::::Disclaimer::: I do not, I repeat, do not own Evangelion. Otherwise I'd
be extremely rich, which would be nice, and then I'd buy myself a house or
two, a cool car.do I really have to go into the details?
Note: I just want to say thanks to my friend Chandler for coming up with some ideas for the story! Author's Rant: Ah yes.the famous author's rant. Well, the idea for this fanfic actually came when I was standing in a really long line to pay for my food at school. My friend was right next to me, and we were talking about anime we liked. I was going to say, "Evangelion is one of my favorites." Somehow, that came out as "Evanjelly-on is one of my favorites." From then on, my friend and I called Evangelion "Evanjelly", and the name inspired me to write a story about Evanjelly. Now read the story before I command my army of rabid monkeys to attack you! And remember to review after. No flames though. Or else my army of rabid monkeys and my rabid squirrel army will come to get you while you are sleeping.Have a nice day! ^_^ One last thing: Sorry if the characters go out of character. And I'm sorry if there's a story out there like this one. I don't mean to plagiarize, I just didn't know it was out there.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- The government claims that it was meteor. NERV says it was an Angel. But we know better. We know the truth behind the Second Impact. The thing that caused, it was horrible. Really horrible. And now.the Jellies are back!
::::::Neon Genesis Evanjelly:::::: A Phone Call::::::
It had been a while since the Angels were defeated. Now Tokyo-3 was a happy place where everybody had random outbreaks of singing. And the worst thing was.they were singing about love and peace.
"Hmm, it's really stuffy in here," Misato said to herself. She then opened a window and took a deep breath. "Ah, fresh air!"
Asuka, who a minute ago was calmly reading a book for school, was now running towards the window, screaming. "AH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!" At first, Misato didn't understand what was the matter. Then, she heard a strange chanting outside. She listened carefully. It only took hearing "I love you/ you love me/ we're a happy family" before Misato forcefully shut the window.
"Ugh! This "love and peace" garbage is driving me insane!" Misato yelled. She then looked down and noticed that Asuka was on the floor in a fetal position, rocking back and forth.
"Think happy thoughts.think happy thoughts," Asuka was saying to herself.
All of a sudden, the phone rang. Shinji, who was conveniently sitting next to it, picked it up.
"Hello. Is this Rudy's Pizza?" a voice asked.
"Um.no?"
"Oh. Well, is this the Kasturagi residence?"
"Yes."
"Well then, it is I, Gendo Ikari, your leader!"
"Daddy?"
"Um, no. This is Gendo Ikari. Anyway, I need to speak to Major Katsuragi."
"Oh, well," Shinji looked around and saw Misato trying to calm Asuka down, "she's kind of.occupied right now."
"Hmm, I see. Well tell her that I need her, the Third Child, and the Second Child at NERV Headquarters. Go tell her right now so I have a chance to hang up on you without you noticing. Go on. Come on. Go." A really confused Shinji hung up.
"There is no way I am related to him."
About an hour later, Misato, Asuka, and Shinji were down at Gendo's office. "I have called you three here today to tell you that you are once again needed for NERV. There seems to be a new trouble that we must fight."
"More Angels?" Shinji asked, his eyes widening.
"No, turkey. I said a new trouble. Tsk tsk, young people these days. They never listen.Anyway, along with finding a new trouble to fight, we also discovered the true reason why there was a Second Impact."
"So what's the reason? What's the trouble?" Misato asked.
"Jelly." Misato, Shinji, and Asuka burst into laughter, while Gendo kept a straight face.
"So, how did you come across that conclusion?" Misato asked.
"Well I wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch today. I opened up the fridge to get some jelly. Anyway, it turned out I've been ordering takeout for years so I found a HUGE mold fungus thing. I put on a radioactive protection suit and went to find the source. The jelly that was in my fridge since 1703 grew a radioactive fungus. It seeped through the cracks in the fridge and is now in the sewer system. They are developing into many intelligent jellies!"
"And how do you know this?" Asuka asked Gendo.
"I took a sample and studied it. They develop into those intelligent jellies every 15 seconds. One of them attacked my hand. It ate through the radioactive suit and its radioactive abilities made it attack all my cells to turn me into a jelly. Well, I used this untested anti-active liquid. It stopped the jelly from spreading, but it didn't get rid of it. That is the real reason I have a gooey spot in the middle of my right hand. It is not an embryo. I ate that."
"Wow. That's serious," Shinji said.
"Yes it is. And that's why I need you, Third Child, and you Second Child. I have already talked to the First Child and told her to help me. She agreed without hesitation."
"Gee, I wonder why," Asuka murmured.
"So, will you help me?" Gendo asked Asuka and Shinji.
"I guess," Asuka sighed. Shinji nodded.
"Now, what about the cause of Second Impact?" Misato asked.
"Ah yes. We soon learned that in the year 2000, there was an old man that lived on a little remote island somewhere near Japan. He too had ordered a lot of take out in his life and his fridge too had radioactive mold all over it. The radioactive jelly escaped and traveled all the way to Antarctica. When the humans found one and mistook it for God, the jelly got 'mad' and starting attacking them. Then Second Impact happened. It wiped out most of humanity, as well as all of.all of.jellyanity."
"Is that a real word?" Shinji asked.
"Hush foolish boy! So, all of the jellies were wiped out. But no, we couldn't have peace, so the jelly in my fridge grew the same radioactive fungus. And now the Evangelion pilots must battle these jellies or else humanity is destroyed. And this time I mean it. Not like last time where we actually lived. Do you understand?" Asuka and Shinji nodded. "Okay, well that was it. You can go now."
