This story was inspired when I first got Marth and Roy because they are too
cool for school!! Well......not really in this case I guess.....and if you
are one of those people who write Marth and Roy fics...nothing against you
because I'm a horny little demon, but in this fic they are straight!!! Oh
yeah, and last time I posted this story, it got deleted and I could not
upload anything!!! I really don't know why, so if you read this before it
got Ka-powed before, some things maybe different, because I'm changing a
couple of things, and hoping I've done the right thing. If you are a
Mod/Admin and reading this, I beg you to tell me what I have actually done
wrong, because this story means a lot to me, and I really like writing
it!!!
Disclaimer : I do not own, Marth, Roy, Game cube, Nintendo, SSBM, everything else I've used which ain't mine. I do however own Jasmine and Elasxa and their moves! ^_^. . . . . . well, apart from punches and kicks but whoever invented that is now probably dead and didn't have a contract so nerr!
Super smash Brothers Academy - The school with a difference.
--Jasmine--
Don't even ask me how we got here. Even I can't remember, and I'm the one who got thrown in with this bunch of computer game characters. Heck, I know it's random, but I guess that's what happens when you fall asleep in front of SSBM while playing with your best friend. Apparently I was still playing in my sleep and then Elasxa had done the same thing.
When I woke up, Elasxa and I were in a room surrounded by these people. We'd quickly fitted in, apparently possessing powers, and worthy of fighting. I hadn't known what they were talking about until some vagabond with spiky red hair had pinched my butt, and been blown against the wall by a white beam of light, which I later found had been caused by me yelling "MOONBEAM!". Or.....something like that.
"Jaz!!", Elasxa yelled, poking me in the ribs. "Mr. Game&Watch asked you a question!". My thoughts still dancing around my vision, I looked up to see the black figure at the front on the class, tapping his foot loudly.
"Sorry, Mr. G, what was the question?". He sighed irritably, and repeated the question amidst random bleeps and clicks. "Jasmine, What is an attack called when it is doubled in strength?", he said. He'd never liked me, stupid teacher.
"A smash attack".
"Yes, well done", he said quickly, turning and writing out on the board how to perform an attack. I slumped over my desk again and turned my head to look at Marth. God almighty he was hot.Suddenly he looked up at me and grinned. I turned a nice shade of scarlet and looked away.
Elasxa was making a loud complaint about how annoying Link and Zelda were at the back, always talking and giggling and being complete gaylords the whole lesson. Roy was staring dreamily at Elasxa. Roy was one of my best friends, although we were always fighting, it was just for fun, random yelling matches that always ended up with us leaning on each other for support, while crying with laughter. Elasxa on the other hand was my best friend. I know it looks like she's quite whiney and teachers pet at the moment, but she's completely mental.
"Hey Jasmine!". Aah...here comes an example, "Manshe is looking at you again". As always she was referring to Marth, and how he was a shemale...so WHAT if he wore a headband! I think he is cute! I looked back at Link, also in my line of hot guys, just.......he was with Zelda...He looked up and winked at me. I sort of rolled my eyes and got back to work, probably just taking the piss out of me again.
Finally the bell rang for the end of school, Yes!
We all packed our stuff into our bags and began filing out of the classroom. I nearly tripped over Young link and after a quick apology ran to my locker. I shoved everything in to the mess and shut it, sealing it with the code before turning around. Roy and Elasxa were running towards me, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!", they yelled. I laughed and had to side step, they skidded to a halt and crashed into Marth.
Oh crap.
"Marth! Are you okay?", I said bending down and looking at him.
"Yeah..yeah I'm fine", he looked a bit dazed, but just got up.
"Sorry bro!", Roy laughed, putting his hand around Elasxa's waist. Mewtwo was drifting down the corridor and saw us. He was the equivalent of Snape from Harry Potter.
"What is going on?". He said looking at us blankly.
"Nothing sir, we were just leaving". Roy said without fear.
