Potter at Twilight
VPOV
Voldemort crept around the corner to Harry's house, wearing his favorite muggle skin cloak, feeling it drag on the ground.
"Dont even think about it Voldee, hes mine." Says a tinkling voice from the lawn chair. I hissed loudly.
"I've had dibs on this little bitch for years! Shoo!" There was an evil laugh echoing through the streets.
"Oh hush Voldee or I'll have the Sanderson sisters come back and rape you, maybe even have your trusty broom fly up your ass and rape the living shit out of you now run along."
"Who are you!" I yelled. There was that tinkling laugh again.
"Swan, Bella Swan."
"Oh yes the Swan bitch, well isnt this charming."
"And your the noseless, bald son of a bitch that couldnt kill and infant! 7 bloody movies!" I hissed to Nagini, Nagini suddenly hissed towards the mystrious voice like a Lamboghini peeling out through the grass doing 0 to 60 in .2 seconds, leaving a pile of grass behind her.
"Really Voldemort a snake? I'm a bloody Vampire! I will eat that son of a bitch! Soak up its blood with tampons and use them as tea bags!"