As the three were walking out of Gendo's office, Gendo smiled and waved at them. "Bye bye!" This made them quicken their pace.
Note: I just want to say thanks to my friend Chandler for coming up with some ideas for the story! Author's Rant: Ah yes.the famous author's rant. Well, the idea for this fanfic actually came when I was standing in a really long line to pay for my food at school. My friend was right next to me, and we were talking about anime we liked. I was going to say, "Evangelion is one of my favorites." Somehow, that came out as "Evanjelly-on is one of my favorites." From then on, my friend and I called Evangelion "Evanjelly", and the name inspired me to write a story about Evanjelly. Now read the story before I command my army of rabid monkeys to attack you! And remember to review after. No flames though. Or else my army of rabid monkeys and my rabid squirrel army will come to get you while you are sleeping.Have a nice day! ^_^ One last thing: Sorry if the characters go out of character. And I'm sorry if there's a story out there like this one. I don't mean to plagiarize, I just didn't know it was out there.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------- The government claims that it was meteor. NERV says it was an Angel. But we know better. We know the truth behind the Second Impact. The thing that caused, it was horrible. Really horrible. And now.the Jellies are back!
::::::Neon Genesis Evanjelly:::::: A Phone Call::::::
It had been a while since the Angels were defeated. Now Tokyo-3 was a happy place where everybody had random outbreaks of singing. And the worst thing was.they were singing about love and peace.
"Hmm, it's really stuffy in here," Misato said to herself. She then opened a window and took a deep breath. "Ah, fresh air!"
Asuka, who a minute ago was calmly reading a book for school, was now running towards the window, screaming. "AH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!" At first, Misato didn't understand what was the matter. Then, she heard a strange chanting outside. She listened carefully. It only took hearing "I love you/ you love me/ we're a happy family" before Misato forcefully shut the window.
"Ugh! This "love and peace" garbage is driving me insane!" Misato yelled. She then looked down and noticed that Asuka was on the floor in a fetal position, rocking back and forth.
"Think happy thoughts.think happy thoughts," Asuka was saying to herself.
All of a sudden, the phone rang. Shinji, who was conveniently sitting next to it, picked it up.
"Hello. Is this Rudy's Pizza?" a voice asked.
"Um.no?"
"Oh. Well, is this the Kasturagi residence?"
"Yes."
"Well then, it is I, Gendo Ikari, your leader!"
"Daddy?"
"Um, no. This is Gendo Ikari. Anyway, I need to speak to Major Katsuragi."
"Oh, well," Shinji looked around and saw Misato trying to calm Asuka down, "she's kind of.occupied right now."
"Hmm, I see. Well tell her that I need her, the Third Child, and the Second Child at NERV Headquarters. Go tell her right now so I have a chance to hang up on you without you noticing. Go on. Come on. Go." A really confused Shinji hung up.
"There is no way I am related to him."
About an hour later, Misato, Asuka, and Shinji were down at Gendo's office. "I have called you three here today to tell you that you are once again needed for NERV. There seems to be a new trouble that we must fight."
"More Angels?" Shinji asked, his eyes widening.
"No, turkey. I said a new trouble. Tsk tsk, young people these days. They never listen.Anyway, along with finding a new trouble to fight, we also discovered the true reason why there was a Second Impact."
"So what's the reason? What's the trouble?" Misato asked.
"Jelly." Misato, Shinji, and Asuka burst into laughter, while Gendo kept a straight face.
"So, how did you come across that conclusion?" Misato asked.
"Well I wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch today. I opened up the fridge to get some jelly. Anyway, it turned out I've been ordering takeout for years so I found a HUGE mold fungus thing. I put on a radioactive protection suit and went to find the source. The jelly that was in my fridge since 1703 grew a radioactive fungus. It seeped through the cracks in the fridge and is now in the sewer system. They are developing into many intelligent jellies!"
"And how do you know this?" Asuka asked Gendo.
"I took a sample and studied it. They develop into those intelligent jellies every 15 seconds. One of them attacked my hand. It ate through the radioactive suit and its radioactive abilities made it attack all my cells to turn me into a jelly. Well, I used this untested anti-active liquid. It stopped the jelly from spreading, but it didn't get rid of it. That is the real reason I have a gooey spot in the middle of my right hand. It is not an embryo. I ate that."
"Wow. That's serious," Shinji said.
"Yes it is. And that's why I need you, Third Child, and you Second Child. I have already talked to the First Child and told her to help me. She agreed without hesitation."
"Gee, I wonder why," Asuka murmured.
"So, will you help me?" Gendo asked Asuka and Shinji.
"I guess," Asuka sighed. Shinji nodded.
"Now, what about the cause of Second Impact?" Misato asked.
"Ah yes. We soon learned that in the year 2000, there was an old man that lived on a little remote island somewhere near Japan. He too had ordered a lot of take out in his life and his fridge too had radioactive mold all over it. The radioactive jelly escaped and traveled all the way to Antarctica. When the humans found one and mistook it for God, the jelly got 'mad' and starting attacking them. Then Second Impact happened. It wiped out most of humanity, as well as all of.all of.jellyanity."
"Is that a real word?" Shinji asked.
"Hush foolish boy! So, all of the jellies were wiped out. But no, we couldn't have peace, so the jelly in my fridge grew the same radioactive fungus. And now the Evangelion pilots must battle these jellies or else humanity is destroyed. And this time I mean it. Not like last time where we actually lived. Do you understand?" Asuka and Shinji nodded. "Okay, well that was it. You can go now."
As the three were walking out of Gendo's office, Gendo smiled and waved at them. "Bye bye!" This made them quicken their pace.