"Good", Mewtwo said simply. "Oh and Elasxa, if that report on Meteor attacks is not in by tomorrow, you'll be having a long haul in detention!". Elasxa didn't even bother to retaliate, and he carried on down the hall. We all walked outside into the courtyard. Zelda and Peach were sitting on the fountain talking. The four of us ignored them and their stupid giggling, and walked on by.
"God almighty, Zelda is such a bimbo!", said Roy, angrily, once we were out of earshot, under the arch below the clock tower which lead out into town. He always pretended to ignore insults hurled at him, but deep inside he was going berserk. I sighed and smiled, looking back at him, "Everyone loves a pretty blonde".
"Personally I prefer darker hair", said Marth quietly.
"Ooooh! Jasmine has Black hair! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!", Elasxa said stupidly.
"We didn't notice", Roy laughed, rolling his eyes. "Well I love red hair! Dark red hair!".
"Oh Roy!", cried Laxy (As we liked to call her) as she immediately pushed him against the wall and began to French him. Me and Marth looked at each other and shrugged before carrying on.
The town was certainly unlike any other I had encountered when I lived in the normal world, the houses ranged from castle/medieval style, to hi-tech bounty hunter dwellings. Laxy and I lived in a normal house you would find in our world. Roy and Marth shared an apartment in a castle, above Link and young Link's apartment. It led to so many stupid rumours being passed around that they were gay, but that had stopped as soon as Roy had been hammered against a wall by my attack for pinching my butt and after he had asked Laxy to be his girlfriend. There was still some speculation about Marth, but I highly doubted it. For one, when I'd asked him which top to wear, he had said. "Umm.aah..Purple one", when it was clearly lilac and had DKNY across it in huge letters. Honestly.
I guess Zelda had started those rumours just because Marth didn't happen to have the hots for her. That was the general rule, if you don't 'have the hots' for Zelda, you're gay. It's really sad, she irritates me quite a lot. I have to hand it to her, she's an amazing fighter, but she needs a life.
"Hey guys, wassup?", said sheik, moving out of the shadows. Unlike in the game, Zelda and sheik weren't the same person, they were brother and sister, and Sheik was a guy. Oh yeah, and he was way nicer.
"Hey sheik, long time no see". Marth said.
"Yeah I know", the mysterious man said with a shrug. "I've been busy, Ganondorf has been causing trouble around town again".
"Oh god", I sighed.
"Yeah, he keeps trying to break into a Unisex beauty parlour, Heck knows why".
"You need sex?", said Roy coming over. "Why, I had sex yesterday!". I looked at Laxy, stunned. She blushed furiously and shrugged.
"No you bonehead!", said Marth, "U-N-I sex. Unisex".
Even though I was quite shocked that my best friend had something quite serious to tell me, I couldn't stop laughing because Roy was just so ridiculous. Even Sheik's red eyes were shining with a smile, but we'd never heard him laugh. "Anyway, I'm going to head off and find my stupid sister, chatting no doubt with her fellow princess", said Sheik dismissively, before disappearing without another word.
"Come on Laxy, we better get back and get you to actually start that essay, or Mewtwo will shadow ball you to death."
Elasxa was listening, but was far too busy playing tonsil tennis with Roy. "Well, Bye Marth", I said with a shy smile.
"Bye Jasmine, see you tomorrow", he said. We both hesitated, and then turned away from each other, heading off to our various abodes.
I was just unlocking the door when Elasxa came running up, out of breath. "Now, Lax, are you out of breath because you've been getting busy with Roy, or did you actually run to catch up with me?".
"What the hell do you think? Both of course!".
"So that's why you haven't been getting homework done, you've been screwing Roy boy, the toy boy", I laughed.
"Well! No! That's not the reason! It's just.Maybe it is! But what kind of excuse is that to give to Mewtwo. 'Sorry sir! I've been getting some! I can't do my work and get laid at the same time!'. I mean really!".
I entered the hall, laughing. I didn't have any assignments or homework at the moment, so I'd promised to help Laxy.
~*~*~
"Maaarth!", Roy said, leaping in the door after his friend. "It's SOOOOOOOO Obvious you fancy the friggin' pants and panties off Jasmine!!!".
