so, this is pretty darn random. Just a drabble. The next chapter for dreamcatching will be here soon. one shot.
"Jack for the last time, you're drunk, and I'm not Punzie!" Hiccup shouted for the umpteenth time.
Jack had gotten drunk and had been mistaking his best friend, Hiccup, to be his girlfriend, Rapunzel.
Rapunzel was currently out getting groceries with Merida.
"Hmm, you're funny, Hun..." Jack slurred and leaned towards hiccup, trying to kiss him.
"God Dangit get off me!" Hiccup ran into the other room.
"Punzie, come back!" Jack whined and fell face first onto the floor.
"Man, you're pathetic without her." Hiccup rolled his eyes from the doorway. Jack just kept whining.
Hiccup grabbed his phone and sent Punzie a text, turning his back on Jack for a moment.
'hey, punz. When are you getting home?' -dragon boy
Rapunzel replied after a few seconds.
'soon. Mrida looking at soups. How u doing?' - fakeBlondie
Hiccup rolled his eyes at the spelling and grammar in his friend's text.
'well, Jack is super drunk and thinks I'm you.' -dragon boy
Hiccup put his phone in his pocket and heard movement behind him. He was about to turn when he was enveloped in a hug.
"Wha- Jack! Get off me!" Hiccup was once again pushing Jack away from him.
Jack held on fast, not letting go. "Mm, night punzz..." Jack let his legs give out. Both he and Hiccup fell onto the nearby arm chair, Hiccup screeching.
"Jack! Get the Heck off me you son of a-!" "Shhh..." Jack put a finger on hiccups lips to interrupt him. Then started snoring softly.
Hiccup found that even when he was asleep, Jack was surprisingly strong and he was stuck.
"Guys! We're home!" Rapunzel called as she opened the door. Merida carried a bunch of brown paper bags inside and the two went into the living room.
What they found was hilarious; Jack and Hiccup were sitting in one arm chair, Jack was asleep and holding onto Hiccup and snoring loudly. Hiccup sat there panting as if he had been struggling for awhile. One of Jack's arms covered half his face, making only his eyes and above visible.
"What did we walk into?" Rapunzel couldn't help but laugh.
"We never speak of this again." Hiccup mumbled and squirmed a little.