The Unrelenting Hodge-Podge of Codswolloping Drivel

by Cumberbatch Critter

John and Sherlock aren't always on cases. Sometimes, they... they do normal things, like... go shopping or... hang out with John's friends... or, or... Well, they definitely aren't ALWAYS on cases... Oneshots looking into John and Sherlock's life, on various random topics.

1. Chapter 1

The Unrelenting Hodge-Podge of Codswalloping Drivel

Chapter One: Bond. James Bond.

"Sherlock!"

"Hm?"

"Sherlock, come on! We're going to be late!"

"We're not going to be late, John. We've got an hour."

"We have to get in line! And then we have to find seats, and get drinks, and-"

"Yes, right, fine."

"Sherlock, get your nose out of that microscope and let's go!"

"I don't want to, John. Go on without me."

"What- no. I introduced you to this and you even agreed that it wasn't terrible! You have to come with me!"

"I don't have to do anything that I don't want to."

"Sherlock!"

Sherlock sighed heavily, looking up from his microscope. John was dithering in the doorway, checking his watch.

"We're not going to be late," Sherlock said stubbornly, standing. He stretched his arms above his head with a slight yawn.

"You underestimate the popularity of this, Sherlock!"

"No." But then Sherlock paused. "Actually, I probably do. I've never had time to mull over what movies are popular and what movies aren't. Popularity's simply a passing fad, in any state."

"Oh- come on, Sherlock!" John retorted, looking to his watch, and then the clock, and then to the door and back to Sherlock. "Come on!"

"I'm ready when you are," he said absently, grabbing his coat from the back of the door.

"Finally! Come on!" John took off down the stairs.

Sherlock followed him less than enthusiastically. "John, why is it called 'Skyfall'? Does it involve the end of the world in a very obscure way, because, if so, I am going to be very, very bored..."

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For those who don't get it, Skyfall is the new Bond movie. I have no idea about the movie; I've never seen besides like ten minutes of one Bond movie and I'm not interested in it at all. xD But, John likes Bond, Sherlock didn't hate Bond, and I heard Bond was very, very popular in Britain when it just released. So, a fic. xD

The point of The Unrelenting Hodge-Podge of Codswalloping Drivel is that it's going to be a series of oneshots. Unrelated oneshots, though, unless stated. If you follow me, you know I write a ton of random oneshots, so all oneshots will now be added as a chapter to this story [basically], so if you like my oneshots, you might want to follow this. :) Thanks for any follows/favs/reviews, etc. It means a lot!