As usual, it all belongs to JK Rowling. I just have fun playing with her characters.
Tall Tales
Hermione moaned aloud as his hands were back on her again. "Oh, that feels heavenly...please continue."
"I will if you pull your hair out of the way. How do you expect me to put the rest of the sunscreen on with that rat's nest you call hair in the way?" Although the words were harsh, he said them in a teasing manner.
"So," she started, "how did you convince Minerva to give you a week off? I thought that she never allowed any holidays during term?"
"I simply told her the truth."
"What?" She sat up quickly, a horrified look on her face. "I thought we weren't going to tell anyone about us yet?"
"I told her I was going to a tropical island, with a beautiful woman twenty years my junior. I said we were going to have extraordinary sex and sit on the beach and drink margaritas."
"What did she say?"
"She laughed at me, then said 'Good one, Severus'."
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A/N...I was working hard on NUO, and this just popped in my head. Silly, I know :)