Title: Love, Heat and Chat Rooms
Author: By genna12001 (Laura Pease)
Season: End of Season 6 after Disclosure
Disclaimer: Stargate SG1 and anything to do with Stargate SG1 are not mine i only wish they were mine.
Summary: Read and find out.
Chapter One
Opening window to WormholeXtreme Fan Chat…
You have 1 friend online.. Newbe
Newbe: Hey what you been up to capmunroe, not heard from you in the past few days?
Capmunroe: Nothin' much been busy arranging a few thing cos I'll be moving in a few days and it's going to be a very big move.
Newbe: well I hope it all goes well for you and no doubt you've already found new employment if you're moving a long way from where you are now?
Capmunroe: Oh I don't have to worry about a new job, it's because of the job that I'm having to move but hopefully it won't be that permanent and I'll be able to move closer to my family so I can visit mum a bit more.
Newbe: Well all that we can do is hope.
Capmunroe: You're right about that I guess, well enough about how I've been, what you been up to oh secretive one.
Newbe: Ha, ha very funny, just cos I don't talk about myself much I'm secretive now am I?
Capmunroe: Yep, now spill what you been doing with your life.
Newbe: oh you know same old same old saving the planet, getting trapped on far away planets, meeting brightly painted aliens.
Capmunroe: See what I mean about secretive?
Newbe: Ok I agree I have been kind of secretive but you can't blame me, you meet some weirdo's online so I try not to give too much away.
Capmunroe: Ok I'll tell you now I'm a weirdo so spill before I pass your name on to a few weirdos I work with and they'll pester you day and night till the end of time.
Newbe: ok, ok I give, I'm male about ## years old, I live in Colorado springs, USA and like to look at very old things (that's my job by the way).
Capmunroe: Wow and thank you, although I guess you must have coughed when you wrote your age lol. But do you wanna know something really funny, guess where I'm moving?
Newbe: No idea and please don't make me guess I'm no good at that.
Capmunroe: I'm moving to Colorado Springs, USA. House is all set up and I fly out in two days.
Newbe: Wow that is funny, maybe we'll bump in to one another and not even realise it's us.
Capmunroe: maybe.
Newbe: Anyway love to chat more but I've got to look like I'm doing some work otherwise I'll get the fired so talk later when you get settled in.
Capmunroe: Ok then talk soon bye.
Friend Newbe has now logged off..
Captain Amanda Reese of the Royal Air Force sat in her small bedroom staring at her computer screen suddenly not doing anything now that her online friend Newbe had logged off. Not finding any of her other online friends Amanda decided to log off and get an early night. Knowing that she still had a bit of packing to do in the morning before going on duty at the Royal Air Force base where she was still stationed for the next day and half.
Quickly getting changed into her night clothes she made sure that her alarm was set then got into bed lying with her eyes open thinking about what her new home was going to be like. Thinking at least she'll have a house off base so she'll be able to get away when she needed to get out of the military atmosphere. Then thinking if US Air Force bases were anything like the Royal Air Force bases are.
It wasn't long before she drifted off to sleep with the thought of her new home clearly pictured in her mind.
Meanwhile at the SGC
Jonas Quinn was sat at his desk trying to translate one of the many alien artefacts he worked on, on a daily basis when Colonel Jack O'Neill and Major Sam Carter walked in with smiles on there faces.
"What's with you two" Jonas asked clearly confused with his teammates behaviour.
"Oh were just fine 'Newbe'" Jack said with Sam at the side of him unable to hold her laughter much longer.
"What… how did you…" Jonas looked helplessly at Jack feeling his face burn a nice shade of crimson. Pulling themselves together they both came over and sat opposite Jonas.
"Well its like this" Jack began "Me and Carter noticed your productivity dropped after Carter explained how to access the internet, so I got Carter to hack your computer and see what you've been up to with all your time. What we found was… let just say unexpected." Finishing off with a small laugh he signalled for Carter to continue.
"When I checked your cookie files I noticed that you've been going onto the Wormhole Xtreme chat rooms so we checked out for ourselves and after doing a few searches and checks I found out your screen name" Sam said trying to hold back the laughter.
"Did you go somewhere special to learn how to make everything sound like a boring mineral survey or does it just come natural to you Carter" Jack said still trying to stop himself from laughing.
"No sir it just comes natural" Carter said with smirk.
"Anyway we programmed you in as a friend of Carters and left her computer online. When it beeped to let us know you were online we went in the chat room as invisible users and saw you chatting up Capmunroe" Jack said finally finishing off the story.
Jonas looked over at his friends shocked that they would do such a thing. "You've gotta be kidding right" Jonas said in desperation.
"Nope, by the way there's that briefing tomorrow morning at 0900 about the new addition where getting to SG-1 from sunny ol' England" Jack said getting up from the chair.
Jack and Sam left Jonas sitting alone and shocked in his office to try and find something fairly edible from the mess hall.
