Hi guys! This is my first crossover fic. It's actually three different stories that have been floating around in my brain for the past 24 hours.
So here you go! I haven't read HP over in a while, so sorry if they're a bit OOC. And it's kinda a crack fic.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione were strolling through Hogsmeade on a cloudy day near the Shrieking Shack when all of a sudden a huge black dog with a boy on the back appeared in front of them.
"AAAAH!" screamed Ron. Whereas Harry and Hermione didn't have much of a reaction.
"Gosh, it looks like Fang on steriods," Hermione muttered to herself.
"Hey! I'm not on steriods!" came an indignant voice from the woods. A boy dressed in all black steeped out from the woods, while a nearly identical one dressed in nearly identical black clothes slid off the back of the Fang-on-steriods dog.
"Neither am I, but these people must be wackoes, man," said the boy from the dog. He looked to be a little younger.
"Hey! Who are you? You can't just Apparate into Hogsmeade!" cried Ron, who was just now recovering from shock.
Both boys looked surprised, but the younder one recovered quickly. "Dang it. I'm in England?" He asked the trio, who just mutely nodded their heads. He didn't look surprised, and instead just mumbled to himself, "At least it's not China..."
"Okay, back on track. Why would I be on steriods?" the older boy said. Harry, who hadn't spoken at all, looked confused.
"What do you mean? We never said you were on steriods," he said hesitantly. The older boy raised his eyebrows.
"My name is Fang," he said slowly. "Yours?"
"Ron."
"Hermione."
"Harry."
"Nico, and I gotta go. My dad will be looking for me."Nico tried to turn away and go back to the dog, but Hermione grabbed his arm.
"You're staying long enough to give us an explanation. Now, what's with the giant dog?" Hermione said sternly. Nico wrenched his arm out of her vise grip and backed away.
"It's a hellhound, and her name is Mrs. O'Leary. Now, I really gotta go before I fall asleep okay? I'm just practicing my shadow travel, and I shouldn't even be here, considering you guys - whoa, man you really look like my cousin Percy when I first met him. Good for you, that means you'l fill out a little more, but still dude. It's way creepy," Nico said. Then he cursed in a foreign language. "Di immortales, stupid ADHD."
"Hellhound... Is she from hell?" Ron asked with an odd light in his eyes. Nico looked at him, smirking.
"I suppose you could say that." With that, he clambered onto the dog's back and disappeared.
The trio turned to face where Fang had been standing, only to find nothing there.
"Where'd he go?" Harry asked. Hermione whirled around in circles, trying to find him.
"Hey." All three of them swung around to where the voice came from, only to see nothing.
"Does he have an Invisibilty Cloak like yours, Harry?" Ron asked.
"Nope. I'm right here. I have been the whole time," Fang said.
They whipped around again to find him standing there with his arms crossed, glaring at them across the snow with a slight smirk playing at the corners of his mouth.
"Well, just to clear things up, I'm not on steriods. Although who knows what those whitecoats gave me?" he said, causing Ron and Harry to look confused.
"Anyways, I'm out," he continued. " I'm already about three hours behind the rest of the Flock, so I'l be going now." And with that, he whipped out a pair of ebony black wings and shot into the sky, leaving the three wizards with jaws on the ground and minds boggling for hours.
Finite! I hope you liked it! Read, review, favorite, but whatever you do, DON'T FOLLOW THIS STORY. IT IS STRICTLY A ONESHOT.
Salve, mi amigos.
-Sylvia N.