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Prologue

Hey, it's Happy the cat here! Actually, it's Happy the Exceed. I'm still getting used to it. I belong to the mage guild Fairy Tail! Fairy Tail is the greatest guild ever! In fact, Fairy Tail might be almost as great as fish! And fish is the greatest thing on earth!

Anyways, back to Fairy Tail. So the other day, I saw Jellal and Erza kissing on a beach. But just when I was about to jump out and start teasing them, Jellal said that he had a fiancé! That was pretty messed up. Then I started thinking about all of the other messed up relationships in Fairy Tail, which is pretty much all of them. So after all that thinking, I realized what Fairy Tail needs is a matchmaker. But not just any matchmaker, it needs me!

Aye. I'm Happy the matchmaker, reporting for duty!