AN: Okay so I should totally be working on the six million other stories I got going on buuuuttt I was reading Texts From Last Night and then all the sudden Eye of the Tiger came on. It was like the cosmos were telling me to write this sooo here it is. Texts From Last Night Winchester style.
Spring
Dean: SAMMY! GET DOWN HERE NOW! THERE IS A CHICK RUNNING AROUND NAKED HOLDING PITCHERS OF EVERCLEAR! I REPEAT NAKE CHICK WITH EVERCLEAR! GET DOWN HERE NOW!
Sam: Dean is making out with Cas in the bed next to me…both are smashed…oh God they're taking their clothes off! Help me Gabriel!
Cas: I am finding it increasingly harder to keep my clothes on…I am somewhere outside, can see stars. Come find me Dean.
Gabriel: If I promise not to eat pie after sex, while we're both naked in bed still will you let me come back inside the hotel room? It's raining and my pie is wet.