I actually wrote this in the winter of 2013, I've never gotten around finishing it though. I've worked on it on and off through the past year, improving my lowly 13-year-old writing into something you can digest. Anyway, here's the finished product and I hope you enjoy this!

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson.

Twas the before Christmas, when all through the camp.

Not a demigod was stirring, not even a vamp.

Almost all the demigods were sleeping without a doubt.

Except for the Stoll Brothers, who were up and about.

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They were planning a scheme of all things, in the middle of the night.

Tonight, they will put their plan in action and give the campers quite a fright.

Both of the brothers were in charge of stealing of course.

It was two-man job; they had to make sure not to raise their voice.

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Quietly, they stole the decorations from their friends' respective houses.

It took longer than expected, for the cabins were loaded with various defenses.

I do realize that those two lines don't rhyme,

But you can't expect me to do it all the time.

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Back to the poem now, shall we?

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The first cabin that the brothers hit was the goddess of love.

It was harder than expected, especially from above.

Nauseous perfumes rained from the ceiling,

Oh gods, the smell sent the reeling.

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Nevertheless they got the job done, even if their sinuses were not quite clear.

Only about 20 more to go, we're including the minor gods here.

The next cabin that they hit was the sleeping god's,

They almost fell asleep, the experience was quite odd.

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Ares's cabin was next, and it didn't go so well.

A spear almost hit Conner and he nearly screamed "Oh hell!"

Hephaestus's place was not much better.

The flamethrowers there nearly burned Travis's sweater.

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After 30 minutes of near death experiences, they were almost done.

All they needed to do was Demeter's cabin. Now they can begin the fun.

Travis and Connor thought to themselves, "How hard can it be?"

Actually it was not very hard, except for that one man-eating tree.

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The Stoll Brothers were all set to execute their plan,

They were about to leave when they heard someone say "Drop those things right now or I'll notify everyone about your plan."

It was Katie Gardner, who was looking very hot in those pants.

Oh Travis you perv, don't expect your chances.

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"Oh please, don't tell everyone!" Connor pleaded. "We'll even let you in on it."

The second part piqued Katie's interest.

And thus Travis and Connor let their friend Katie join in on the fun.

But their work was not yet done.

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The next morning, it was Christmas Day.

It was supposed to be a day full of good cheer, but all the campers felt were sadness and dismay.

All their decorations and presents and ornaments have disappeared.

It wasn't very hard to figure out who did it; they were going to hang them by the rear.

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They tracked down the group with the help of Hecate's magic.

The ending, believe it or not, was not really tragic.

The Stolls and Katie were found in Central Park, surrounded by all the gifts the stole.

They were grinning ear to ear, and then Travis bellowed:

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"Now that everyone is here, let's start the new year with good cheer!"

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And then, by some miracle, everything was forgiven.

The Stolls (and Katie) were no longer seen as villains.

They were not put into prison,

And now, a new spirit has arisen.

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It was Christmas Eve, and everything was fine.

No mortal ever found out that demigods were partying, it was divine!

At around midnight, everybody went home.

The party was a blast; peace closed our heroes' eyes at last.

Happy Holidays everyone! And a happy New Year!