"Roy.shut up".
"It's true! It's true! I know it is, because if it wasn't, you would of come up with a way, way, WAY better comeback then that!".
Marth turned and gave Roy a withering look, but it didn't work.
"Come ON man!! For crying out loud to the mountains! SING! Think about that Long, thick. wavy black hair, those sparkling, deep, ocean blue eyes...and that ass.....".
"ROY!".
"LOOK! LOOK!! Getting defensive! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!". Roy screeched.
Marth sighed and sat down wearily. "Look, you're just getting over excited because you got some last night".
"WELL WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME ASWELL AND JOIN ME IN HYPERNESS!!!". Roy said, jumping up and down, flames beginning to sprout around his body.
Marth was beginning to become irritated. "Jasmine doesn't like me".
"HELL-OOO!! Jasmine's best friend speaking here! She really likes you!!".
"No seriously Roy."
"Look Marth, we need to sort out one thing here...Do YOU like Jasmine?".
Marth hesitated. "Umm...well....yes". He finally admitted. Roy sprinted to the window and flung it open. "MARTH LIKES JA-..". He managed to call out, before being flung backwards into an armchair and held at sword-point.
"If you dare...I will KO you with such force your hair will fall out".
Roy finally got the point. "Ok, ok chill, I was just messing with you. Jeez." He sighed, and became serious. "Look Marth, quite honestly, you have to chill and talk to her, she's really cool. She's as cool as hell! But the longer you leave it, she'll loose hope in you and go with...Someone else! I mean, we all know that Link likes her too, but he's stuck with Zelda, and I don't want Link to ask her, because he'll just use her probably, he's such a jerk sometimes I mean, Holy hell, what is with his taunt?". Roy finished his sentence, giving a demonstration, by tossing back his hair and making a 'valley girl "Uh!"' noise.
Marth sighed and looked down.
"C'mon, Jaz rules. She's funny, smart...".
"Then why didn't you ask her out?", challenged Marth.
"Truthfully Marth old chap, I think I'm far too much for her too handle, and she penalised me last time I tried anything. Besides, for me, Elasxa is girlfriend material. Jasmine is best friend material."
Marth smiled, thinking about Jasmine, how beautiful she was, how sweet her smile was, how kind she could be, what a good fighter she was...
Roy noticed his friend going into a dream like state and backed away quietly, to let him think things over. He had watched Marth gradually falling over Jasmine for the five months he'd been going out with Elasxa. It was painful in a way, Marth had become so quiet, and thoughtful, the only thing on his mind was the black haired beauty. Another thing that worried Roy was the fact that Zelda was so threatening.
Any other girl that took away the chance of another suitor to add to her list was immediately in trouble. She'd tried that with Laxy, but stopped because it didn't work, and for some reason Elasxa loved it when people insulted her, it just made her laugh, so Zelda gave up and had to deal with it, as Roy had threatened her to do so, before KO-ing her viciously in a match. Problem was, Jasmine was far more liable to feeling threatened and getting hurt, as she was far more sensible and sensitive than her best friend.
Roy turned back to Marth who was staring out the window with a slight smile on his face. The red haired man laughed, causing his friend to snap to attention.
"What the hell is so funny?", Marth said irritably.
"Nothing, nothing, just tuned in at the part where you were seducing her to bed".
"Roy...I know perfectly well you don't have any such thing as psychic abilities, but sometimes I'm not so sure you're all fire and sword", Marth said with a lopsided grin.
~*~*~
"YES! I am the supreme Meteorist!", Laxy yelled, throwing her arms up in the air, letting of her pen halfway which smacked onto my head.
"Ouch.", I muttered with a sigh, rubbing the place where it had made contact.
"I've finished! Now I can go see Roy!", she got up from her chair.
"Not so fast Oh horny one, you've seen him enough lately, give the poor guy a rest." I laughed.
"What does that mean?".
