The booming farts of Skpper and Private

by Sonicbronyuniversez

Disclaimer: I watched the show when I was about ten or something and I liked it a lot. I also took a huge fondness for the movie, which I think is even better than the show. I just always felt that Skipper would be good for farting, as he's pretty chubby in his own way. He's also the serious leader and all that crap. I got Private farting a lot too after his fart in the movie.

1. Beginning of a penguin's gas

The booming farts of Skipper and Private

Chapter one: Beginning of a penguin's gas

Scene cuts to Kowalski, Rico, and Private playing a game of cards in the lair.

"Got any fours Rico?" Kowalski asked, with Rico nodding his head no and Kowalski taking a card from the deck.

Skipper entered the room and sighed of relief as he stretched his back. "That sure was a relaxing time out on the roof. Zoos really do know what they're doing."

"They sure do Skipper." Kowalski replied. "Care to join us in a game of cards?"

"Couldn't hurt." Skipper said as he sat down next to Kowalski and Private with Rico starting the deck over. "Better warn ya boys. I'm like a pro when it comes to cards. I'm like a racoon when it comes to them; always trying to get the best ones and then I'll beat the-" Skipper suddenly let out an unintentional three second fish fart, making a green cloud behind him (blllllaaaaarrrrrp).

The other penguins covered their noses with Private making a surprised remark. "My Skipper. Looks like you've been eating a lot lately."

"Sorry boys; don't know how that one came out." Skipper said with a blush, but then he chuckled a bit. "Then again this is a fanfic about me and Private farting a whole bunch."

"Wait. I'll be farting a bunch too?" Private asked in a bit of shock.

"Eh, don't worry Private; the only people reading this are those who actually like the stuff." Skipper assured Private. "And whatever my butt can push out, I'll deliver it full circle!" Skipper then cut a five second moldy fish fart (phhhhhhhhhht). "Even if it smells bad, I don't care."

"Well we certainly do." Private implied while whiffing the fart scent away. "Any chance we can get some nose protection?"

"Already on it." Skipper looked at Rico. "Rico! Nose plugs!" Rico nodded and puked out some nose plugs, which he, Kowalski, and Private all put on. Although a hint of puke scent was on it, it quickly wore off once they put it on.

"Now then. Let's get on with our game." Kowalski looked at his cards and seemed confident with what he had. "Any threes Rico?" Rico handed Kowalski a three and he made a pair. "And that's how you start off a game."

Skipper felt his stomach growl and sensed a major fart coming on. "Good thing you're wearing the nose plugs." Skipper lifted his butt and ripped a five second rotten egg fart, making a yellow cloud surround the four of them (brrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuup).

Kowalski, Rico, and Private whiffed the fart away with Skipper giving off a sigh of relief as Private comments on his butt bomb with a blunt look and tone. "Skipper, that was exceptionally rude."

Skipper shrugged and looked at his cards, looking towards Private. "Got any eights there?" Private nodded his head no with Skipper grabbing another card, releasing a three second cheesy fart without moving a muscle, releasing a green cloud along with it (pffffft). "I don't know why I don't do this more often. It's pretty relaxing."

Kowalski sees this as a possible danger to the team, but also as a help in the same manner. "This new farting problem thing could go one way or the other."