Prologue: Why me?
"What do you mean the door is locked!"
"Meaning it is NOT opening. How can you be so blond."
"I'm gonna hit you."
"No you're not." Wham. "That fucking hurt."
"One it was supposed to, asshole, and two don't." Wham. "Fucking." Wham. "Cuss." Wham.
"Owww, my arm. Fucking short shit." Wham.
Hello, you're probably wondering who I am, who I'm beating to death, and what is locked. I don't want to tell you...but I'll be nice and tell you.
My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a sixteen year old blond, blue eye boy with three whisker marks on my cheeks. I'm 5'3" and never, Never call me short, unless you have a death wish. By being loud and annoying I get on a lot of peoples nerves. I LOVE RAMEN, it's like my life, but Kyuubi is a big bitch about it. Getting off topic now. I have asthma but only certain people know because I hate it when people pity me.
The person I'm beating to death-I mean talking to is a stupid annoying 17 year old asshole. He's in most of my classes and I hate it. He has brown hair and black eyes. He plays on the football team. There is a red upside-down triangle on each of his cheeks. He tells people it's his clans' marking.(like Sasuke-teme and his fan-things on the back of his shirts. Stupid teme owes me 5 bucks.) He has a semi-dark tan and some muscles..(drool)... ANYWAY, his name is Kiba Inuzuka.
I met him in kindergarten and was friends till 7th grade, all because I wouldn't tell him the major big secrets in my life. He got pissed, cause he know my brothers, Pein and Kyuubi, Hinata, her sister Hanabi, and cousin Neji and Uchihas know. And also about that he was my best friend and all, and why wouldn't I tell him.
But...(deep sigh) one of the secrets is that I'm in love with him. Not the silly little crushing love that goes away over time but the butterflies in the stomach, my heart pounding against my ribs, and the feeling of wanting to crawl in his lap and just stay there, watching the world go by, and soaking in the warmth.
Yep, I'm hopelessly and devotedly in love with one Kiba Inuzuka.
Plus, we're locked in some closet on the 2nd floor. Heehee.
"IRUKAAAA-SENSEIII! Why me?"