Feed Me
A Parody of Rammstein's "Ich Will"
Lyrics by TheTexasPowerhouse
Preface
We all know that parody is taking something and making it into something funny. No one has mastered that better that guys like "Weird Al" Yankovic. I was jamming to Rammstein then saw "Eat It" by Weird Al, and a brainstorm hit. Here's my parody of "Ich Will". Weird Al, if you want to make this song a reality, go right ahead. It's all for you, dude.
INTRO
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
VERSE 1
(Feed Me)
When my tummy is a craving
(Feed Me)
When I see that chocolate icing
(Feed Me)
I bib my neck with napkins tight
(Feed Me)
And I stuff my face at night
VERSE 2
(Feed Me)
You know that cat, orange and fat
(Feed Me)
He knows the feeling, like a rat
(Feed Me)
Don't stop him from his big entree
(Feed Me)
OR YOU HAD BETTER RUN AWAY
[Interlude]
VERSE 3
(Feed Me)
I want to have some dressing here
(Feed Me)
Mac and cheese looks lovely there
(Feed Me)
Pumpkin pie will have to wait
(Feed Me)
Just shut up and clean your plate!
PRE-CHORUS
Buttered Rolls?
Cinnamon Rolls?
Deviled Eggs?
SCRAMBLED EGGS?
CHORUS
You want to see?
(I LOVE MY EYES)
You want to breathe?
(I LOVE THE AIR)
You want to live now?
(I LOVE MY LIFE)
Then move down that line!
(repeat)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)
BRIDGE
I want bacon with eggs and toast
I want my mother's finest roast
I want Texas Sweet Tea with Lemon
I want sweet toast with Cinnamon
Yeah!
CHORUS
You want to see?
(I LOVE MY EYES)
You want to breathe?
(I LOVE THE AIR)
You want to live now?
(I LOVE MY LIFE)
Then move down that line!
(repeat)
(Feed Me)
(Feed Me)