Things and scenes that would have changed Harry Potter completely:
BLOOPERS and other dumb things from Book 1-
Take 1-
Hagrid- Your a hobbit Harry!
Director- Wait-- what!?
Harry- YEH! Now I can drink some tea with my old friend Frodo!
Director- No no no! Cut
Hagrid- No no no cut!
Director- shutup!
Hagrid- shutup!
Director- Dumbass
Hagrid- Dumbass!
Director- EXCUSE ME? My name is Jerry Doom-as not Jerry Dumbass, DUMBASS!
Hagrid- DUMBASS!
Harry- YEH!
Take 2-
Hagrid- Your a wizard Harry
Harry- Well that sucks!
Director- CUT!
Take 3-
Hagrid- Your a wizard Harry!
Harry- Really? *starts to cry* I'm so happy! *hugs Hagrid*
Hagrid- Now now Harry! I love you too!
Harry- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO KISS YOU!
Hagrid- Eh? R-re-really?
Director- AAAAH! CUT!
Take 4-
Hagrid- Your a wizard Harry
Harry- I'm a what?
Hagrid- A wizard stupid. didn't you hear me?
Director- DUMBASS!
Hagrid- DUMBASS!
Director- Don't start with me!!!
New scene-
Take 1-
Harry- Knight to E-5
Ron- QUEEN to E-5
*queen beats up knight.. hermione has entered*
Hermione- THATS TOTALLY--- SEXY! *starts to make out with Ron
Harry- Yeh! *throws some money at them*
Take 2-
Harry- Knight to E-5
Ron- QUEEN to E-5
Hermione- That's totally barbaric
Ron- Yes I know, it's wizard chess
Hermione- Duh Dumbknockers! I KNOW THAT!
Harry- SLUT!
Ron- DONT TALK TO HER THAT WAY! *punches Harry*
Director- CUTTT!
New scene
Take 1-
Hermione- I'm going to bed before either of you decide to hit on me again!
Director- CUT!
Take 2-
Hermione- I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse-get ME killed!
Director- CUT! Once again!
Take 3-
Hermione- LINE?!
Director- DUMBASS!
Hagrid- DUMBASS!
Take 4-
Hermione I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse- EXPELLED!!
Ron - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermione- I know! ITS HORRIBLE TO BE EXPELLED!
Ron- No not that! There's a spider in your hair!
Hermione- AAAHHH! Where? *goes berserk*
*Harry and Ron push her off the balcony*
Director- Oi.. cut..
New scene-
Take 1-
Draco- You shouldn't make friends with the wrong kind Potter! I can help you with that.
Harry- Yeah right!
Ron- I agree
Draco- But no one asked you did that Weasel?
Ron- God! Would people stop making fun of me! I come from a line of weasels okay? It's not my fault that my uncle knocked up a mammal.
Director- EEEW!
Take 2-
Draco- You shouldn't make friends with the wrong kind Potter! I can help you with that.
Harry- Yeah right!
Ron- I agree
Draco- But no one asked you did that Weasel?
Ron- Well I'm his friend!
Harry- Haha. not true. your a weasel!
Director- IDIOTOS!
Take 3-
Draco- You shouldn't make friends with the wrong kind Potter! I can help you with that.
Harry- Yeah right!
Ron- I agree
Draco- But no one asked you did that Weasel?
Ron- No they didn't but-
Draco- Then shove out!
Ron- Right Dracoudis Tomar Malfoyine
Draco- OH MY GOD! HE KNOWS MY NAME!
Director- Oh fuck up!
Draco- WHAT!?
Director- SHUTUP I mean!!!
BLOOPERS and other dumb things from Book 1-
Take 1-
Hagrid- Your a hobbit Harry!
Director- Wait-- what!?
Harry- YEH! Now I can drink some tea with my old friend Frodo!
Director- No no no! Cut
Hagrid- No no no cut!
Director- shutup!
Hagrid- shutup!
Director- Dumbass
Hagrid- Dumbass!
Director- EXCUSE ME? My name is Jerry Doom-as not Jerry Dumbass, DUMBASS!
Hagrid- DUMBASS!
Harry- YEH!
Take 2-
Hagrid- Your a wizard Harry
Harry- Well that sucks!
Director- CUT!
Take 3-
Hagrid- Your a wizard Harry!
Harry- Really? *starts to cry* I'm so happy! *hugs Hagrid*
Hagrid- Now now Harry! I love you too!
Harry- I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO KISS YOU!
Hagrid- Eh? R-re-really?
Director- AAAAH! CUT!
Take 4-
Hagrid- Your a wizard Harry
Harry- I'm a what?
Hagrid- A wizard stupid. didn't you hear me?
Director- DUMBASS!
Hagrid- DUMBASS!
Director- Don't start with me!!!
New scene-
Take 1-
Harry- Knight to E-5
Ron- QUEEN to E-5
*queen beats up knight.. hermione has entered*
Hermione- THATS TOTALLY--- SEXY! *starts to make out with Ron
Harry- Yeh! *throws some money at them*
Take 2-
Harry- Knight to E-5
Ron- QUEEN to E-5
Hermione- That's totally barbaric
Ron- Yes I know, it's wizard chess
Hermione- Duh Dumbknockers! I KNOW THAT!
Harry- SLUT!
Ron- DONT TALK TO HER THAT WAY! *punches Harry*
Director- CUTTT!
New scene
Take 1-
Hermione- I'm going to bed before either of you decide to hit on me again!
Director- CUT!
Take 2-
Hermione- I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse-get ME killed!
Director- CUT! Once again!
Take 3-
Hermione- LINE?!
Director- DUMBASS!
Hagrid- DUMBASS!
Take 4-
Hermione I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse- EXPELLED!!
Ron - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Hermione- I know! ITS HORRIBLE TO BE EXPELLED!
Ron- No not that! There's a spider in your hair!
Hermione- AAAHHH! Where? *goes berserk*
*Harry and Ron push her off the balcony*
Director- Oi.. cut..
New scene-
Take 1-
Draco- You shouldn't make friends with the wrong kind Potter! I can help you with that.
Harry- Yeah right!
Ron- I agree
Draco- But no one asked you did that Weasel?
Ron- God! Would people stop making fun of me! I come from a line of weasels okay? It's not my fault that my uncle knocked up a mammal.
Director- EEEW!
Take 2-
Draco- You shouldn't make friends with the wrong kind Potter! I can help you with that.
Harry- Yeah right!
Ron- I agree
Draco- But no one asked you did that Weasel?
Ron- Well I'm his friend!
Harry- Haha. not true. your a weasel!
Director- IDIOTOS!
Take 3-
Draco- You shouldn't make friends with the wrong kind Potter! I can help you with that.
Harry- Yeah right!
Ron- I agree
Draco- But no one asked you did that Weasel?
Ron- No they didn't but-
Draco- Then shove out!
Ron- Right Dracoudis Tomar Malfoyine
Draco- OH MY GOD! HE KNOWS MY NAME!
Director- Oh fuck up!
Draco- WHAT!?
Director- SHUTUP I mean!!!