Author: By genna12001 (Laura Pease)
Season: End of Season 6 after Disclosure
Disclaimer: Stargate SG1 and anything to do with Stargate SG1 are not mine i only wish they were mine.
Summary: Read and find out.
Chapter One
Opening window to WormholeXtreme Fan Chat…
You have 1 friend online.. Newbe
Newbe: Hey what you been up to capmunroe, not heard from you in the past few days?
Capmunroe: Nothin' much been busy arranging a few thing cos I'll be moving in a few days and it's going to be a very big move.
Newbe: well I hope it all goes well for you and no doubt you've already found new employment if you're moving a long way from where you are now?
Capmunroe: Oh I don't have to worry about a new job, it's because of the job that I'm having to move but hopefully it won't be that permanent and I'll be able to move closer to my family so I can visit mum a bit more.
Newbe: Well all that we can do is hope.
Capmunroe: You're right about that I guess, well enough about how I've been, what you been up to oh secretive one.
Newbe: Ha, ha very funny, just cos I don't talk about myself much I'm secretive now am I?
Capmunroe: Yep, now spill what you been doing with your life.
Newbe: oh you know same old same old saving the planet, getting trapped on far away planets, meeting brightly painted aliens.
Capmunroe: See what I mean about secretive?
Newbe: Ok I agree I have been kind of secretive but you can't blame me, you meet some weirdo's online so I try not to give too much away.
Capmunroe: Ok I'll tell you now I'm a weirdo so spill before I pass your name on to a few weirdos I work with and they'll pester you day and night till the end of time.
Newbe: ok, ok I give, I'm male about ## years old, I live in Colorado springs, USA and like to look at very old things (that's my job by the way).
Capmunroe: Wow and thank you, although I guess you must have coughed when you wrote your age lol. But do you wanna know something really funny, guess where I'm moving?
Newbe: No idea and please don't make me guess I'm no good at that.
Capmunroe: I'm moving to Colorado Springs, USA. House is all set up and I fly out in two days.
Newbe: Wow that is funny, maybe we'll bump in to one another and not even realise it's us.
Capmunroe: maybe.
Newbe: Anyway love to chat more but I've got to look like I'm doing some work otherwise I'll get the fired so talk later when you get settled in.
Capmunroe: Ok then talk soon bye.
Friend Newbe has now logged off..
Captain Amanda Reese of the Royal Air Force sat in her small bedroom staring at her computer screen suddenly not doing anything now that her online friend Newbe had logged off. Not finding any of her other online friends Amanda decided to log off and get an early night. Knowing that she still had a bit of packing to do in the morning before going on duty at the Royal Air Force base where she was still stationed for the next day and half.
Quickly getting changed into her night clothes she made sure that her alarm was set then got into bed lying with her eyes open thinking about what her new home was going to be like. Thinking at least she'll have a house off base so she'll be able to get away when she needed to get out of the military atmosphere. Then thinking if US Air Force bases were anything like the Royal Air Force bases are.
It wasn't long before she drifted off to sleep with the thought of her new home clearly pictured in her mind.
Meanwhile at the SGC
Jonas Quinn was sat at his desk trying to translate one of the many alien artefacts he worked on, on a daily basis when Colonel Jack O'Neill and Major Sam Carter walked in with smiles on there faces.
"What's with you two" Jonas asked clearly confused with his teammates behaviour.
"Oh were just fine 'Newbe'" Jack said with Sam at the side of him unable to hold her laughter much longer.
"What… how did you…" Jonas looked helplessly at Jack feeling his face burn a nice shade of crimson. Pulling themselves together they both came over and sat opposite Jonas.
"Well its like this" Jack began "Me and Carter noticed your productivity dropped after Carter explained how to access the internet, so I got Carter to hack your computer and see what you've been up to with all your time. What we found was… let just say unexpected." Finishing off with a small laugh he signalled for Carter to continue.
"When I checked your cookie files I noticed that you've been going onto the Wormhole Xtreme chat rooms so we checked out for ourselves and after doing a few searches and checks I found out your screen name" Sam said trying to hold back the laughter.
"Did you go somewhere special to learn how to make everything sound like a boring mineral survey or does it just come natural to you Carter" Jack said still trying to stop himself from laughing.
"No sir it just comes natural" Carter said with smirk.
"Anyway we programmed you in as a friend of Carters and left her computer online. When it beeped to let us know you were online we went in the chat room as invisible users and saw you chatting up Capmunroe" Jack said finally finishing off the story.
Jonas looked over at his friends shocked that they would do such a thing. "You've gotta be kidding right" Jonas said in desperation.
"Nope, by the way there's that briefing tomorrow morning at 0900 about the new addition where getting to SG-1 from sunny ol' England" Jack said getting up from the chair.
Jack and Sam left Jonas sitting alone and shocked in his office to try and find something fairly edible from the mess hall.