Deidara, Tobi, and I were sitting at the table contemplating what to do today. Yes, we were bored.

It took only a few minutes when Deidara smirked, in an almost evil way too, "I have an idea un." "What is it sempai?" "How about we reminisce on events that have happened since we all began to live together…..including things no one knows about un?"

I cocked an eyebrow, "You mean, like we tell each other about weird things that has happened to us? That we recall or don't recall?"

Tobi pouted, "Sexual or awkward stuff that no one aside from us knows about sempai?" That evil grin spread wider, "That's exactly what I'm referring to. It can be about anything and to make it simple, we'll ask each other questions un."

Tobi shook his head, "Tobi doesn't know about this, what if the others find out?" I glanced over at him, "I agree and what if we get into trouble depending on the question?" Deidara chuckled, "Come on, it's practically truth or dare here except just the truth part. It'll be fun and we'll get a laugh un."

"Why not, let's do it." "Tobi's game and since sempai came up with the idea, he gets to start." Deidara opened his drink and smirked at me, "What's the most awkward incident you had with Kakuzu un?"

"Before I lived here?" "Yes un." I took a swig of my Dr. Pepper and smirked, "It was really funny." Tobi nudged me, "Come on Olivee, tell us! What happened?" I sighed, "Just so you know, this is before I was his lover."

I had an awful nightmare and woke up with a jump, panting like crazy and couldn't go back to sleep. I was too scared to, so I grabbed my pillow and stood outside Kakuzu's door.

'This is a bad idea, what if he tries to hurt or yells at me for wanting to sleep with him? But, I just don't want to be alone right now.'

I took a deep breath and knocked on his door, more like a peck, and waited. I was about to knock again when the door opened, revealing a scowling Kakuzu. I was in shock from that expression and frowned when those piercing eyes were boring holes into my own.

"There had better be a good reason to why you woke me up in the middle of the night."I fiddled nervously with my pillow and muttered, "Um, can I….sleep with you?"

He cocked an eyebrow, "Pardon?" "Can I sleep with you tonight?" That scowl turned into a blank look. "Why?"

I blushed a little, "I can't sleep." "Why not?" "I rather not say, it's embarrassing." "Fair enough, but why me?" "Hmm?" "You could have gone to Hidan." I scowled, "I feel….safe….with you…..and Hidan….not so much."

Kakuzu's lips turned into a very, VERY, faint smirk but didn't say anything. I stood there, waiting for him to say yes or no but he didn't say anything at all. I sighed muttering, "Just forget it."

Before I could leave he grabbed my arm and pulled me back, "Did I say no?" I shook my head and he let go of my arm, "Come on then." I was nervous to go into his room as it was but I shook the feeling off. I was afraid and didn't want to be alone.

I hopped into his bed and stretched out onto my side, feeling him slide in next to me. "Have you ever slept with anyone before?" I opened my eyes, "Uh, no why?"

My parents would never let me; called me a coward and big baby the fucking bastards. Thus, I never went to sleep at all until the next day. "You need to be closer than that."

I blinked a few times and shrugged, "Ok." I scooted real close to him but apparently that wasn't close enough. He wrapped an arm around my waist and pulled me to where we were in full body contact.

My breathing hitched and gulped. I didn't know he liked to cuddle. After a few moments I heard him sigh and he flipped me onto my back. Before I knew it he was KISSING me! I was so confused and quickly became disoriented from it.

It felt nice and I really liked it. He straddled me as his hands wandered up my shirt, his tongue gliding into my mouth with ease. Why? Why is he…..

I grunted and resisted, trying to push him away when he seemed to catch the hint. He pulled back with a growl, "Don't tell me you're changing your mind?" "Why?" "Why what?" "Why are you kissing and touching me?"

He furrowed his eyebrows, "That's what people do when they have sex. I didn't believe you to be this naïve about it." My mouth dropped, "Sex? I didn't want to have sex?" "You came to my room and wanted to sleep with me. What else could you have meant?"

I babbled, "I meant what I said. I just wanted to sleep with you, not have sex, to just share the same bed."

He crawled off me with a sullen look and grumbled, "Why?" I muttered, "I had a nightmare and didn't want to be alone. I'm sorry you got the wrong idea." He impatiently taps his finger on the bed then glares at me, "Sorry isn't good enough."

He straddled me again and pinned me down, "Despite the misunderstanding, I now have a problem to deal with and am not going back to sleep until it's taken care of."

I bit my lip and whimpered, "Y..You…wo…wouldn't…." He just leaned closer, "Yes I will. Don't worry, I won't rape you. Consider this making out."

Tobi and Deidara were making the funniest faces of shock at me when I trailed off from there. "And un?" I grinned, "He was true to his word. He made out with me until he got his release. At least he was nice enough to finish me, even though I was very vulnerable and inexperienced."

"But Tobi thought Olivee had sex before with….uh….." Deidara slapped him upside the head, "Nice going fool un." I knew what he was referring to but it was alright.

"It's ok Dei, even with my….ex…lover I never really enjoyed myself or got anything out of it. I wanted Kakuzu to go all the way by the time he tortured me with all that foreplay the big tease."

Deidara smirked, "He wanted you so there was no doubt about that. I'm surprised he held out without shoving into you though un." I smirked, "I was too but there you go." Tobi laughed, "Kakuzu thought Olivee wanted sex! Tobi can see his face when he found out she didn't!"

I smirked, "Hey, do you guys remember when we got caught showering together for the first time?" Deidara grunted, "How could we forget un?" "We got chewed out!"

To be continued:

*This story just for laughs, but will contain smut don't worry. Just don't know when ;)*