It was late night and at his house, a certain stylist was busy working on designs for outfits for Piggy and unaware that something very precious would touch his life hearing knocks on his door making Dudley curious but annoyed getting up from his kitchen table opening the door feeling a magical aura being a magical being himself which Piggy and the others didn't know about.
He saw a basket on his doorstep taking it inside at once seeing what was inside but stunned that somebody would leave an infant on his doorstep bit it looked like him with horns for ears with light blue skin, different coloured eyes but it smiled at him making Dudley surprised but felt good so it wouldn't hurt playing father.
"If Constantine can do it and be a good father, maybe it won't hurt but what do I name you?" he said softly reading the scroll that came with the baby seeing it was female.
The perfect name came to him, as this little one reminded him of a certain princess in the Labyrinth.
"Tnea, my little princess." Dudley said hearing her giggle guessing she liked that name which made Dudley's heart melt at this but feeding her milk knowing this would be Intresting Pkus he could not wait to see Tne others' reactions to him being a father.
He saw it was three in the morning but he didn't care as Tnea was more important to him plus had her in the blanket that was in Tne basket she'd arrived in which had moons and stars on it which made him smirk knowing she would grow up to be special like him.
"Goodnight sweetie, I love you." he whispered seeing her out like a light.
He was deciding to just stay on the couch and sleep there so Thea wouldn't be lonely as it was her first night here.
Later that day Kermit and Tne others noticed that Dudley wasn't at Tne morning meeting which was weird hoping he was okay because he made Piggy look fabulous for Up Late With Piggy seeing Piggy enter with a smile making them curious, as they followed her to her dressing room hearing singing because it was Dudley.
Tney saw he was holding an infant in his arms which stunned them understanding why he hadn't shown up wondering where his bundle of joy came from making Dudley sigh.
"I-I found her in a basket, on my doorstep so I adopted her since I sense she is very special." he said making them surprised that Dudley had adopted a kid making him sigh but it was okay because they had no clue she was a magical being like him so it was okay but humming a song Jareth had sang that calmed infants since Tnea was upset.
"It's okay sweetie, they don't understand Tbat daddy was once a manny so I am quite capable of raising you." he said rocking her gently as she was calming down going to sleep.
"Dudley, you Ojay?" he heard Piggy ask.
"Yes I'm fine, but the others don't understand that I was a manny back home Pkus I couldn't leave her out there." he said biting his lip.
"It's Ojay, plus I can see you love her but they'll see since if Constantine can raise a brat like Sneaker, you can be a great father." Piggy to,d him.
"Tbanks, as Thea is very sweet." Dudley said putting Tnea in her basket since hHe e didn't have a baby carrier but it was okay.
He would learn how to be a father and a good one at that which made him chuckle as lately he'd been sad but had kept it to himself so Thea made him happy.
A/N
I couldn't help myself since Dudley would be adorable and good as a father so I just felt like writing this.
One late night, Dudley finds a precious gift in Tne form of an infant goblin and adopts it but names her Thea but it is not easy being a fatner as he thinks.