it to write
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You never loved me Scooby Doo
So I pissed in your shoe
The stove is on too
Leave me a cookie'
Next, he slit his throat and laid back letting the blood drip down, slowly filling the bathtub.
Fred came into the restroom, and found Shaggy dying.
"Scooby didn't take you to the Prom again, eh Shaggy?"
Shaggy made gurgling noises before he finally died.
Fred shrugged, and left.
Two years later, nobody noticed Shaggy was missing; two years later, nobody cared Shaggy was missing; two years later, everybody drank the red wine they found in a bathtub with a shriveled up pink pickle they found in the center.
"Great wine, Scoob!" spoke Fred.
"SCOOBY-DOOBY-DOOOOO!" barked Scooby, eating the pink pickle as the ending credits came on.
THE END