"It means that after the poor guy has had to deal with you, he needs to recover!". She giggled. "Shh! It's a secret!". I shook my head and turned on the TV. Elasxa sat down next to me on the couch.
"Today in Cubetopia, Fox McCloud has done it again by saving Dinosaur planet with the help of the prince Earthwalker, Tricky!". The news reporter told us.
"How nice!", Elasxa said gleefully, changing the channel. There was a report on all the old game boy games. Mario ran across the screen jumping on Goombas, while we began to talk. "Why didn't you tell me?".
"Well actually I sneaked out while you were asleep and went over to his place . . .And I wasn't about to come back and wake you up and yell in your ear that I've been a naughty girl!".
"Knowing you, I would have expected you to do that, but I'm glad you didn't".
"Exactly. . . . . so. . . . Come on, you have to tell me about Marth".
I Blushed, "There's nothing to tell!".
"Apart from the fact you are so totally falling for him".
I shook my head and ignored it. Getting a boyfriend would just mess everything up, if I was put in a match with him, we'd stand there just not touching each other. Zelda would make sure that my life was hell. I wouldn't get on with my work in class, everyone knew Zelda was smart, but she sat there getting C- because her and Link never ever shut up!
I sighed and sat back, looking out of the window. It was a warm summer evening, some people were still out, getting their last groceries or just taking a walk. Elasxa had found something about Earthbound on the TV and was laughing as Ness scurried around the screen. I rolled my eyes and got up, to prepare something to eat for dinner.
"Ok Laxy, I think I'm gonna get an early night, because I'm really tired, no sneaking out to see Roy, understand?".
"What if he comes here?".
"Then. . . . . . Gah! Damn you! I don't care, just don't scream and moan too loud ok?".
"Yes mom!", Said Laxy, turning back to the screen, rolling her eyes.
"The pressure of being an 18 year old mother!", I muttered. Elasxa was like my sister, but I was always the one telling her off and acting the parent.
When dinner was finished, we ate quickly, watching the Earthbound documentary.
When it was finished, I was tired so I left Laxy watching the history of the Triforce.
I changed into my night clothes and got into bed, snuggling down between the sheets. I turned the light off and all was peaceful and silent. The sweet smell of the cooling summer air drifted in and out through the windows.
'Damn', said my subconscious just as I drifted into sleep, 'The training matches are tomorrow. . . . .'.
~*~*~
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Disclaimer : I do not own, Marth, Roy, Game cube, Nintendo, SSBM, everything else I've used which ain't mine. I do however own Jasmine and Elasxa and their moves! ^_^. . . . . . well, apart from punches and kicks but whoever invented that is now probably dead and didn't have a contract so nerr!
Super smash Brothers Academy - The school with a difference.
--Jasmine--
Don't even ask me how we got here. Even I can't remember, and I'm the one who got thrown in with this bunch of computer game characters. Heck, I know it's random, but I guess that's what happens when you fall asleep in front of SSBM while playing with your best friend. Apparently I was still playing in my sleep and then Elasxa had done the same thing.
When I woke up, Elasxa and I were in a room surrounded by these people. We'd quickly fitted in, apparently possessing powers, and worthy of fighting. I hadn't known what they were talking about until some vagabond with spiky red hair had pinched my butt, and been blown against the wall by a white beam of light, which I later found had been caused by me yelling "MOONBEAM!". Or.....something like that.
"Jaz!!", Elasxa yelled, poking me in the ribs. "Mr. Game&Watch asked you a question!". My thoughts still dancing around my vision, I looked up to see the black figure at the front on the class, tapping his foot loudly.
"Sorry, Mr. G, what was the question?". He sighed irritably, and repeated the question amidst random bleeps and clicks. "Jasmine, What is an attack called when it is doubled in strength?", he said. He'd never liked me, stupid teacher.
"A smash attack".
"Yes, well done", he said quickly, turning and writing out on the board how to perform an attack. I slumped over my desk again and turned my head to look at Marth. God almighty he was hot.Suddenly he looked up at me and grinned. I turned a nice shade of scarlet and looked away.
