I was on the phone with my friend, and suddenly came up with this. Here is it: The Gandalf Rap. It should be sung to the tune of "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

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How's it goin' Gandalf? Ok! Ok! How's it goin' Gandalf? Ok! Ok! And all the hobbits say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!

I used to be a wizard, I used to wear gray, But then this evil guy came, and he almost did slay, Me.

And so he tried to kill me, And I'm like "You wanna mess?" So I threw some fire at him, And you can guess the rest, (foo'!)

(Chorus) Some come on buds, Look at my new duds! They're shiny and white because I cleaned off all the crud! Put on your evil rings and hey! Hey! Do that wizard thing!

How's it goin' Gandalf? Ok! Ok! How's it goin' Gandalf? Ok! Ok! And all the hobbits say I'm pretty fly for a white guy!

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Well there you have it.... all my writers dignity out the window. It was worth it though! Anyway, R and R please!

P.S. I might continue it, if I get the inspiration. Keep an eye out!