She's No Pixie
By Aeta Aella
Disclaimer: Do Not Own.
"Paugh! I can't believe you would say that!"
"What the hell is your problem, you little brat!? It's a goddamn compliment! If I didn't have self control, I'd."
"Take your claws off me, you stupid wolf! It's not a compliment when it's a lie, and a stupid one at that. I'm not scared of you!"
"Little girl, I don't think you understand. I've killed hundreds of people, just because you've slept with me doesn't mean I won't kill you and devour your flesh if you push me too far."
"If I didn't Avada you first."
"You cocky little bitch!"
...
"Eurgh, you mussed up my hair and make-up."
"Pfft, you loved it."
"I could probably get a better make-out session from Longbottom."
"Girl, don't try me."
"Whatever."
"What the hell got you so pissy anyways?"
"You called me a pixie, you're mocking me. Just because I'm not skinny and fucking perfect like some Veela-"
"Shit girl, stop being so stupid. I didn't mean appearance-you're obviously not blue. I mean the attitude, the angry violent stunts they get up to the second they're off their leash. I eat skinny girls, I keep ones with a good attitude who doesn't break if the wind blows."
"Whatever you say, Puppy."
"What the fuck did you just call me, Millicent!?"
"Ooh, using full names, are we Fenrir?"