Elasxa was making a loud complaint about how annoying Link and Zelda were at the back, always talking and giggling and being complete gaylords the whole lesson. Roy was staring dreamily at Elasxa. Roy was one of my best friends, although we were always fighting, it was just for fun, random yelling matches that always ended up with us leaning on each other for support, while crying with laughter. Elasxa on the other hand was my best friend. I know it looks like she's quite whiney and teachers pet at the moment, but she's completely mental.
"Hey Jasmine!". Aah...here comes an example, "Manshe is looking at you again". As always she was referring to Marth, and how he was a shemale...so WHAT if he wore a headband! I think he is cute! I looked back at Link, also in my line of hot guys, just.......he was with Zelda...He looked up and winked at me. I sort of rolled my eyes and got back to work, probably just taking the piss out of me again.
Finally the bell rang for the end of school, Yes!
We all packed our stuff into our bags and began filing out of the classroom. I nearly tripped over Young link and after a quick apology ran to my locker. I shoved everything in to the mess and shut it, sealing it with the code before turning around. Roy and Elasxa were running towards me, "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!", they yelled. I laughed and had to side step, they skidded to a halt and crashed into Marth.
Oh crap.
"Marth! Are you okay?", I said bending down and looking at him.
"Yeah..yeah I'm fine", he looked a bit dazed, but just got up.
"Sorry bro!", Roy laughed, putting his hand around Elasxa's waist. Mewtwo was drifting down the corridor and saw us. He was the equivalent of Snape from Harry Potter.
"What is going on?". He said looking at us blankly.
"Nothing sir, we were just leaving". Roy said without fear.
"Good", Mewtwo said simply. "Oh and Elasxa, if that report on Meteor attacks is not in by tomorrow, you'll be having a long haul in detention!". Elasxa didn't even bother to retaliate, and he carried on down the hall. We all walked outside into the courtyard. Zelda and Peach were sitting on the fountain talking. The four of us ignored them and their stupid giggling, and walked on by.
"God almighty, Zelda is such a bimbo!", said Roy, angrily, once we were out of earshot, under the arch below the clock tower which lead out into town. He always pretended to ignore insults hurled at him, but deep inside he was going berserk. I sighed and smiled, looking back at him, "Everyone loves a pretty blonde".
"Personally I prefer darker hair", said Marth quietly.
"Ooooh! Jasmine has Black hair! Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!", Elasxa said stupidly.
"We didn't notice", Roy laughed, rolling his eyes. "Well I love red hair! Dark red hair!".
"Oh Roy!", cried Laxy (As we liked to call her) as she immediately pushed him against the wall and began to French him. Me and Marth looked at each other and shrugged before carrying on.
The town was certainly unlike any other I had encountered when I lived in the normal world, the houses ranged from castle/medieval style, to hi-tech bounty hunter dwellings. Laxy and I lived in a normal house you would find in our world. Roy and Marth shared an apartment in a castle, above Link and young Link's apartment. It led to so many stupid rumours being passed around that they were gay, but that had stopped as soon as Roy had been hammered against a wall by my attack for pinching my butt and after he had asked Laxy to be his girlfriend. There was still some speculation about Marth, but I highly doubted it. For one, when I'd asked him which top to wear, he had said. "Umm.aah..Purple one", when it was clearly lilac and had DKNY across it in huge letters. Honestly.
I guess Zelda had started those rumours just because Marth didn't happen to have the hots for her. That was the general rule, if you don't 'have the hots' for Zelda, you're gay. It's really sad, she irritates me quite a lot. I have to hand it to her, she's an amazing fighter, but she needs a life.
"Hey guys, wassup?", said sheik, moving out of the shadows. Unlike in the game, Zelda and sheik weren't the same person, they were brother and sister, and Sheik was a guy. Oh yeah, and he was way nicer.
"Hey sheik, long time no see". Marth said.
"Yeah I know", the mysterious man said with a shrug. "I've been busy, Ganondorf has been causing trouble around town again".
"Oh god", I sighed.
