A/N: An I have returned with yet another pointless piece of fluff. A special shout out of thanks to my girl amillionyears for unintentionally giving me this idea in our RP. You mentioned Snicker bars and I got to wondering...what if Blaine was a chocoholic? Oh the fun I will have with this story. Oneshot! As always, KLAINE! And rated T for my insanity. Klaine...*creeper smile* ..OK..I'm done now. ON WITH THE STORY!
The Chocoholic
Blaine let out a groan of frustration as he dug around in his pockets one final time. He was out of money. Completely, totally, out. Which meant no going to the snack machine, which meant no chocolate, which meant suffering through the usual withdrawal.
Why had he spent the last of it on that extra bag of M&Ms yesterday? Why? Oh right. Because Blaine was a die hard chocoholic who had no self-control whenever the sweet, dark candy was around and/or mentioned.
He trudged into the cafeteria, trying to keep his mind off of chocolate as he plopped down next to his amazing boyfriend Kurt.
"Oh no, baby, did you run out of money again?" Kurt asked sympathetically.
Blaine let out a zombie-like groan before laying his head down on the table.
Kurt rolled his eyes. Blaine could be so dramatic sometimes when it came to chocolate.
"Look what I brought," he grinned, pulling out the most wonderful thing Blaine had seen all day.
A king sized Snickers Bar.
Blaine snatched it out of his boyfriend's hands with a quick, "Thank you so much!" before tearing off the wrapper
and taking a large bite.
"Don't say it, Blaine. I know already I'm the best boyfriend ever," Kurt rolled his eyes. Blaine did this all the time. It was a routine.
When Blaine had finished off the treat, he looked eagerly at Kurt. "Please tell me you brought more?" he pouted.
"I know you, Blaine, no worries," Kurt replied, tossing a Hershey bar Blaine's way. "You're the cutest chocoholic I've ever met," he smirked, trying to hold back his giggles.
"Yeah yeah, I'm cute. We've been over this. Just hand over the chocolate!" Blaine laughed, swatting at Kurt playfully.
"If you give me a real kiss, I'll give you a full bag of Hershey Kisses," Kurt replied.
"Oh my god! Kisses and candy? Just add in a few cuddles and I swear I'll love you forever!" Blaine chirped, leaning in to kiss his wonderful boyfriend.
"You taste like chocolate," Kurt chuckled when they pulled away.
"You taste like my boyfriend," Blaine replied, goofy smile on his face. "Cuddles and kisses?" he asked, blinking up at Kurt.
"I'm guessing you mean both kinds," Kurt smiled, pulling out a bag of Kisses before giving Blaine a real kiss on the nose.
"You're the best, most cuddliest boyfriend ever," Blaine sighed contentedly as he leaned into Kurt, letting a a whine of plaeasure at the tight arm wrapped protectively and lovingly around him.
"You did not just say 'most cuddliest!' Really, Blaine? What are you, five?" Kurt teased, laughing at the affronted look on his face.
"Maybe," Blaine replied.
Kurt snorted. "I love you, you mischevous little kid, you."
"Love you too, my stylishly wonderful boyfriend," Blaine replied, smiling.
A/N: Aww..sweet..and kinda weird..but OH WELL!