Hey guys, so here's the re-write of chapter one. Like I said before, this story totally started off as a PARODY. But people seemed to like it so I decided to re-do the first few chapters so they would make more sense.

Piper's P. O. V

"I hate him!" I screeched, pacing back and forth in my cabin while Mitchell and Lacey watched with wide eyes.

I was a mess.

Red, puffy eyes, tangled hair and a tear soaked shirt along with a stuffy nose. I sighed, my breathing somewhat uneven

I can't believe he would do that, I thought he love me. Not her. That stupid daughter of Bellona.

I had known something was up as soon as the Romans had come to camp. He seemed detached in a way. Always acting so weird, spacing out, mumbling things about the war and her.

I even noticed that there were some little pink spots around his eyes, like he had a rash around his eyes, but he would always change the subject, his voice sounding tired and sleepy.

Like he was in some kind of trance.

"Piper, there must be some sort of explanation for this, Jason wouldn't just cheat on you, he's a good guy." Mitchell pleaded

"I don't even care right now. If he wants to be with her, then he can be with her, I won't stand in h-his w-way." I stuttered, almost breaking into tears again,

"I'll be right back, I'm going to the bathroom." I said

I heard the door close and looked to see Drew looking at Mitchell and Lacey with a concerned expression on her face

"What's going on guys? I heard crying" she asked, turning towards them while I hid behind the bathroom door, leaving it open just enough for me to see, but Drew not able to notice me

Mitchell and Lacey stared at her in disbelief. Was she serious? Since when had she ever cared about anybody else's feelings?

"Um, Drew," Lacey began, "Were kind of having a private talk with each other so if you could just give us a few more minutes-"Lacey stopped as Drew sent her an icy glare

I watched in confusion as Lacey and Mitchell's eyes began to glow a bright pink color and pink specks popped up around their eyes

Just like Jason.

I continued to watch as their eyes stopped glowing and she turned to Drew with a dizzy expression

"We are here to serve you." They said in unison, their voices both monotone

I stared in horror as 'Drew' morphed into a large snake looking thing with fire instead of hair.

"You are now servants to the all powerful Mother Gaea. Find that Aphrodite girl and get as close to her as possible, find her weak spots and report back to me as much as you can." The snake lady hissed

"Yes master." Mitchell and Lacey replied

The snake lady morphed back into Drew and left the room. I waited until Mitchell and Lacey left too and dashed out of my cabin, running all the way across the camp until I barged into Percy's dorm

"Percy!" I panted, "We have a problem."

So there's the first chapter, I know it was really short but on the bright side, no more parody chapters! Yay! Don't worry, I'll re-do all of the others too

Review and tell me what you thought! Thanks guys!

Xoxox, Pinky