"Yeah, he keeps trying to break into a Unisex beauty parlour, Heck knows why".
"You need sex?", said Roy coming over. "Why, I had sex yesterday!". I looked at Laxy, stunned. She blushed furiously and shrugged.
"No you bonehead!", said Marth, "U-N-I sex. Unisex".
Even though I was quite shocked that my best friend had something quite serious to tell me, I couldn't stop laughing because Roy was just so ridiculous. Even Sheik's red eyes were shining with a smile, but we'd never heard him laugh. "Anyway, I'm going to head off and find my stupid sister, chatting no doubt with her fellow princess", said Sheik dismissively, before disappearing without another word.
"Come on Laxy, we better get back and get you to actually start that essay, or Mewtwo will shadow ball you to death."
Elasxa was listening, but was far too busy playing tonsil tennis with Roy. "Well, Bye Marth", I said with a shy smile.
"Bye Jasmine, see you tomorrow", he said. We both hesitated, and then turned away from each other, heading off to our various abodes.
I was just unlocking the door when Elasxa came running up, out of breath. "Now, Lax, are you out of breath because you've been getting busy with Roy, or did you actually run to catch up with me?".
"What the hell do you think? Both of course!".
"So that's why you haven't been getting homework done, you've been screwing Roy boy, the toy boy", I laughed.
"Well! No! That's not the reason! It's just.Maybe it is! But what kind of excuse is that to give to Mewtwo. 'Sorry sir! I've been getting some! I can't do my work and get laid at the same time!'. I mean really!".
I entered the hall, laughing. I didn't have any assignments or homework at the moment, so I'd promised to help Laxy.
~*~*~
"Maaarth!", Roy said, leaping in the door after his friend. "It's SOOOOOOOO Obvious you fancy the friggin' pants and panties off Jasmine!!!".
"Roy.shut up".
"It's true! It's true! I know it is, because if it wasn't, you would of come up with a way, way, WAY better comeback then that!".
Marth turned and gave Roy a withering look, but it didn't work.
"Come ON man!! For crying out loud to the mountains! SING! Think about that Long, thick. wavy black hair, those sparkling, deep, ocean blue eyes...and that ass.....".
"ROY!".
"LOOK! LOOK!! Getting defensive! DUN DUN DUUUUUN!!!". Roy screeched.
Marth sighed and sat down wearily. "Look, you're just getting over excited because you got some last night".
"WELL WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME ASWELL AND JOIN ME IN HYPERNESS!!!". Roy said, jumping up and down, flames beginning to sprout around his body.
Marth was beginning to become irritated. "Jasmine doesn't like me".
"HELL-OOO!! Jasmine's best friend speaking here! She really likes you!!".
"No seriously Roy."
"Look Marth, we need to sort out one thing here...Do YOU like Jasmine?".
Marth hesitated. "Umm...well....yes". He finally admitted. Roy sprinted to the window and flung it open. "MARTH LIKES JA-..". He managed to call out, before being flung backwards into an armchair and held at sword-point.
"If you dare...I will KO you with such force your hair will fall out".
Roy finally got the point. "Ok, ok chill, I was just messing with you. Jeez." He sighed, and became serious. "Look Marth, quite honestly, you have to chill and talk to her, she's really cool. She's as cool as hell! But the longer you leave it, she'll loose hope in you and go with...Someone else! I mean, we all know that Link likes her too, but he's stuck with Zelda, and I don't want Link to ask her, because he'll just use her probably, he's such a jerk sometimes I mean, Holy hell, what is with his taunt?". Roy finished his sentence, giving a demonstration, by tossing back his hair and making a 'valley girl "Uh!"' noise.
Marth sighed and looked down.
"C'mon, Jaz rules. She's funny, smart...".
"Then why didn't you ask her out?", challenged Marth.
"Truthfully Marth old chap, I think I'm far too much for her too handle, and she penalised me last time I tried anything. Besides, for me, Elasxa is girlfriend material. Jasmine is best friend material."
Marth smiled, thinking about Jasmine, how beautiful she was, how sweet her smile was, how kind she could be, what a good fighter she was...
Roy noticed his friend going into a dream like state and backed away quietly, to let him think things over. He had watched Marth gradually falling over Jasmine for the five months he'd been going out with Elasxa. It was painful in a way, Marth had become so quiet, and thoughtful, the only thing on his mind was the black haired beauty. Another thing that worried Roy was the fact that Zelda was so threatening.
Any other girl that took away the chance of another suitor to add to her list was immediately in trouble. She'd tried that with Laxy, but stopped because it didn't work, and for some reason Elasxa loved it when people insulted her, it just made her laugh, so Zelda gave up and had to deal with it, as Roy had threatened her to do so, before KO-ing her viciously in a match. Problem was, Jasmine was far more liable to feeling threatened and getting hurt, as she was far more sensible and sensitive than her best friend.
Roy turned back to Marth who was staring out the window with a slight smile on his face. The red haired man laughed, causing his friend to snap to attention.
"What the hell is so funny?", Marth said irritably.
"Nothing, nothing, just tuned in at the part where you were seducing her to bed".
"Roy...I know perfectly well you don't have any such thing as psychic abilities, but sometimes I'm not so sure you're all fire and sword", Marth said with a lopsided grin.
~*~*~
"YES! I am the supreme Meteorist!", Laxy yelled, throwing her arms up in the air, letting of her pen halfway which smacked onto my head.
"Ouch.", I muttered with a sigh, rubbing the place where it had made contact.
"I've finished! Now I can go see Roy!", she got up from her chair.
"Not so fast Oh horny one, you've seen him enough lately, give the poor guy a rest." I laughed.
"What does that mean?".
"It means that after the poor guy has had to deal with you, he needs to recover!". She giggled. "Shh! It's a secret!". I shook my head and turned on the TV. Elasxa sat down next to me on the couch.
"Today in Cubetopia, Fox McCloud has done it again by saving Dinosaur planet with the help of the prince Earthwalker, Tricky!". The news reporter told us.
"How nice!", Elasxa said gleefully, changing the channel. There was a report on all the old game boy games. Mario ran across the screen jumping on Goombas, while we began to talk. "Why didn't you tell me?".
"Well actually I sneaked out while you were asleep and went over to his place . . .And I wasn't about to come back and wake you up and yell in your ear that I've been a naughty girl!".
"Knowing you, I would have expected you to do that, but I'm glad you didn't".
"Exactly. . . . . so. . . . Come on, you have to tell me about Marth".
I Blushed, "There's nothing to tell!".
"Apart from the fact you are so totally falling for him".
I shook my head and ignored it. Getting a boyfriend would just mess everything up, if I was put in a match with him, we'd stand there just not touching each other. Zelda would make sure that my life was hell. I wouldn't get on with my work in class, everyone knew Zelda was smart, but she sat there getting C- because her and Link never ever shut up!
I sighed and sat back, looking out of the window. It was a warm summer evening, some people were still out, getting their last groceries or just taking a walk. Elasxa had found something about Earthbound on the TV and was laughing as Ness scurried around the screen. I rolled my eyes and got up, to prepare something to eat for dinner.
"Ok Laxy, I think I'm gonna get an early night, because I'm really tired, no sneaking out to see Roy, understand?".
"What if he comes here?".
"Then. . . . . . Gah! Damn you! I don't care, just don't scream and moan too loud ok?".
"Yes mom!", Said Laxy, turning back to the screen, rolling her eyes.
"The pressure of being an 18 year old mother!", I muttered. Elasxa was like my sister, but I was always the one telling her off and acting the parent.
When dinner was finished, we ate quickly, watching the Earthbound documentary.
When it was finished, I was tired so I left Laxy watching the history of the Triforce.
I changed into my night clothes and got into bed, snuggling down between the sheets. I turned the light off and all was peaceful and silent. The sweet smell of the cooling summer air drifted in and out through the windows.
'Damn', said my subconscious just as I drifted into sleep, 'The training matches are tomorrow. . . . .'.
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